When talking about you, how might your closest family or friends finish this sentence?

[Anonymous]

When I say jump, they say _____________ .

[NathanDavis]

if they say jump, I'd say... why?
if I say jump... they'll say... "get the tortillas"

[Asker]

Do they only accept payment in tortillas? 😂

[NathanDavis]

my tortillas place accepts VISA, lol

[Asker]

oh you've got a shop?

[NathanDavis]

no lol... I meant the place I would go to, to get tortillas... they've been there for almost 50 years now

and just now they accept credit cards

[Asker]

oh okay, you should look into getting a tortilla guy

[NathanDavis]

I already am the guy I need

[Asker]

oh okay, you should look into getting a contingency tortilla guy.

[NathanDavis]

yeah... I already got two numbers in my phone for contingencies, all good... lol

[Asker]

nah he's gotta be on standby! Right beside you for whenever you need him

[NathanDavis]

well, that's the protocol around here

or we would not be around, no more

[Asker]

I mean so close by you can smell the fire from his tortilla warmer

[NathanDavis]

I can actually smell a fire burner from three blocks away, like cats do

[Asker]

that's so far away that it could be someone else's contingency tortilla guy

[NathanDavis]

that's right, that's what you call a network

[Asker]

but it's not as efficient or effective of a network as it would be if your tortilla guy was undeniably beside you

[NathanDavis]

it is efficient as a network, precisely, because... wherever I go or I am, there will be a guy, nearby

if you have one by your side all the time, once it's neutralized, then it's over no more guy beside you

but, with a network coverage... there will be always, a guy

[Asker]

yk, since tortillas aren't one of the central focus of modern society, I think I might havw to agree with you on this one 🤔 but who knows what the future will hold!

[NathanDavis]

oh... agree to disagree... tortillas are quite crucial to Mexico, lol

without them, we would have not survived for the last 3000 years, and could have not withstood the constant invasions/interventions from the British, the French, the Spaniards and the Americans... lol

[DaveToo]

My 104-year-old mother would smirk at me and go back to playing her solitaire on my tablet. My 81-year-old brother and ex-Navy veteran, lifetime volunteer fireman would tell me to get a grip. Never mind about my own children.

[DaveToo]

Thanks for the MHO!

[Citizenkirk]

--ercables🥶. Since most of them still live in Michigan, and a dead battery is a forgone conclusion to leaving your headlights on in January-February, or neglecting maintenance on starter, sparkplugs, alternates, oil pan, oil or feel pump, battery cables, feel line, or if you were ever stupid enough to trust your life on the dependability of a chevette, which I never did because someone claimed to be my friend tried to sell them to me and then when he asked me what would take to get me in that car I told him about 600 bucks because that's what it would take to go to the junkyard and sign it off to the scrap owner and pocket maybe 150 bucks for the wasted time it took me to deal with that hunky junk they wouldn't take for free but for 600 bucks I need to clear $150 bucks profit. Unfortunately a guy's desperate enough to try and sell she that isn't going to have $600 worth of disposable income on this person ain't given time and fortunately for him, the thing never ran well enough to get him out of the city limits, where he could freeze to death from being stranded. That's quality for you, so cheap and unreliable, that it can't even get you far enough in any given direction to strand you anywhere🍋🚗.

[ThisDudeHere]

When I say jump, they say. "wait, come again? I didn't hear ya."

[user1516]

Hi! I’m the girl with the depression post. You may now try to message me! Lol

[420Rachel]

"off a bridge?"

[MCheetah]

"F*ck off."

[Joker_]

big chungus