Why I will be a dog mom?

I'm excited to hopefully get our baby girl. She's a pure bred white Labrador and this will help my baby fever during pms

Dogs are better than babies/toddlers

1. They're cuddly and fluffy
2. They'll never abandon you
3. Never screech like some unholy demon at the stores
4. They're actually cute as babies unlike human babies
5. Don't smell like a poopy diaper
6. A little cheaper than kids
7. Most people love you
8. Can take on fun hiking trips better
9. Will listen to you more

So much more <3

Any other dog moms/dad's
Or cat parents?
Why I will be a dog mom?
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