What do I get my narcissist mother for her birthday?

[soulbabe]

Ps it needs to be something I can get by tomorrow that is under $60

[ohsheeT]

Well get her a free narcissist pass for a massage

Or a free narcissist coupon for lunch someplace or dinner someplace..

Or coupon to go pick up free narcissist flowers..

Forget her narcissist card with $60 in it and say go have fun

[Lynx122]

If she's that bad don't get her anything duh.

[Agape93]

A cracked mirror. I'll sell you my busted bathroom mirror

[TheSpaceGnome]

A nice wedge of cheese carved into a replica of the greatest pokemon of all time.

Muk.

[NewgodOmega]

A cursed mirror
Everyday she looks into it she gets older faster

[NathanDavis]

a portrait, painting... not the mirror

[Anonymous]

Karl Marx' Das Capital

[motownplayer2000]

A mirror