Someone gave you $25,000 today. What do you do?

Question

Me: pay my credit card, get a used car for my boyfriend or for myself and give him mine, pay for and go back to college. Give a little something to close family like a nice gift and pay for when we go out to eat. Cry in relief.

V_Injector · Accepted Answer

Back to college? ... That shit is a scam.

Me... I'd buy some cocaine, some of those sex dolls...

Someone gave you $25,000 today. What do you do?

Then I'd play my theme song...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/30jrmzzgHLc

Then I'd have one of those good nights.

You know what I'm talking about. This kind of good night that gives me rug burn on both sides of my penis. The kinda shit that pisses off INCEL's at me because I have all the fun while they just wished they could watch... except this time... I'm just fucking inanimate objects for the price less than a used car on craigslist just like I used to fuck hookers back in the 1900's.

That's right zoomers... Gen X and/or early millennial here fucking your plastic bitches. You can't afford rent and I fuckin dogg. Don't playa hate, congratulate.

Your "real chicks"...

Fuck you dudes, my chicks are hawter.

jamesgoldman · Accepted Answer

Convert it to pounds (£19,554... okay it's 12pence less but I'm going to round it and the other figures)

Set aside the tax (25% so £4,889 so I'll call it £5k and set it on fixed interest for a year or at least 6 months)

Buy out my business associate (£3,000)

Put £8,000 in to my business to replace the repayment and grow by 50%

Spend the rest however I need to

petitedollbabee · Accepted Answer

Pay off the $1400 that’s left owing on my car. Get my cats health sorted, she’s been having bladder problems for a year and I can’t afford the tests to check for cancer. Finish getting everything on my ‘baby checklist’, and my postpartum checklist. Put $2K aside for tailbone surgery, which I’ll need when I’ve recovered from giving birth. And then I’d put whatever is left into savings, for after baby is born. It would be great to have emergency money available if anything happens.

Niat18 · Accepted Answer

I'd pay for $20,000 of my 13 year old sisters medical bills, she had cancer, and the debt has driven my parents apart... And $5,000 of my nursing school, what's left after financial aid. 25,000 isn't a lot but, it's something.

zeitgeist057 · Answer

Say thank you, that's a really nice gift.

I'd plonk it into an investment with the rest of my savings and go back to the rest of my day. I wouldn't spend any of it, I already have what I need, and I don't have any debt.

GuyAnswersGirls123 · Answer

I can't think of anything I want to do with it immediately so just deposit it into my savings. Might be able to take my wife on a nice vacation this Summer although I don't want to spend too much more than we usually do. Don't want to spend it all away.

IslaTheWitch · Answer

I would pay bills of the vet clinic that takes care of stray animals

euniestars · Answer

probably keep it then forget about it 💀

TommyMountainFigure · Answer

Well first thing I'd do is have it converted to GBP.. The US $ isn't legal tender here!

What would I do with it after that? I'd have it transferred into my Mum's Bank Account! I don't want or need anything!

rebeliouse · Answer

would it not make more sense to move you debt onto a 0% credit card and use the money to invest so that the money it makes you can pay off your credit card over time and still have the investment even when debt has gone and use the income either to increase the investment or use the income to live off?

Puppystarfish23 · Answer

Just googled it and in British pounds it would be £21,454.25 so a lot but still not enough to do a lot with so I'd probably invest it and keep the rest in savings to pay off my mortgage

exitseven · Answer

Run down to the bank and put it my savings account.

EmmaMary · Answer

Personally we would put half each into a secure trust fund for our two children, which would mature upon them obtaining the age of eighteen.

ThrobbingMeat · Answer

Compress it into a dildo shaped mold and sell for 50k.

AviatorTom · Answer

I put half of it in my savings account and donate the other half to my favorite charity, St Jude Children's Research Hospital. They do a fantastic job treating (and curing) kids with cancer.

silyt_ghoest · Answer

start a business and become rich. "what business/" you may be asking. and to that i say "where's my 25k?"

blkgold33 · Answer

Paying bills buying some groceries help out some friends with there baby gifts also get my dog some stuff. Save half for emergency

Phoenix98 · Answer

Pay off all our loans but off all of bills and put what's left in savings so that we actually do more then just barely survive by the skin of our teeth for once.

lightbulb27 · Answer

you are an amazing person. maybe my wife and I give to someone like you and save rest for vacation.

Vermillion30 · Answer

1.) Japan Trip 2.) Legos 3.) Harley Quinn Comics 4.) If money left over, buy my weird ask Amazon JP wish list. I have Zero Debt, a newer car and Chroniclly ill, I want to enjoy my time 😂

Sameone · Answer

I will add it to my investment account  Because 25k after 3 year's will be 55k  And i will do nothing. Maybe when i get married or when I have child i will pay it for his school

Somoneelse · Answer

Use half of it to fully pay my studentdebt. The remaining I would invest in crypto currency and other assets.

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

Buy another pair of luxury airline tickets for myself and my husband.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Hang onto it until the courts have decided that this house is mine and then use it to pay off my aunt's mortgage that she saddled me with!!

handsomelad70 · Answer

Split it with my niece, nephew-in-law, great-nephew and nephew and but some cowboy shirts, boots, Wranglers jeans and buckles with most of the rest.

douride2 · Answer

Do you think $25,000 would get me a holiday to Australia? Because that is where I would love to go for a much needed holiday.

DarkWinterNights · Answer

Take a week off from work to finish renovating my house so I can apply for an equity loan.

Drumlin2001 · Answer

Pay off debts and give OH £10k towards house refurbishment, get in her good books

Rangers · Answer

Start looking at houses I can rent and make my home. But nobody will ever give me money like that

butterly248 · Answer

Pay off my debts, invest, give some to charity and save

Unit1 · Answer

Invest and reinvest. Keep doubling the money.

KrisKris81 · Answer

Throw 20k into an IRA account and keep the rest for general expenses.

loveslongnails · Answer

Say thank you and ask "what's the catch?"

genericname85 · Answer

pay my student loan, my car loan and put the rest in the bank xD

Tomisworthless · Answer

Sell my car, pay off the difference. Cancel my insurance, buy some lunch and get high. Then probably give my mother the remaining portion about $17k

Anonymous · Answer

I would renew my passport and get all visas i can and go wherever i want.

Anonymous · Answer

I would buy a thousand anchovy pizzas and throw them onto people’s roofs

LiamJHayden · Answer

Put it towards the principal of what I owe on my newer rental units.

Anonymous · Answer

You can't invest and reinvest in a Biden economy and double your money. No one is doing this, and they're certainly not doing it with $25,000.

Anonymous · Answer

I'd say, "well, that'll take care of the next 2 months!"

Anonymous · Answer

pay off debt: $2k. Give $2.5k to charity. Put the rest towards a downpayment on a new vehicle

Wiredone · Answer

Hide it from the government

NewgodOmega · Answer

Invest multiple  Spend on travel

LaFemmeFatale_1 · Answer

I’d invest it.

MrOracle · Answer

Buy more Tesla stock.

Simslover92 · Answer

Pay off all my credit card debt.

sawno · Answer

Put it in my savings

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

Turn it into 300 million.

Kelly6 · Answer

Invest in stock market for my kids

worldscolide · Answer

New car, especially since I'm debt free

JesseP1nk · Answer

My life would not change that much

ab2shifty · Answer

Give it to my family

Sabretooth · Answer

buy some cartel coins for swtor.

Anonymous · Answer

Pay off my debts and start saving.

Anonymous · Answer

Talk to my lawyer and accountant. Duh

robocop666 · Answer

Go to Ibiza and get stem cells for my knees

whistlingwh0res · Answer

I buy a ticket to London tomorrow

jimmy2 · Answer

Not much that not much money

Agape93 · Answer

Stash it

slatyb · Answer

Travel.

SolitarySolace · Answer

Donate it to Trump

LavLavLuv · Answer

Smile lmaoo

Anonymous · Answer

Pay my student debt

jahaims · Answer

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