What's your craziest cousins story? Sexy, violent, lies, drugs, runaway, failure to launch, estranged, whatever?

[DrPepper12]

Me: My aunt and uncle, as good Irish Catholics, never practiced birth control and had 8 girls and 2 boys in a 2 bathroom home they could barely afford. Plumbing backs up as girls are 14-27. Plumber fishes kids toilet and a rainbow of spent condoms explode out. My aunt screams and leaves the house for church. My uncle follows after thinking she's gonna crash car. In those intervening 5 minutes they convince my male cousin to take the fall and he does. My uncle congratulates him on his conquests and says don't flush them. His "pristine" daughters are still daddy's little girls.

[Lynx122]

My parents each lost a brother very young. My dad has 2 sisters but they don't have children so I don't have any cousins in the closer sense. My moms cousin has 2 children but they're very well behaved so I don't have any crazy stories :D

[BonzoInBitburg]

I have a cousin who robbed banks wearing a goalie mask and he was known as the Friday the 13th Bank Robber. Spent a few years in prison and is now one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.

[Rosexøxø]

This was enjoyable. I was probably the crazy cousin out of us all..

jk 😂

I’ll have to come back to this.