If your pets could talk, what are the best and worst things they would likely say?

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Pets are like family. This sometimes means we have to love them even when we’re not getting along. They usually love us as much as we love them, or more. Every now and again we have to take them to the vet, or force feed them medicine, or we run out of their favorite foods or treats. Their forgiveness must be earned and they might not say the kindest things before we manage to rebuild their trust. What might your pets say when they’re not very happy with you?
Similarly, they show us that they love us all the time. So “I love you” goes without saying. What might your pet say that would come as a pleasant surprise?

DJB72 · Accepted Answer

I had a friend with a parrot he didn't know could speak.

Unfortunately, the first time was when the pastor came to discuss his wedding with him and his fiancée. "Oh GOD!!! There! F*CK! HARDER!" In a perfect imitation of his fiancée's voice...

Fortunately, the pastor had previously had a parrot that told the bishop to "F*CK OFF!" As it's first words.

Moral of the story, be careful where you get your parrot...

Cidknee · Accepted Answer

Cece can talk and she says I'm the best friend she has after Jesus. Yeah, she's Christian. Says grace and is so polite and considerate. Oh yeah, one more thing, she runs and hops like a jack rabbit sometimes and can walk on her front legs.

rgb008 · Accepted Answer

My tortoise says I am too fast, but that is a good and bad thing.

blshbnz · Accepted Answer

Mine would probably talk shit about me lol

RavVid · Answer

As I get strong complaints about the feeding regime without a word of English, I know most of what the cat would say. Doesn't like the weight loss feeding.

I would get the best at night, when he comes up to bed or just visits me to check.

exitseven · Answer

my cats would complain about the food. then they would ask me to stop teasing them.

BobbieBoy666 · Answer

Blondie would say. Will you put some clothes on and stop playing with yourself.

PeterLegg91 · Answer

Best thing - your my friend , I love you etc  Worst thing - I don't like this food , take me on a walk

Anonymous · Answer

The dog, not mine, would say I'm not his favorite But that's because I don't feed him He only cares about food  And he's a coward I must try to be nicer to him

EzraIsShy76028 · Answer

I like to imagine they'd be extremely vulgar and say shit like "fuck you" a lot just simply because it's funny.

Anonymous · Answer

Worst: Food, Food, Food, Food.😆 Best: Stop touching yourself! I don't want to see that!😆

LBD04 · Answer

Probably revealing my secrets.

Kathryn4_ · Answer

Probably gonna spill the tea on me.

Iron_Man · Answer

They probably would copy us

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