If your pets could talk, what are the best and worst things they would likely say?

[Chazmatazz269]

Pets are like family. This sometimes means we have to love them even when we’re not getting along. They usually love us as much as we love them, or more. Every now and again we have to take them to the vet, or force feed them medicine, or we run out of their favorite foods or treats. Their forgiveness must be earned and they might not say the kindest things before we manage to rebuild their trust. What might your pets say when they’re not very happy with you?
Similarly, they show us that they love us all the time. So “I love you” goes without saying. What might your pet say that would come as a pleasant surprise?

[Cidknee]

Cece can talk and she says I'm the best friend she has after Jesus. Yeah, she's Christian. Says grace and is so polite and considerate. Oh yeah, one more thing, she runs and hops like a jack rabbit sometimes and can walk on her front legs.

[blshbnz]

Cute

[Cidknee]

Awe, that's nice

[exitseven]

my cats would complain about the food. then they would ask me to stop teasing them.

[blshbnz]

Kittttyyyyy

[rgb008]

My tortoise says I am too fast, but that is a good and bad thing.

[blshbnz]

Mine would probably talk shit about me lol

[martins45]

Best I love hanging out with you worst Stop taking pictures of me and give me more food 😆

[EzraIsShy76028]

I like to imagine they'd be extremely vulgar and say shit like "fuck you" a lot just simply because it's funny.

[Iron_Man]

They probably would copy us