The Top Six Dumbest Women's Clothing Pieces

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I don't care if you personally have 10 of these in your closet and you love them, great for you!, but these are MY votes for the top 6 dumbest articles of women's clothing.


1. The Sheer Top

The Top Six Dumbest Womens Clothing Pieces

If you are not going to a club, rave, or concert, where in decent society can you wear this? It's clear clothing. Unless you put like a full on tank top underneath, this is just Saran Wrap for your bra.

2. The Cropped Jacket

The Top Six Dumbest Womens Clothing Pieces

Like what purpose does this garment actually serve? Like you went in to the store saying to yourself, I just want to keep the upper most part of my torso warm?!? This is not summer gear because of the long sleeves...so you're rocking this in winter...when it's cold and your stomach is out so it's not winter gear either....anyone else see the flaw in these?

3. The Romper/Jumpsuit

The Top Six Dumbest Womens Clothing Pieces

I hate public bathrooms as is because at least in American stalls, there tends to be less privacy and the last thing I want to do is wear a LONG sleeve jumpsuit that I would literally need to shimmy shake off to strip down to below my waist so I could pee while an eyeball was peeking through the slats of my stall trying to figure out if someone was in there and then why is someone in there sitting on the toilet with her bra out. Who loves these and whyyyyy? And if you're a mom, you know the struggle when your kid is like mooooommm, I gotta go, and you have 3 seconds before absolute disaster if you can't get this off of them!

4. The Sequin Rip Your Skin Off Dress/Top

The Top Six Dumbest Womens Clothing Pieces

Oh, it's cute, until you get to the end of the night and the underside of your arm has been repeatedly run through the cheese grater that is the gravel sized sequin/jeweled pellet's of a sequin/stoned dress not to mention the weight of wearing a dress this heavy all evening.

5. Outfits with Fake Pockets

The Top Six Dumbest Womens Clothing Pieces

What the s--t is this ladies? Some designer decided for us (probably a guy---- just sayyyyyiiiiinnnnnggggggg) that the curvature of our body needed to be preserved in all it's glory, so HE said, let's eliminate any so called bulk off a woman's hips by just creating a fake pocket that goes no where and does Nuttthhh-iiiinnnng! This is just an illusion pocket. Or how about those flappy ones, or the ones with the buttons that don't actually open to anything beneath. "But you have a purse, don't you?" Shut your face hole! We cannot carry a purse every where in every single situation nor do we want to. What if I don't want to be mugged today, eh? What if I just need my phone and a few dollars to get to the corner store for some ice cream? I don't want to lug that thing, I want a simple pocket.

6. Too Lazy for Shorts RIP'D to Hell Jeans

The Top Six Dumbest Womens Clothing Pieces

Before you come for me, I'm not talking a few small rips in a distressed jean, I'm talking full on a few more snips, and you've got shorts or worse, underwear on. If I can simultaneously see your butt cheek, knees, ankles, and crotch---those aren't jeans, that's an invitation on a street corner.

The Top Six Dumbest Women's Clothing Pieces
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