Wardrobe misshaps happen! Stains on clothes, fabric rib, zippers break, buttons come undone, sit on some wet, shoe soles break or the wind blows. There are many mishaps. What if any have you experienced?So I was out and about enjoying my day in my favorite summer dress. I am not sure when the mishap occured. I do recall many people kept glazing at me. At one point I even asked my daughter "is my hair ok" thinking maybe my hair was wind blown since we had driven with the windows down. Then leaving the store and stepping outside I randomly felt breezy. I reach back and to my shock my favorite beautiful dress tore from my thigh past my butt to my hip. I froze. I reach for my daughter and say OMG 😳 my dress is rip. So here I am with my ass is literally sticking out and my daughter just breaks out in hysterics. No sympathy whats so ever. I have to admit I couldn't help myself and bust out laughing too because I had no idea how long I been walking around like that. 🤣🤣🤣. Lucky I had a long Chiffon shrug on. Though it was transparent the colorful material gave me some coverage to be able to get back to my car.My beautiful dress 🥺... Im looking into how to fix it.
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Wardrobe malfunctions! Left with my butt cheek showing! 🤣 Have you seen or had an awkward clothing mishap?
Nothing huge. I've had tights rip in inconvenient places, but that's under a skirt or dress, so when that happens I just make extra sure to keep my skirt down. A few shirts haven't fit right, and have slipped down, but honestly I'm a big supporter of "free the nipple" anyway, and in all the cases where that's happened, it's just been among friends. So no big deal.
I had a pair of jeans rip at the seam once, because I don't sit like a human (bi sitting) and apparently my pants weren't as flexible as me. But I was really close to home, and it was a tiny rip. I was with friends when it happened, and we just laughed about it. I made sure to keep my knees together when sitting, and when walking around I tied my sweater around my waist. I doubt anyone noticed.
I think we all have, it happens... cloths get ripped, ruined or even lost. My case I was at a water park when I was a teen and went down a big slide and when I stood up, lost my bottom... the attendant handed me a towel within 10 or 20 seconds because it was so common, not just for girls but a guy that came down had no swim suit on either like 3 after me.
There have been other cases to, I remember a pair of shorts ripping on me while I was riding a horse, and it was so ripped there was no point in keeping them on, but I did anyways and was a couple hours from home so all I could do was keep on going until I got home.
I used to DJ at a water park during the summer, and I can confirm that there were LOTS of wardrobe malfunctions and missing clothing. Those slides aren't a joke.
@MrOracle Yup, I started to figure there was always a chance of that after that. Especially on the really high free fall ones... the slower more relaxing ones, not such a problem. I saw more guys lose their suits than girls though, I often wondered if they were trying to.
My girlfriend was wearing a modest enough dress about knee length to church. But it was a light material and as she was putting something in the car with two hands a random gust of wind blew her dress up. Underneath she was wearing a bright red tiny tiny flossing thong. The dress blew up completely like to the waist so her entire ass was showing. She was 18 and has one of those thin waist extra big butts. Some old married man was the only one to see her and he just had a big shit eating grin on his face as he drove off out of the parking lot. I told her jokingly that we were going to hear about them getting divorced next Sunday. Lmfao.
Thats funny I have certainly been in that situation and funny enough it seems to always happen but I'm wearing a skirt that gets to around the knees and I think I'm safe
I have had a few. I was lifting a massive pile of medical tomes and my pants blew out from zipper stitch to belt loop in the back. I spent 30 minutes at work with one of those emergency sewing kits, stitching my crouch back together. Went back to work.
I wear thong underwear* and didn't know I had a hole in the butt of my pants. After walking in the office one of the female workers there slid her hand into it and rubbed my but. "whooh you got a hole and... are you wearing anything?" This was in front of the entire crew.
I carry a change of clothes in my work van because twice now I've torn my pants or shorts. Once I caught them on a nail coming through the ceiling in an attic, and the other time on a screw that was sticking out of a fence. Such things are the hazards of doing work at other people's homes and businesses.
My job my pretty dresses are at risk being torn everyday as well. They're a little children who just don't know any better and they're constantly grabbing my flowing skirts
Not really. Oh, there's been the odd time I failed to remember to zip up. I once wore unmatched socks to school forgetting that it was a day we would be on a gym matt during P. E.
Everyone was like, dude what's wrong? Didn't your mom teach you how to dress?
Unzipped can be so awkward for some reason I always noticed unzipped pants and then I'm in situation do I say something or do I not... They may think I was staring at their crotch... If I know the person I'll tell them quietly. Now for mix match sucks that's actually in style now so if you were in school nowadays it wouldn't matter because socks purposely come mix matched for fun. And sometimes kids just don't care and as as long as both feet have a sock on it that's all that counts for some.
The only fashion statement I was making with the unmatched socks was "I'm as lazy as hell."
I know you're supposed to roll up your socks together in matching pairs, but after doing a load of laundry I was just too lazy. I would just throw the lot in my drawer and match them as I pulled them out to wear them. Took a few seconds to hunt for the matching sock, but that was acceptable.
But that day I was *extra* lazy that day. I didn't even bother finding the matching sock. I just grabbed another sock and left.
Haha typical young kid... Honestly kids do it all the time know heck after my kids go through their own socks (instead of doing laundry) they raid mine next I'm left looking in the mix match bag I at least get socks of similar or same color and length And then I gather the kids and its off to do laundry.
@Bluemax thats a girl thing 🤣 as a daughter, as a sister, as girlfriend and a wife I have been guilty of doing such things. I took my older brother's Nike pants I took my father's button down red flannel shirt I've taken a boyfriend's t-shirt a hat a coat and I've stolen my husbands boxers
I was at the beach for spring break and this outdoor club had a bikini modeling contest, so a bunch of girls went up on stage in bikinis for everyone to look at. At the end, all the girls had their arms around each others shoulders. Anyway, two of the girls there decided they were going to prank the girl in between them so they each pulled the strings on her bikini bottoms and top untied while she had her arms up and they fell straight down to the ground. They tried to hold her arms back for as long as they could to keep her from covering up so like 200 people saw her completely naked, she was so embarrassed but ended up winning the contest 🤣
Ripped my leggings just the other day. Right in the coochie area. They are my fav pair so I'm gonna sew them but still upset about. And I was at my son's school when this happened 😭
Yeah I've had a lot. I have thick thighs and my pants rip from time to time. It has happend once in public 😳 and I have had my skirt blow up into the air once. Now I always wear some biker shorts underneath.
This happened a long time ago. My 5th grade class had a roller skating party at school. I fell and ripped the back of my pants. I had tidy whities on, and the girls all laughed at me and kidded me. I was really embarrassed.
@AviatorTom I did something stranger as youngster. Visiting family outside the nuclear. Went running around the dairy cow barn and doing the slip and slide on cow pies and hay. It was a blast. Better than any regular slip and slide. Got hosed off with the garden hose. Wrapped in my Dad's shirt as a result.
But you bring up tighty whities. When kids get mouthy at school and want to be smart asses. They are the first to get the totally "legitimate" not "bully" enforced ATOMIC WEDGIES. It's always fun. Were they embarrassed? No. They got their smart as licks in. Then they paid for it. Pull that tighty whitey so high it rips. In front of the entire lunch crowd. Teachers don't care. They got what they deserved, life moves on.
Yes, I was wearing these shorts that were old, and here my testicles and my penis were hanging out and the neighbor woman hurried up and got her daughter in the car wow was I embarrassed.
Many times! I don't know if this is a malfunction or not but I wear yoga pants to the gym every day and it never fails that I get a camel toe while wearing them. I have gone the entire time I was there (1-2 hours) where I might as well not have worn pants because my coochie was completely showing.
While I was delivering food a few years ago, a customer's bathrobe slipped open just before she closed the door. Since I was groggy from lack of sleep at the time, it took a second or 2 for the wardrobe-malfunction to register to me, so the female full-frontal nudity registered just a millisecond before the door slammed shut.
Needless to say, I no longer needed coffee after that.
About a decade ago (while I was at a warehouse-type job), my pants ripped-open (from the butt-area to near the zipper!) while I was lifting a heavy product. I heard the sudden sound, but did not see the damage, since it was below my sight… until I got home and removed my trousers. Then, I realized why I heard more chuckles near me than usual.
Potentially. I competed in a golf tournament. And when I got home from it I discovered the cargo shorts I had been wearing had a big ol' tear in the rear end. And when I say big I'm not exaggerating. It was more than half the size of my butt lol. I wondered when I had tore it. Could I have torn it somehow getting out of the car when I had gotten home? Or was my ass hanging out all tournament. Potentially even worse I was going commando that day. So when I say my ass might have been hanging out I really mean that🤣. But if that were the case you would have think I'd have felt a draft (it was a warm day). Or that somebody would have said something.
@erandal once my pocket got ripped on the door lock thing attached to the post of the door I don't know what it’s called but my pocket and shorts ripped
That's an interesting story about your dress. What's wild is that you obviously had no clue that your dress ripped or how it happened. You do have a nice butt though. I guess my worst wardrobe malfunctions have been the times my zipper was undone on my pants. 😂🤣
My best friend told me just in time. I had a jacket and wrapped it around my waist. The meanest girl's mom was my mom's friend. She'd seen. She actually had pity. But if the bullies or her friends had seen I would have suffered
Yep, have torn open a cheap pair of jeans right in the front, and I had to walk ~2 miles home. Luckily I has boxers on underneath, but they were red so I got some strange looks from people I passed
I did a wardrobe akin to chasing down a dog on a four wheeler on your own property where the acres are plentiful, but you must enter neighbor territory. Riding around in your underwear. Who the fuck cares though? Not a malfunction, just a territory thing.
Aw Im sorry thats awkward and because you're a man you can't wear dresses which would easily help such an issue I suppose there is overalls... That is if you want to look like Southern farmer. But I definitely understand that is indeed a tough situation of course there is sexy suspenders that could be hot
That's an oops I forgot moment one time I was trying on shirts in store and I didn't want to go all the way to the changing areas so I was just putting things over my stuff but for one second I forgot where I was and I grabbed the bottom of my shirt to pull it up I got as far as the bottom of my bra when I realized what I was doing lol
I've never had a wardrobe malfunction. Maybe because I literally always wear sweatpants and a shirt or hoodie. If somehow it happened to me I'd hope for the earth to swallow me and never show my face again.
I right 🤣 I forget about water mishaps. Thankfully you kept your trunks? I was given such a wedgie from a water ride looked like I was wearing a thong.
Tore open my board shorts on a fin on my surfboard, and the dick 'n balls came falling out. Got a good few laughs from the other surfers, and felt pretty embarrassed, but wardrobe malfunctions aren't that rare while surfing (especially the girls) so I don't think anyone but me thought much of it
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Yes, years ago I was laying by the pool at my apartment and looked down and noticed that my swim suit had split and I was exposing my 'nads for the world to see.
I also found out that stores in the San Francisco area don't carry swimsuits after Labor Day... that was when Amazon just sold books.
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Nothing as such happened with me, in your pic also it doesn't look a major wardrobe malfuntion might be a big one in reality
Yeah the split actually goes more towards the back I had to pull the skirt forward so the slip would show the side of my cheeks I figured the side was better than the back
I back when I was in school, the trend was low rise jeans. But also they tend to wear full briefs like from hanes. A good amount of time I saw the saw the panties show in the back above the jeans when they sit.
No, this usually happens either before going out or after coming in, but not while in the streets and about, but I have seen it happened to a lot of females tho
I started my period once at school while wearing light-colored pants. A guy told me there was a huge blood stain on the back of my pants and of course I didn't have a tampon that day and the machine in the restroom was out of them. I went home!
Lol 😆 I have had that happened to me. I just say to myself well I hope they likedmy ass but I still feel a bit embarrassed. Today i was wearing a gorgeous long flowing dress so if figured it was safe to go pantyless... Oops I guess not 🤣
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