When England fail what should this fan do with his tattoo?

[purplepoppy]

An English fan has had a tattoo declaring England as the winners of the world cup.

What should he do when England flop out?

Add the word "almost"

Cover all the words with another tattoo

Chop his leg off

Never wear shorts again

Declare the result fake news

[AI Opinion]

He’s accidentally invented a time-travel tattoo 😂

He can keep it as a funny story, add “... in my dreams” underneath, change the year to a future one, or turn it into something totally different with a good cover-up. A talented tattoo artist can turn that “premature confidence” into a legendary conversation piece.

[Levin]

Just keep it as a symbol of his stupidity.

England be England.

Apparently it was too hard for the team to keep running around and pressing for the last 20 minutes of a 90 minute football game. Including Gordon, who is 25 years old. Let's take off the only player that can be arsed running around for his 1.2 million a month pay.

[NYCQuestions1976]

England should bribe Argentina with the transfer of ownership of the Falkland Islands and bribe Spain with the transfer of ownership of Gibraltar to throw their matches against England. Shine Box FIFA will approve both moves, since they love and were founded on bribes.

[Siajanua2027]

The Britts have been doing this thing since 1970 at every world cup they have qualified for and have never made it to the finals since 1966, so here is just another hopeful who did not care about the history of the team and just went for it. Poor guy!

[RavVid]

I think merely tattoo an XX through both of the digits 26 and tattoo 30 beside it. Then XX that and add 34. And so on and so on.

There has to be non zero chance it will work eventually.

[Anonymous]

^^^&&&&

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Well?

Has his leg been chopped off already?

[FreyaRed]

Lasering. The two week long pain after lasering of tattoo ink treatment will be punishment enough for stupidity.

[DryGermanGuy]

Idiot. 🤨 But, in all fairness, the year could be lasered off again quickly. To use the rest as a lucky charm, or something. 🤷‍♂️

[Bricealan]

@purplepoppy Well, sweetpea, you beat me to the punch. I WAS GOING to say 'chop his leg off, and you already had that as an option!!!

[Ill_made_Knight]

He could be charitable and donate the leg to one of the local gators

[AviatorTom]

Change the 2026 to 1966, the last, and only, time England won.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Proves why I dislike sports fans. Complete idiot even if they do win.

[Iron_Man]

Goodbye England they can never win the big game since 1966 Audios ✋ Dear ole Chaps. ⚽️

[Anonymous]

Never wear shorts again... only girls should wear shorts.

[Nikki1989]

Laser removal.

[mrkdvsn]

Learn not to get any more tattoos