How to seduce a professor?

[Anonymous]

PLEASE do not go on a rant about how unethical it is, I will report it.

im 21, he’s 40 something’s, divorced.
He identities as “non-binary” in his gender but is attracted to women from what I understand.

i have just started my lectures with him. The classes are about 100-150 people so I guess it’s hard to get his attention because the mass of people but I usually sit in places that aren’t the best for eye contact.

What kind of tips do you recommend to “seduce him”. Subtle tips. It’s like I want him to initiate something first before I do anything.

and I DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT intended of letting anyone know if the slim chance something did happen between us.

ill also mention he is a physicist so he’s really quirky, nerdy but down to earth. In some ways I guess he isn’t like a “typical” hot blooded male, so I feel seducing him would be harder if that makes sense.

There is also no policy within my university that prohibits teacher student relations.

anyway, I hope you can give me some helpful subtle tips

cheers

[PrivateGurl1234]

Try sitting at the front of the class and try wearing red lipstick or something red it’s really eye catching for men also a subtle fragrance... also in class try to think of some creative questions to ask him to try and get his attention also ask if you can speak to him after class about something you don’t understand just to try and get the ball rolling a bit

[Amy247]

FInd out when his office hours are and go in and get extra help with different material. Do it a lot. Maybe feel him out and see if he'd agree to regular tutoring sessions. Sit close to him. And either way dress to look hot :) And just start trying to read his vibe.

[Anonymous]

Meh, go for it. There were so any student-prof relationships in my University that were much more scandalous. Maybe go to his office hours frequently?

[Asker]

I’m actually really scared of him. Like I feel like such a. Little kid with a crush. I kind of want some reassurance first, like is there any kind of way to look at him during class that will I guess give him a hint

[Opinion Owner]

Maybe smile whenever he looks your way. Also show you are interested in his lectures by asking questions and talking to him after class. That may open the door to some general flirting.

[Asker]

Okay thanks for your advice

[Opinion Owner]

You're welcome. Good luck.

[HereIbe]

Dress in such a way that you can have "wardrobe malfunctions" in front of him. Make the "malfunctions" happen. Smile at him when he notices. Ask to talk to him in his office. Have "malfunctions" in his office. When you have a question about something during the office meeting, get very physically close to him when asking it.

[TheFlak38]

This is the girl who afterwards whines about slut shaming.

[Asker]

Huh?

[rockrewls]

Just go and talk with him, and see if you can draw his interest.

[jimyee]

It's unethical. Go ahead and report me.

[StJimmy21]

So why do you want to seduce him?

[Asker]

I’m attracted to his intellect. He’s not the most attractive guy but his personality & intelligence are amazing. He’s single, I’m single

[RohitLakra]

You should be ashamed of yourself

[LastNightmare]

Why don't you attract him first

[Asker]

I don’t know what the signs are that he would be attracted to me? I do dress very well and feminine

[LastNightmare]

First thing first.. Know his liking

[Asker]

What do you mean?

[LastNightmare]

You need to find out what all things he enjoy

[Asker]

Do you mean what he likes (is attracted to) or his hobbies and so on? I know what his hobbies are. He’s an astrophysicist, likes scifi.

[LastNightmare]

You should get to know what he attracted to

[Asker]

There isn’t a way I can think of. I know he had a wife but I don’t know what she looks like

[LastNightmare]

You need to do some research before making it aware to him that you want his shaft in your mouth

[F7777]

Grab his D*** lol