Should all self-identifying alpha males tattoo themselves like this?

[Patrickjv]

I vote yes so women know to throw themselves at them. Other men would know who to fear and look up to. In fact we could stage a revolution to replace democracy with Chadocracy. Their innate leader abilities would usher us into a new golden age.

Yes

No

[Anonymous]

Are you taking the piss? I'm not insulting you I just want to know if you're joking or not. If you aren't then you're suggesting that the majority of civilisation is not built upon democracy. So you want to change the entirety of how the world works with a face tattoo? Good luck.

[CT_CD]

No need for that. I can spot a Chad just by looking at him.

[Patrickjv]

What does he look like?

[CT_CD]

Chad Thundercock
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[100lbguy]

My brain is telling me noooo, but my body... My body is telling me yessss.

[walla99z]

If I saw somebody with that tattoo I would I think it was pretty funny. I would think he probably is covering up some kind of insecurity like maybe he likes it in the ass or something.

Like dude it's okay if you're gay getting that tattoo isn't going to change it.

[dancing_in_nebulas]

LOOOOOOOL

Make it easier to find them... well despite them dragging their huge wangs across the ground and blindingly colorful wardrobe choices

[Nahliability]

Totally. I need to know who to dump my hypothetical beta provider boyfriend for.

[Patrickjv]

Yes if you ever need a provider after you banged 420 males, Just let me know. I'd love to let you financially dominate me and choke my wallet

[Nahliability]

Gr8. Now I just need to find me some prime alpha dick

[weaponsdude]

Alpha dick reporting for booty.. uh... duty.

[Tiaroendu479]

Yup... so I can immediately turn around and walk in the opposite direction

[Ephemera1]

Yes, that way I can make fun of them in person since they all seem to run their mouths online.

[PondyPand]

If you have to tattoo yourself the word alpha on, are you really an Alpha?

[Bullet-Dodger-Abadox]

What does it mean to be an alpha male? Maybe he's an omega male as well.

Only Adam can be an alpha male as he was the first male. Whoever is the male male ever will be the omega male.

[genericname85]

it doesn't mean you're alpha or not. it means you're a dumb fuck xD could still be an alpha though, cause you don't need any brain for that.

[JustCallMeLeon]

Yes. All wannabe alphas please do that. This will be fun.

[Patrickjv]

Yes you are the real alpha man.

[JustCallMeLeon]

Yes. And dont fk with me cause im already getting that tattoo. Full body. Yeah.

[Anonymous]

Great idea. So girls can know who is an idiot easily

[Anonymous]

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[Leo3572]

A real alpha doesn't need a tattoo calling him alpha. He looks like a pussy.

[azzntittiz]

He looks like a little bitch ironically.

[Leah100]

haha if he's alpha I'm Michael Jackson

[lilaqua]

Yes my panties will immediately drop to the floor

[CarpetDenim]

Yeah so we know who to avoid

[100lbguy]

It's better if they wrote dickhead or closeted gay guy cuz that is essentially what they are.

[CarpetDenim]

Exactly.

[dogbert444]

So girls can avoid them!

[AquaBoo]

There's no such thing as a alpha male... So no..

[Mitch6192]

In modern society, Men who are taller than average, are fit and muscular, are handsome with stubble and a nice hair cut, wear nice clothes or suits, drive nice cars, and who are high up in their job ladder to earn an above average wage, would be considered alpha male.
In modrrn society at least.

Historically an alpha male would be the one who can kill the others in a group. Ironically, would probably be the shorter, uglier guy, due to having the built in aggression boost Haha.

[disgustingweebtrash]

Yeah women would throw themselves at them

[Ashvey]

Is this a joke😂

[theycallmeTatersalad]

God I hope it is. This is the kind of shit that makes me disown the generation I'm born witg

[weaponsdude]

Hard as fuck

[Nandor]

Yeah