
Tell me something weird, crazy, or funny about you 🤔?


I once had three guys try to rob me. One of them pulled a gun. I took the gun. I don't recommend fighting back when someone pulls a gun, as a lot can go very wrong very quick and everything other than some pictures can be replaced. And if those pictures are on a cloud based storage system, even those can easily be replaced.
I have nearly killed myself 7 times (accidentally, maybe more but I don't remember). Most incidents are water related and some are hiking (almost) accidents. Other than that 2 vehicle accidents too if my memory serves me correctly. It's weird to think that I am still not affraid of water, in fact I love it.
*afraid
The Defeater of The Death β οΈπ
Probably not, most of them were/would be common sense to any normal human. I remember once I figured I would use my toy life vest as a boat in a pool with no life guard, with no concepts of center of mass or gravity (I was 13 or younger, I think) I strapped (or should I say wore it) it on my legs and thought/figured I would be safe if I maintained balance. It drowned me and that's all remember (no Idea how I got saved, I was basically upside down), let's just say not the smartest cookie on the block.
Defeater of the death sounds cooler opt for it πwhich is true willingly on unwillingly you defeated choose positivity
Have gotten compliments on my butthole. That every time I finish pooping, itβs mandatory that after Iβm done wiping. I gotta wash my anus to be completely clean.
Everyone has said it looks so shiny and smells good.
Iβm a princess.
I lived a double life as a teenager
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Funny: I'm a huge dorky klutz. 1/5 times I try to do something dexterous Im gonna fuck up. I flipped a can 8 times once, and misjudged the last toss and wasted a can of Arizona because it broke at my feet and got all over my shoes and pants.
Weird: I put mustard on my eggs.
Crazy: I've pet a Boa Constrictor, fed an opossum, and have been 1 foot away from a wild coyote.
Animals are strangly calm around me, I think I was a druid or something in my previous life.
I will go to great lengths in order to not interact with humans.
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@Aakash_Hangargi - So it would seem π
when i was 8 or 9 i took a gigantic turd in my dads backyard and flinged it over the neighbours fence using a piece of plastic
when my dad found out n saw he was lie "for fucksake, get that out before the neighbours see, that is huge jesus christ, wtf u been eating?"
i never got it out tho LOL
also i once slid down a metal stairset in my school on nothing but a plank of hard wood, luckily i didn't seriously hurt myself lol
and another time when i was like 13 i tried to rob a store with a big wooden stick like thing infront of all my friends as a laugh lol
lol i jus never gave a fuck about the law or my parents rules, im as bad they come baybeh lol
I lie about my scars because how I got them brings back bad memories (not depression, just a bad incident)
The ones I can yes but the worse are in a place its both too painfull and not able to cover for work reasons
I keep to the story of it just being a defect that I needed surgery for as a child, my family are okay with supporting me with that lie so it's easy to sell
I've been driving vehicles on the road since age 11.
Never drank alcohol, energy drink, smoked or did drugs.
I have to finish my food evenly or what I feel to be an even portion of everything that was on my plate. If not I need seconds or I feel sick
There are quite a few things that are weird about me but nothing will be funny or crazy.
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The list of some weird things about me are as follows:
1. I tend to mix more than one vegetable with one another with rice and curd while eating.
2. I tend to sit on the floor after returning home from office.
3. Of late I have developed a habit of mixing hand wash with hand sanitiser and wash my hands. Not always but at least once in a day.
4. I have very little tolerance and patience to certain things and I am very resolute about my thinking and highly resistant to change. I would rather face the consequences of my thinking.
I don't know if this can be considered as weird or not but yes this is one point.
5. There is one point which is related to a thinking of mine regarding attractiveness factor related to a woman's hairstyle. That is, unlike most men I ONLY find women with SHORT, BOY CUT hairstyle as attractive and appealing. Yes, only is the keyword here.
I totally dislike seeing any other hairstyle on women. It is the truth and irrespective to how people see this thinking of mine, I am actually proud of my thinking and it is unchangeable till be moment I live.
6. At regular intervals I eat curd with little bit of salt.
7. I always find teddy bears cute and appealing from a distance but no unlike women, I never them in my life nor do I want to hug them like how women do.
Hence whenever I go to malls, I make sure to see teddy bears in a store and at least touch them once softly with love. No, I only do this when I go alone to malls and not otherwise.
8. I dislike being touched physically and neither do I touch anyone. Not without their consent.
Yes, so these are the best 8 points. Of course there are more here are a few.
I wear plaid socks.
One foot at a time. Thursday is right foot day.
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I am 29 and it's weird that I can piss of any women by just being me 😂 it's a curse screw the guy who said be yourself.
I had like 40% of white hairs at the age of 23 itself so I shaved my head completely thinking the new ones that will come be totally black guess what I was wrong it became 60% whiteπ so donned the pepper and salt look π
I don't wash my hands even if I should in case I'd otherwise do it like twice within 10 minutes. The reason behind this is how my brother used to get bad skin after washing his hands far too often.
I avoid problems so bad like the plague, like I have a stockpile of problems I need to address and I'm just like herp de derp what problems
well i once tried to punch myself to sleep, it didn't work
Well, some thing crazy about me.. I enjoy flirting and getting people to fall, then I turn around like nothing ever happened 🤐🤐
Iβm allergic to Coca Cola.
I save toys and stuffed animals :)
I hate to lose at anything it could be a board game and if I lose I will throw the game against the wall and insist we play again
since we are in lockdown for exercise i run back and forth in my hallway
I donβt drink 🍹🤫🤫🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
I still suck my thumb occasionally and I pee sitting down.
I still watch tv shows for preschoolers
I decided to give up lying after I hit 30
I was born with a extra testicle
Im over protective with my scissors and guinea pig
I ghost females who rejected me easily
I can't think of anything. 😂😂
Yes. ππ
Also to me they are normal. π
I'm asexual
It's totally normal day in florida.
It was funnyπ
Yeah agreed π―π
Remember me friends, I may kill you.
There's nothing weird, crazy or funny about me.
I like to watch freaky porn
I got 8 inches lmao
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