How good is your rizz?

[Worst]

Rizz is a colloquial word, defined as style, charm, or attractiveness; the ability to attract a romantic or sexual partner

I got no rizz

[ObscuredBeyond]

Is there an online quiz somewhere that will let me test it? Preferably one that isn't written by a sixth grader and submitted to Buzzfeed?

I've been in more fights than I've been on dates. Mostly because there's only so much BS I can take from someone, yet there's a neverending supply of it today.

Problem is, these days, the only gals that seem to show interest in me back are hairstylists and Subway girls. Typically, neither one, if still single by this point, is really wife material. And that's the other rub. Game means nothing to me if I can't find a wife. No matter how much kitty cat a man gets; if he can't lead a higher level existence, start a family, hold down a marriage properly, etc, then it will all be meaningless when he dies. So those who only chase a number are clowns. I don't want to be that way. But it's not easy to find a diamond when you're restricted most of the time to searching the city dump for one. And that's how my current selection feels.

[dynamicyandere]

Pretty solid I’d say.


I had my first girlfriend when I was in 6th grade. Then I had a girlfriend in 8th grade. Then in 11th grade. Then in college, I dated 2 other girls. Then after college I dated 2 more. My current S/O is who I’ve been with for 5+ years.


(These were all long-term-relationships by the way. If I count relationships or situationships that I didn’t get serious with, there would be more.)


I don’t have trouble attracting women, which is why I’m very selective.

[Apple1996]

My rizz is 10/10! I'm the master rizzler 😌

[Lisia]

I got the best rizz lol

[Worst]

I'm the best teacher

[Lisia]

You got no rizz

[Worst]

How did I get the best girlfriend then?

[Lisia]

Bcs she made the first move bud

[Worst]

Bro‎

[Lisia]

Smd lol

[Worst]

je vais te baiser la main

[Lisia]

SO ROMANTIC I'M THE BEST TEACHER

[Worst]

I'm such a good listener

[Lisia]

Stop tooting your own horn 🙄🙄

[Worst]

I got something else you can toot

[Lisia]

Like what 🗿

[Worst]

Deez nuts

[Lisia]

You're just asking to get kicked rn

[Worst]

Leave the family jewels alone, how else am I supposed to impregnat you

[Lisia]

WILL FREEZE SOME OF YOUR KIDS BEFORE I KICK U

[Worst]

PUT ON YOUR HEELS

[Lisia]

NAH LOL

[Worst]

WHY DO U HATE ME

[Lisia]

I LOVE YOU

[Worst]

I LOVE YOU TOO

[Worst]

FK U

[adam6402]

Lol is this actually a thing😂

[Jessikaah91]

Lmao why do some of these comments sound like me and my partner 🤣

[Z1pTD]

That was great lmao

[robhazelnut]

I only guess, based on glances, flirting and tones of voice, that I attract potential partners easily, but am extremely cautious about romance and not currently able to move in with someone. Consequently, I've never entered a "relationship".

[exitseven]

I guess it is okay. However according to this reflexology map of the human foot the part that is used for sex got messed up because that is where I stepped on a big nail.

[Joshydavid25]

R-R-Rizz?

😎😏👉

[ChicoFromThe305]

The real kings call it game, rizz is for kids

[WhiteSteve]

🫡🫡🫡

[ChicoFromThe305]

Can't see the emojis, got android 😂

[WhiteSteve]

Lmfao, just salute emojis. Wise beyond your years, fame over rizz forever

[WhiteSteve]

*Game

[ChicoFromThe305]

Thanks bro, and I'm only getting Ws wins and wiser 😂

[JacobJordan]

Astoundingly awful which is fine by me I don't much care about my outward ability to attract someone. I was able to get a wife simply because I have a decent personality.

[blondfrog]

I learned about this new word by accident. I understand that every generation has its stupid things but please don't be mad at us older people when we don't know what all your words mean. Anyways I basically have no rizz.

[Z1pTD]

Lol depends on the situation. Sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't lol. It's definitely worse in group settings tho

Once I accidentally rizzed up my friend's sister in front of him at a wedding and he decided to take uber home while we drove together🤦‍♂️😅 nothing happened though I'm a gentleman 😇

[SotiCoto]

It sounds like an STD... Or rather it sounds like "jizz", but ripped open... so it comes out all bloody.
Obviously I don't have it.

[strateguy632]

i don't have charisma rizz, but luckily gals sense i am a sweetey.

[WhiteSteve]

We call it game back when I’m from, lmao. I got a little sum’n, I suppose…

[JayBones]

When I was young. Now my quick wit has turned dark and cranky. My face set in a sturn mask. My need for social interaction or validation completely gone.

[getwiththepg]

Got worse as I got more attractive actually. I don’t even step yo them anymore though. I just let them come to me.

[adam6402]

I've got that stealth rizz. Can't pick it up on the cockblocking radar until it's too late and next thing your homegirl is sleeping with her "best friend" she just met😂

[Zestyassmf1997]

It depends. I cater to a very specific demographic. Judging by my current girlfriend, I think I’m doing really well.

[KillinItHard]

I refuse to use this stupid word but my game is typically on point to the point that I'm not usually leaving in any areas of my life. 'Nuff said.

[Agent_Elflord]

L rizz when trying, dub when not trying. I can’t pick up on if they are interested in me so I fumble.

[AnusNdaPainus]

My rizz is mid and I still attract pretty good looking women which tells me that I am better looking than I thought I was

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

For some woman is A and for other woman is a F.

You would ever be good enough for a person that isn't interested in you.

[ChefPapiChulo]

My rizz isn’t what it used to be. A downside of getting older and becoming too smart for the chicken heads.

[Staximus]

It seems to work better when I grow out my beard and look like a mountain bum