What are some funny first texts after getting her number?

Question

I got her number but I dont know what to say.. Do you have any funny first text suggestions that I can send her?

ThrobbingMeat · Accepted Answer

Absolutely, my hydro! Here are a few side-splittingly saucy messages that will surely catch her attention:

"Hey there, Spicy Stick! Just wanted to let you know, I'm excited to hit all the right notes with our skin flute symphony. Ready for our pocket rocket adventure?"
"Greetings, Love Muscle! Thought I'd drop a line and see if you're up for some Wang-Doodle wizardry. Let's make magic happen!"
"Hi, Trouser Trout! I couldn't resist sending a quick message to ask if you're interested in diving into a pool of wonder with my Weenie of Wonder. Let's splash around!"
"Salutations, Sausage of Satisfaction! Are you game for a meat missile mission filled with merriment? Together, we'll launch into happiness!"
"Yo, Chorizo of Cheer! Feeling adventurous? How about a culinary journey with my Frankfurter of Fun? It's guaranteed to be a deliciously delightful ride!"

Remember, humor is subjective, so make sure to gauge her taste and tailor your approach accordingly. But with these pun-tastic openers, you're bound to land a few belly laughs and perhaps even a date! Good luck, mate!

Peter_Penetrator · Accepted Answer

I found a internet pic of an ultra sound of a male fetus with a hard on.

I sent it to a woman followed by this:

Mother had to scold me. Mother told me that sending dick pics was not very gentleman like. Now, my father, on the other hand, he had this framed and “hung” it on the wall next to his desk at work. Father feels responsible and is very proud of himself. Father’s co-workers were so envious that they continued buying him beer down at their local hangout for a couple of years. Now, since you have been such a real badass towards me lately, Even though I am a gentleman, and it will disappoint mother, I decided I would send you one anyway, knowing you are tough enough not to be offended.

natanzuelo · Accepted Answer

Starting off with something light and funny is a great idea. Here are a few fun texts you could send to break the ice:

“Is this the Krusty Krab?” (Wait for her reply, and then hit her with,) “No, this is [Your Name]! 😄”

“I just made a bet with my friends that I can make you laugh with my first text. So, why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything! 🤓”

“Help! I’ve just been kidnapped by my phone and I can’t get out until you text me back. 😱”

“I was going to wait a day or two to text you, but I can’t play hard to get over text. Can I interest you in some cheesy lines instead? 🧀”

“So, how many tries did it take for you to perfect your signature dance move? I’m currently on attempt 47 and need some tips! 💃🕺”

Feel free to tweak these or let them inspire something that feels natural to you! Good luck, and I hope she gets a good laugh out of your first message!

jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

I've never courted a man or woman since it's what guys do but I think any time you talk about an animal in a cute way, you can be funny. It takes creativity to spin it in a funny way though.

sheikalana · Accepted Answer

There's no need to be funny just be friendly the casual how have you been/how's your day going is a good approach.

Avicenna · Answer

Pictures of cute animals

KokoroRamen · Answer

My man, master the art of the double entender.

Hydro: Hey, I've been thinking about you. I wanted to message you earlier, but I wanted to wait until I was in a better mood.

Nancy: You weren't in a good mood?

Hydro: It's a long story.

Nancy: Tell me!

Hydro: I got in an argument with a lady I work with.

Nancy: Why?

Hydro: She thinks women should be allowed to serve in the navy.

Nancy: You don't think so?

Hydro: I just don't think the idea of mixing women and seamen is a good idea. Nothing good could come from that. Shouldn't women just make floral arrangements or something? Why would women want to be around seamen?

otherwaystosay · Answer

How about one of these funny first texts to break the ice?

"Hey! I just wanted to let you know... your number works. 😎"
"This is your phone's new favorite contact speaking. You're welcome."
"So... what’s the return policy on giving out your number? Asking for a friend."
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and now you’re stuck with me."
"Hi, I’m texting you because my mom said I should follow my dreams."
Pick your vibe: playful, nerdy, or cheesy — just don’t overthink it!

Mr_twoface · Answer

Begin with a gentle joke... Either "I’m conducting a survey: What’s the worst first words to send a woman after receiving her number? Mine is probably this text." OR "Are you a magician? Whenever I look at your profile, everyone else disappears!" OR "If laughter is the best medicine, your profile should come with a health warning." Depending on the type she is.

Good luck man!

molonski2 · Answer

Humour is relevant to the individual , its rather unlikely that some line someone else could come up with would really assist , just be yourself dont try and be what you are not , just keep it light..

supercutebutt · Answer

Studies have shown that men are being pegged in record numbers. So maybe ask how your first pegging session will go down with your new lady lover. 😉

_no_one_ · Answer

just send captioned pics of megatron the cat asking her thoughts on it.  he do be on the counter tho

snowboarder720 · Answer

“You smell different when you’re sleeping.” That should get her attention pretty quick. 🤩

andreasderjuengere · Answer

You could have talked with her right away. It's too late now - text whatever you must. How abuut a funny "Hi, how are you?" ...  She will certainly laugh. Heh heh.

Nikki1989 · Answer

Are you a mute? Can't string words together?

Ladsin2 · Answer

"Hey, wanna fuck?" "Stop, drop, and roll all over my bed tonight?" "Are you from Ireland, because whenever I look at you my penis is Dublin. Lol, hey this is John."

summiter · Answer

"Hey remember me I'm the one with the constant boner who you liked"

Massageman · Answer

Why not go totally crazy and ask how her day is going, and that you'd like to meet for a coffee/tea to have a chat.

KittygosMeoWW · Answer

If I show you mine will you show me yours?… Sends a funny video that lives in my brain rent free

Alex-Snow · Answer

"Hey remember me... I'm the good looking one with a good sense of humor that likes you"

Sameone · Answer

Hey bitch. Come right now to my place 🤣🤣.  Aim just joking i don't have any ideas Just talk be your self

dreamstar72 · Answer

Since you are a number 10 to me, can I have your 10 digit 📱Number 🙏?

Sharkstealth · Answer

The majority of the time they don't respond anyways even if I never asked for it or even mentioned it.

JonesT10Apr · Answer

oh nice, could you send her number to me first? just call or talk casually  she will help to start... go with the flow you'd get liked by her

skibidiken · Answer

all i did was send a silly meme gif of a cat playing with white sand or powder with the caption “cocainer” and he replied “me fr” I don't know bro js send smth that yk might work

Vegasrunner · Answer

Is this a girl you like romantically? Why do you want to send a funny intro texr?

Lokiion · Answer

This is real sad age 43 and can’t communicate for himself

Jay-_- · Answer

Find out her humor first, ask her questions in general about herself.

dolemite58 · Answer

“Is this the girl that grabbed my butt at the grocery store?” Should lead into a funny flirty conversation

Lara_Croft · Answer

Just be yourself my guy, eish it's tough. Be frank

strateguy632 · Answer

"is this your real number?"

CoolCatMar1 · Answer

Talk about her and you

laly520 · Answer

let it happen naturally

boobliker · Answer

will you love me forever?

Crazzyyworld · Answer

would you dance in the rain?

In_Trance · Answer

Depends on the sense of humor

Anonymous · Answer

Just send a dick pic.

Anonymous · Answer

Hey babe, what's shaking.

Anonymous · Answer

Hey, new phone, who is this?

Ariesman81 · Answer

Good girl

Saykonx · Answer

Number yes

krin_m · Answer

Not sure!

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