What are some funny first texts after getting her number?

[hydro]

I got her number but I dont know what to say.. Do you have any funny first text suggestions that I can send her?

[ThrobbingMeat]

Absolutely, my hydro! Here are a few side-splittingly saucy messages that will surely catch her attention:

• "Hey there, Spicy Stick! Just wanted to let you know, I'm excited to hit all the right notes with our skin flute symphony. Ready for our pocket rocket adventure?"
• "Greetings, Love Muscle! Thought I'd drop a line and see if you're up for some Wang-Doodle wizardry. Let's make magic happen!"
• "Hi, Trouser Trout! I couldn't resist sending a quick message to ask if you're interested in diving into a pool of wonder with my Weenie of Wonder. Let's splash around!"
• "Salutations, Sausage of Satisfaction! Are you game for a meat missile mission filled with merriment? Together, we'll launch into happiness!"
• "Yo, Chorizo of Cheer! Feeling adventurous? How about a culinary journey with my Frankfurter of Fun? It's guaranteed to be a deliciously delightful ride!"

Remember, humor is subjective, so make sure to gauge her taste and tailor your approach accordingly. But with these pun-tastic openers, you're bound to land a few belly laughs and perhaps even a date! Good luck, mate!

[Reem12345reem]

DON;T SEND THESE PLEASE CRINGY AF

[Lokiion]

@Reem12345reem ong I was gonna say the samething 😂

[Peter_Penetrator]

I found a internet pic of an ultra sound of a male fetus with a hard on.


I sent it to a woman followed by this:


Mother had to scold me. Mother told me that sending dick pics was not very gentleman like. Now, my father, on the other hand, he had this framed and “hung” it on the wall next to his desk at work. Father feels responsible and is very proud of himself. Father’s co-workers were so envious that they continued buying him beer down at their local hangout for a couple of years. Now, since you have been such a real badass towards me lately, Even though I am a gentleman, and it will disappoint mother, I decided I would send you one anyway, knowing you are tough enough not to be offended.

[jennifer_bloom]

I've never courted a man or woman since it's what guys do but I think any time you talk about an animal in a cute way, you can be funny. It takes creativity to spin it in a funny way though.

[sheikalana]

There's no need to be funny just be friendly the casual how have you been/how's your day going is a good approach.

[Avicenna]

Pictures of cute animals

[KokoroRamen]

My man, master the art of the double entender.

Hydro: Hey, I've been thinking about you. I wanted to message you earlier, but I wanted to wait until I was in a better mood.

Nancy: You weren't in a good mood?

Hydro: It's a long story.

Nancy: Tell me!

Hydro: I got in an argument with a lady I work with.

Nancy: Why?

Hydro: She thinks women should be allowed to serve in the navy.

Nancy: You don't think so?

Hydro: I just don't think the idea of mixing women and seamen is a good idea. Nothing good could come from that. Shouldn't women just make floral arrangements or something? Why would women want to be around seamen?

[Mr_twoface]

Begin with a gentle joke... Either "I’m conducting a survey: What’s the worst first words to send a woman after receiving her number? Mine is probably this text." OR "Are you a magician? Whenever I look at your profile, everyone else disappears!" OR "If laughter is the best medicine, your profile should come with a health warning." Depending on the type she is.

Good luck man!

[molonski2]

Humour is relevant to the individual , its rather unlikely that some line someone else could come up with would really assist , just be yourself dont try and be what you are not , just keep it light..

[supercutebutt]

Studies have shown that men are being pegged in record numbers. So maybe ask how your first pegging session will go down with your new lady lover. 😉

[_no_one_]

just send captioned pics of megatron the cat asking her thoughts on it.

he do be on the counter tho

[andreasderjuengere]

You could have talked with her right away.
It's too late now - text whatever you must.
How abuut a funny "Hi, how are you?" ...
She will certainly laugh. Heh heh.

[summiter]

"Hey remember me I'm the one with the constant boner who you liked"

[Massageman]

Why not go totally crazy and ask how her day is going, and that you'd like to meet for a coffee/tea to have a chat.

[KittygosMeoWW]

If I show you mine will you show me yours?… Sends a funny video that lives in my brain rent free

[Sameone]

Hey bitch. Come right now to my place 🤣🤣.
Aim just joking i don't have any ideas

Just talk be your self

[JonesT10Apr]

oh nice, could you send her number to me first?


just call or talk casually
she will help to start... go with the flow

you'd get liked by her

[dreamstar72]

Since you are a number 10 to me, can I have your 10 digit 📱Number 🙏?

[Nikki1989]

Are you a mute?

Can't string words together?

[Alex-Snow]

"Hey remember me... I'm the good looking one with a good sense of humor that likes you"

[Sharkstealth]

The majority of the time they don't respond anyways even if I never asked for it or even mentioned it.

[Lokiion]

This is real sad age 43 and can’t communicate for himself

[Jay-_-]

Find out her humor first, ask her questions in general about herself.

[dolemite58]

“Is this the girl that grabbed my butt at the grocery store?” Should lead into a funny flirty conversation

[Lara_Croft]

Just be yourself my guy, eish it's tough. Be frank