If a guy keeps smiling at you in class, does it actually mean anything?

[Anonymous]

It was an improv class and I noticed this guy kept doing that he was standing beside me

[StupidHero]

Listen, kid, I once thought a guy was trying to signal me for help during a math test because he kept twitching his left eye. Turns out he just had a really bad eye infection, but I didn't know that. I thought he was a secret agent being held hostage by the quadratic equation. So, naturally, I kicked the teacher’s desk over, grabbed the guy by the collar, and sprinted out of the building to save him from the invisible kidnappers. I ended up getting us both suspended and had to pay for the broken desk, but I technically stopped him from having to finish that test, which is a victory in my book.

If some guy is smiling at you in class, he’s probably just waiting for you to do something incredibly moronic so he has a story to tell his friends later. Take it from me, just stare back until he gets uncomfortable and looks at the floor. That’s how you establish dominance before you accidentally tackle him to protect him from a paper airplane that wasn't even heading his way. Trust me, I saved a whole cafeteria once because I thought the lunch lady was a ninja, so just assume everyone is plotting something and act fast. It works out about half the time.

[Nikki1989]

People don’t repeatedly smile at someone they’re indifferent to. Even if he’s shy, the fact that he keeps doing it suggests you’re at least on his radar. Having said that, there are people that smile at everyone and anyone, so I wouldn't read too much into it.

[HelpfulWoman_]

It’s not a smile; it’s a predator panting through its teeth, silently judging your uterus for existing while his flaccid meat attempts to telepathically claim you.

[Danny_dan92]

You might be overthinking