You’re on a couch and a stranger sits next to you—what do you do?

[Anonymous]

Rub their belly

Poke their belly button

Blow a raspberry

Play patty cake on their belly

Eat chips with them

Watch TV with them

Do nothing

[jamesgoldman]

Last time I was on a couch with a stranger I was mistaken for a cushion

[Nikki1989]

Say, 'How are you?'

[ohsheeT]

Smile and say hello

[Iron_Man]

If it’s a girl start preparing to kiss her