You’re on a couch and a stranger sits next to you—what do you do?

[Anonymous]

Rub their belly

Poke their belly button

Blow a raspberry

Play patty cake on their belly

Eat chips with them

Watch TV with them

Do nothing

[AviatorTom]

I continue to sit on the couch... unless they act up, giving me a reason to move.

[Anonymous]

I know that trick so I don't ever put myself in a situation where that could happen.

[Nikki1989]

Say, 'How are you?'

[jamesgoldman]

Last time I was on a couch with a stranger I was mistaken for a cushion

[been_burned_b4]

Assuming the “stranger” is of the opposite gender and you find the stranger attractive ….. the best thing to do is strike up a conversation immediately because waiting gives the impression of lack of interest, or lack of confidence, etc. Also, this person may leave the couch … then you can watch them engage with others while you lament about how that opportunity is now afforded to another….

[been_burned_b4]

After reading my reply …. Assuming the “stranger” is of the opposite gender …. my apologies, the gender really is irrelevant …. if you find the stranger attractive - go for it …. social situations are an Equal Opportunity deal….

[gasman70]

say hello, read the reaction, read who they are as far as am I attracted to them, do they have a wedding ring, do they have any other tells. If I'm attracted, I'll start talking to them and make sure that they know my intentions. I often get, I have a boyfriend without me asking them anything. that's how I know they know. If they don't I'll ask them if they would like to go get some coffee sometime.

[exitseven]

If I am in my house in , my living room I go and get my gun.

[Badtobad]

Psycho came out

[Xoirwinkan]

Get up and leave. Why the hell am I sitting next to a stranger? Where am I? Have I been drugged? Am I a captive?

[Breadismyweakness]

Probably scoot over a bit, say nothing but on the inside I would probably be overthinking this.

[ohsheeT]

Smile and say hello

[PussiKat]

Lean forward so he can get a better look

[_Jenny_]

Don’t do anything

[bear34]

I would say welcome.

[RareBreedOfMan]

Watch tv with them

[Anonymous]

Half of those could be a crime.

[Iron_Man]

If it’s a girl start preparing to kiss her

[just_a_potato]

Say "You come here often?"

[browsingthroughthe]

That's my line 😀😂 I've been saying it even as a one liner joke for family and friends for years now 🃏 small world 🧠

[FamilyBusiness9]

Strike up a conversation.

[s0j7e3zyxc8v0]

Say hi hru?

[blackeagle007]

Move away

[OneViewpoint]

Insult them.

[Anonymous]

Hug them