If Ronald McDonald held a gun do your head and told you to order him a meal or you will die what will you get him?

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PoliceLivesMatter · Accepted Answer

Hopefully it’s morning and McDonald’s is selling breakfast. I’d order a hot coffee, breakfast sandwiches, and some hash browns. In one quick movement, I’d spin and duck under throwing the coffee into his face and then going for a double leg take down. Then, I’d grab and secure the gun, 2 hands on the one gun hand. I’d get the gun and throw it away from us and away from where anyone else could get it and I could keep an eye on it the entire time. I then would control Ronald putting his hands behind his back and tell someone to call the police. I’d hold him in place until they came and make sure no one went near the gun.

LegateLanius · Accepted Answer

"You're bullets will bounce off, puny clown." -Frank Horrigan

Wonderer89 · Accepted Answer

Nuggets 😕 because everyone loves nuggets but then they’d probably forget the sweet and sour sauce and I wouldn’t notice until we got home and he’d make me go back 😥

binarybabe001 · Accepted Answer

I'd probably pull pull out my 38 snubnose and bust a cap in his silly ass and tell him to go McFuck him

Elliegirl · Answer

Whatever he wanted, I guess. I’d prefer to take him over to Burger King so he and that creepy king from the commercials could throw down for fast food burger supremacy. My money’s on the king, unless Ronald brings that pistol with him.

vishna · Answer

I'd get him 2 mcchickens, extra pickles. one order of pancakes, a mcgridle, some medium fries, a drink, and a cheeseburger. there, all the food he could want.

dragonfly6516 · Answer

I liked their Cookie Monster video better... I'd order cookies, then share them all to Ronald. And by "share", I mean give. Let Red fight it out with the Blue Devil while I escape out the back door...

JimRSmith · Answer

If they still do that Fillet O' Fish thing... then that. Would be amusing to see the red nosed clot sink to the ground, clutching his stomach...

Juxtapose · Answer

Wendy would roast that clown alive for me. She said she "owes me" after I gave her "beef" some "mayo" ;]

BellaIsQueen · Answer

Get him a vegetarian mean, so he'll get annoyed and kill me anyway. xD

EvilAngel114 · Answer

A McGriddle with cheese with an extra hash brown and OJ

Jjpayne · Answer

A happy meal of course! He seems kind of mcgrumpy and could use a little cheering up

SirRexington · Answer

I wouldn't say anything and would wait for the nearest open carry advocate to become a vigilante and save me. Oh wait...

jimyee · Answer

Gotta go with the big Mac meal. How could you order anything else but the signature burger?

_乃尺OЩ刀_TITI · Answer

McDonald being a true patriotic American. Should have been AR-15.

IntuitiveMuffin · Answer

I say "fuck you Ronald McDonald, your bitch made you anit gonna shot." Kick him in his clown balls. Then I would go to Wendy's for a spicey chicken.

ThePundertaker · Answer

I survived your apple pie, I can survive your bullets

mebbemebbenot · Answer

"huh where the fuck did that burger come from?" dead

TuMeManques · Answer

I'd probably just order him a meal. 🤷‍♀️

Yuki_JPN · Answer

"i'm lovin' it "(^o^;)

truthbeknown · Answer

He probably wants some Burger King!

DidiXDidi · Answer

Pull the trigger, Ronald.

DizzyDesii · Answer

I need a happy meal for this grumpy mf

Roxxy99 · Answer

A Royale with cheese.

If Ronald McDonald held a gun do your head and told you to order him a meal or you will die what will you get him?

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