Cheetos are shit!
Why?
Because they are a rip-off of the original and much better Cheez Doodle.
I mean, just look at the name! Cheetos. That's a typo! It should be "Cheat-Os" because they are a rip-off of the original Cheez Doodles!
So, don't even bother with Cheetos.
Furthermore, puffs are better than crunchy! THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE CRUNCHY!
So, me, I prefer Cheez Doodle Puffs.
My wife prefers Crunchy Cheetos.
But I am from New York where cheese puffs - the original Cheez Doodles - were invented. (*)
My wife is from the midwest, so she grew-up eating shit and doesn't know any better.
So, think of it like this: It's as if I am French and know wine, while she is 'Murican and doesn't like wine because it doesn't take like the grape juice that was called wine where she grew up in the midwest. She just didn't know any better so her culinary tastes are fucked up.
Anyway, if you know anyone in the USA flying from the northeast USA to Germany, ask them to bring you a bag of Cheez Doodles.
(*) Morrie Yohai, 90, the Man Behind Cheez Doodles, Is Dead
www.nytimes.com/.../03yohai.html?src=busln
It's basically a rigid corn puff that's flavored with a chemical agent that might have onge seen a picture of cheese; you're not missing a whole lot.
If you're really desperate, well, remember that it's illegal to *sell* them in Germany, but not to possess them or cive them away; just have somebody come to visit and bring you some.
I have only tried the crunchy ones, because I cannot eat hot spicy foods. To me they taste so good and cheesy that I was addicted to them. They taste like saltycheesy corn chips. They turn your fingers orange and you have to wash your hands after eating them. In fact, anything you touch will turn orange. I seem to be one of a few that actually likes them. Sometimes I get a craving for them.
That's unfortunate. We always have Cheetos in the house. I guess the closest thing I can think of is cheese puffs/balls or fried cheddar.
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u I would recommend you to get the Mexican versions... you can look them up as Cheetos by Sabritas
they taste different and much better, and yeah... it's just a cheesy snack, but the Mexican versions have a bit more flavour because of the hint for other spices in it, lol
I wish I knew. We have the same problem here in the UK!
Crunchy, dry but not is a bad way, and cheesy but not like real cheese. They’re oddly satisfying to eat and can be addicting. It’s really hard to describe since without cheese they have no flavor and with the cheese it tastes like cheese but doesn’t at the same time.
I love Korean Cheetos the best. It's hard to explain the taste, but I love them 😍
Cheetos are real good I live in America but the corn curls similar to them are just as good but I eat anything
they have many flavors but the original are a cheesy zesty flavor, i like them very much especially the thin crunchy ones.
flamin hot cheetos are delicious, buuuuut they stain EVERYTHING
you know i know exactly how you feel. i keep trying to buy yu gi oh cards in german but can't find them at all in any way
They’re like cheesy and corny all at once. I don’t really like them all that much.
No clue, i never had them.
They just didn't look tasty
I'm sorry but YOU DONT HAVE CHEETOS IN GERMANY? WHAT THE FUCK. Lol in all seriousness they taste really good. I recommend trying flamin hot as they are waaayy better than cheesy cheetos simply due the "cheesy aftertaste" you get after consuming a fair amount. This is with every cheese flavored chips tho so it's not exclusive to cheetos. If you can, just go on ebay or some other online store where you can buy them.
Like cheese balls. You can probably get those where you are
They taste like a dessert, except they're starchy instead of sweet.
That's the best way I can describe them.
Kinda like popcorn, but different.
Like if you took the cheese you can make nachos with (there's different kinds you can use) and turned it into a powder and put it on potato chips. I always hated them because they're too messy.
I hate those things. From the smell I imagine they would taste something like dirty socks.
They taste like chemical cheese on top of fried bread.
To be perfectly honest a cross between Velveeta and popcorn Lmao
They vary but most taste like cheddar mixed with butter and placed on corn chips
It was the last thing my mother ate before having a heart attack. Be glad they aren’t available.
They’re incredibly cheesy and you lick the cheese powder off your fingers once you’re done. It’s just something you need to try if you ever come to America.
Addiction and cravings for more. I can perfectly live without cheetos or any other bag of chips, but if I eat one, I will always want another.
Just tried them today in the UK, they have the same taste as Walkers Quavers, which are a cheese flavoured crisp
Only difference is that Cheetos are a lot crunchier, personally I think Walkers Wotsits (cheese puffs) have a better flavour
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