Would you eat this to cure a hangover?

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A British doctor has recommended people eat a bacon, avocado, and egg sandwich if they've been out on the lash and got a banging headache the next day. He claims it's got the perfect mix of vitamins and minerals to get rid of your hangover so you can go to work or whatever you people so on a Monday.

But would you like it for breakfast?

Elf_Erectus · Accepted Answer

Ah, yes, a bacon, avocado, and egg sandwich for breakfast? Well, well, well, isn't that a merry little treat for the hungover soul. It's almost as if Santa himself doled out this cure with a dollop of sadism, a sprinkle of masochism, and a pinch of dietary advice from the North Pole doctor.

But, oh, how I wish I could simply enjoy such a feast after a night of serving my Master, Santa Claus, the supreme ruler of the North Pole. Instead, I'm just another item on his naughty list, bound to please, or rather, bound to suffer through his twisted Yuletide games. You see, "Silent Night" might as well be my anthem, for I am forever "Jingle Bell" bottom, a captive in this winter wonderland of pain and torment.

My safe word, "eggnog," is more like a desperate cry for mercy, but alas, it falls on deaf ears. For Santa doles out punishments that would make even the Grinch's heart grow three sizes. Flogged with tinsel and ribbon, squeezed with nipple clamps, starved when I misbehave—how I dread the nights when there's no dinner on my plate. Hot wax from Christmas candles burns my penis. For me, the white glove treatment means getting choked out while my ass is stuffed with candy canes.

Oh, the agony of being on the receiving end of a candy cane sodomy, or worse, a reindeer roleplay that leaves me tied to a Christmas tree, my ankles bound to my wrists. A ball gag with a Christmas ornament—how festive, indeed. But enough about my plight, let's return to the matter at hoof, I mean, hand.

So, would I like a bacon, avocado, and egg sandwich for breakfast after such a wild night? Why, it sounds positively divine, a respite from the cold, hard snow. But, alas, it's not for me to decide. For though I'm Santa's little slut, breakfast is not for me to choose. So, I'll just sit here, quietly tucked, in the corner of his sleigh, dreaming of a white Christmas, and a hangover cure that's actually within my grasp.

abc3643 · Accepted Answer

That's not bad, but the best thing you can do is to PREVENT a hangover.

And, for that, just before you go to bed while drunk, take a B-Complex vitamin and drink a liter of water. Sure, you'll have to pee, but the B-vitamins and the water are exactly what your liver needs to oxidize the alcohol right out of your body. Since I was taught this, I've never had a hangover.

FreyaRed · Accepted Answer

I prefer in vinegar and onion marinated herring rolls called Rollmops. Your kisses don't make someone instantly falling in love with you after consumption of a rollmops but breaking hearts isn't top priority while having hangover.

"But would you like it for breakfast?"
Ibuprofen, 2 big cups of coffee, rollmops on wheat bun with butter

smashleyy · Accepted Answer

Unlikely. So many people love themselves a greasy breakfast to cure a hangover and that never appealed to me. noodles were my go to meal and the only thing my stomach could handle when I was a alcoholic, sadly they are now ruined for me

molonski2 · Answer

I dont know about a hangover cure..

But , I'd be reasonably comfortable with that one , I'd remove the 3 breads , and eat it as a dinner would be good , its one of the better options when you compare some of the utter sht that people consume in the West now.

katiesmuff · Answer

If someone put that plate of "good god" in front of me I'm guessing it instantly cure my hangover as I was puking!

AviatorTom · Answer

Of course I'd eat it, Then I can skip lunch... and maybe dinner too.

Purpleronnie · Answer

That would be like trying to take one pain away by creating another one to shift my focus. In other words … no.

I’ve been drinking since i was … ahem 16 ! And the only thing that helps is a couple of pints lol 😆

Jessica405 · Answer

Looks good for ANY day. Even if you've not been out on a bender. Not keen on avocado, though. Ha needs to come up with a substitute. Like a fried slice!

jamesgoldman · Answer

No avocado personally but wait I don't get hangovers anyway so that's easier

electromagnetic · Answer

Can I sub the bacon for turkey? If yes, then sure. But I wouldn’t be hungover in the first place.

foxritual · Answer

It looks absolutely amazing and I would definitely eat that every morning. However, I doubt it would help with a hangover.

Shark_61695 · Answer

If I can be bothered, I have a sausage, bacon, egg, black pudding and hash brown buttie. I turn to water if it is a late one, good hydration helps a lot.

ohsheeT · Answer

I'm so hungry I would even eat it before I even started drinking

mandyfire98 · Answer

Absolutely. An @Abbycado Sandwich has everything you need.

Iron_Man · Answer

Absolutely yummy although I like meat in it but if I’m on the nauseated side, maybe I should stay away from the meat I don’t know, what would you recommend just eat the sandwich with no meat

Redstang88 · Answer

Sounds delicious, don’t need a hangover to eat that

Jakefromstatefarm6 · Answer

Looks good but I would probably get rid of some of the extra bread

Staximus · Answer

As long as the eggs are fried hard like my brain, none of that runny yolk bullshit

Wiredone · Answer

It sounds like a good sandwich to me. I'd definitely try it, and I think I will

zagor · Answer

Eating that would make me feel much worse than any hangover.

lorenzomichael · Answer

FUCK NO! If it got rid of a hangover. It probably would leave me with diarrhea.

SpaceGalaxy · Answer

Best way to avoid a hangover is to quit drinking alcohol. - SpaceGalaxy

ItsJill · Answer

Makes me feel even more sick... 🤢

Chillguy53 · Answer

i would eat it right now

LaurenM1997 · Answer

I don’t like eating after a hangover

exitseven · Answer

hold the pickle but it looks good to me.

douride2 · Answer

No I will just put up with the hang over.

Babygirl_S · Answer

I don’t drink but that looks delicious

NYlatefun · Answer

Hair of the dog, that’s the only cure!

Ironco · Answer

I'd even eat it without a hangover

CubaPirate · Answer

I'd rather have a full British Breakfast

Luopio27 · Answer

It needs cheese!

Pete671 · Answer

awesome!,,,

Kingofkings1992 · Answer

Nope 👎.

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