Because it's Monday and I'm always lonely.
1. Getting dolled up
Putting on a shit ton of makeup that I'd never wear out and a bunch of showy clothes I'd also never wear out bc I hate myself and have 0 confidence
2. Turning up the 80s jams babyy
and dancing around while looking in the mirror
3. Pretending I'm a master seductress
You know, like I could be a bond girl and my seduction could kill, add a little burlesque routine to the mix
4. Cry and go to bed