What's the best way to pee at the beach?

[Anonymous]

The outhouses are usually gross... so I don't like that option
Get wet, and pee in the water?
Make a little hole and pee in the sand?
Walk up the small hill and pee in the bushes?
Go back to the parking lot and pee by the car?
Which do you do?

[Born-for-sex]

I most often use the water but if I’m not getting in I will some times use the parking lot. It is a lot less conspicuous for a guy to do though. I would recommend getting one of the peewee things... I have been told that they are life savers. At the beach and on the mountains.

[kkirk4442]

The ocean has a lot of fish and whales peeing in it, so a few people peeing in the ocean make no difference.

[collie22]

i don't think people will notice if you just pull it to the side and pee like if your sitting on the sand

[A_Bell]

Pee in the water. How do you think they filled the ocean in the first place.

[WhyAmIEvenHereAgain]

I'd say pee in the water. And if there is a little restaurant at the beach, there. They are used to wet guests

[Anonymous]

Strip naked, stand up and let fly (don't face into the wind)

[bclbn77006]

Get wet and pee in the water.
Most widely used technique all over the world.

[helva]

I go in the water and do it there.

[Josh4206]

Probably in the ocean would be best

[NatalieKeller95]

pee in the water away from everyone

[Jersey2]

Go for a swim, everyone does it.

[jasco]

Just go into the water

[Seppel]

I would go into the water to pee

[Krxc34]

I'll take a deed into the sea