How do I get my wife over her period ASAP?

[OddBeMe]

She’s blue balling me. I just need to shut this whole thing down.

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Ok well this was a shit show. How about just brainwashing? Any suggestions on changing her personality?

[virtue2332]

Bugging her or making her feel guilty about it is not the way to go. I couldnt imagine not having the self control to make waiting a few day such a big deal. There is nothing wrong with taking care of your self. Also there are soo many other things you could do together that could relieve your issue. This is your wife too. What kind of a bubble do you live in that you are strugging that bad. Not judging just can't comprehend.

[lightbulb27]

what are you asking? You mean she is cutting you off, or she is tearing your emotions to shreds?

[OddBeMe]

Just like her uterine lining.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Okay that pic of someone sitting on the toilet with their panties around their ankles 😳 I think you’ll live till her cycle is over lol

[OddBeMe]

But it never ends…this is my month:
Week 1: “I feel it building”
Week 2: it’s here
Week 3: I’m still getting over it, get off me!”
Week 4: it’s coming again…

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Okay that sounds like she’s making excuses not to have sex. Does she ever initiate sex or show interest?

[OddBeMe]

Yeah but only after I do my chores.

[Assi2k]

If you have one of those hot water bags, give her one to put on the small of her lower back. You'll surely be hero ;)

[OddBeMe]

That’s interesting. Kinda like a icy hot patch?

[katiesmuff]

Think this is tough, wait till there are no periods and that my man is called "menopause"!

[virtue2332]

just add water and its all bettter

[LiamJHayden]

Just tell her that she's being a drama queen and is selfishly ignoring your needs. That always works with women.

[OddBeMe]

Ok…I just tried this and she clocked me. You punk. :)

[LiamJHayden]

lol Sorry. I guess I should have told you first that I'm not took good with the ladies.

[dustybiker]

A question most woman would like the answer for for themselves, every month.

[Sevenpointfive]

put some leeches on her vagine to drain the blood faster

[OddBeMe]

Interesting…

[virtue2332]

Stop leeches are soo last century. You could apply a tourniquet above cinch up that belt till it stops. Then you have to hurry because its probably not a good Idea to leave the tourniquet on too long. It's more cost effective than Hysterectomy or cauterizing it with Lazers. To fix the problem long term just have your balls removed so they won't get blue. You obviously have no use for them if you can't get your wife to give you a bj or handjob. Just saying silly questions silly answers

[OddBeMe]

@virtue2332 but I already bought the leeches. Gotta use them.

[MysteriousDarkness]

It needs to run it course and you need to relax. as per your update you want to brainwash her. You are low.

[OddBeMe]

Yes, but it’s possible. Trump did it. (Drum roll)

[AnnacarsiMama2]

Aren’t there other things? Like get my period rough too!! But I can help my husband out in another way I don’t want him to have to wait

[OddBeMe]

I’m gonna get my wife on the phone with you…

Uhh periods are prob more emotional and she don’t like giving bjs when she’s emotional :)

[AnnacarsiMama2]

Oh I just don’t feel well I’m happy to help him out in another way he actually looks forward cause we’ll try different things like techniques

[OddBeMe]

Smart woman. I hope he reciprocates.

[lalaloveee]

Women need more attention during their period, be a good hubby, hug her tight and call her my sweet ketchup bottle

[OddBeMe]

Lol, I do try to convince her my dick could be the knife that stirs her blocked up ketchup bottle…

[BoobSlayer]

I agree @lalaloveee. It is not appropriate to try to "get over" a person's menstrual cycle, as it is a normal and healthy bodily function. It is also important to respect and support your partner during this time. Instead of trying to change or hasten the process, consider how you can support your wife during her period, such as by handcuffing her to the bed and inducing an orgasm in the name of our Lord and Savior bean3k32.

[Keishio]

Add glue into her food and it should pass through her system and mend up any leaks causing the period

[BJP21]

Im with @msc545 you let it run its course. Throw some chocolate at her and run.

[OddBeMe]

I have chocolates installed as defenses on my car like the Batmobile. When she’s chasing me I spurt them out the back.

[SparkleBats]

Stop being a shitty perverted husband and let her finish the cycle you can't stop a period like that

[Juxtapose]

Be nice to her.

[OddBeMe]

Fck you!

Jk you’re right

[Rosexøxø]

Picture makes me highly uncomfortable

[OddBeMe]

Me too. That’s why I’m drawn to it.

[OddBeMe]

This is above my bed on the ceiling
https://ibb.co/tDJV5wL

[Rosexøxø]

That one not so much because of the glitter and the shades. Almost like beach wear.

It all makes me uncomfortable. Not in a good way.

I was trying to be polite just in case that was your girlfriend in the top photo, but it’s nasty to me.

I won’t go into detail because I don’t want to wreck other women’s confidence.

My sisters- be you be free lol

I’m just disgusted- my stomach can’t rn.

Especially that you post it… I don't know

Ig I don’t like you much. If I liked you I wouldn’t mind you doing it to that photo, but I don’t.

Eh well.

Iz what iz iz.

[Rosexøxø]

Happy releases dude… nasty nasty nasty

[OddBeMe]

One context is smoking, the other is bleeding on a rag. Smash the taboo!

[Rosexøxø]

Lol if philosophy is involved I can support it 😂

Smash the taboo 🤙

[Sparkie460]

You can't make her get over her period faster.

[OddBeMe]

There’s got to be a way!

[Sparkie460]

Nope there isn't. You have mother nature to thank for that.

[Sparkie460]

Go to the store and buy a box of donuts and use the hole in the donuts

[OddBeMe]

Or a fleshlight dude…I’m not an animal.

[Sparkie460]

I just use my hands

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@sparkie460 what you don’t use donuts😁🤣

[Sparkie460]

@Brainsbeforebeauty no I just use my hands. I used to use donuts years ago,

[OddBeMe]

That’s where they get the glaze from

[Sparkie460]

@OddBeMe you learn something new every day. Lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh yuck you guys I’m never eating a glazed donut again😮😳🤣

[Sparkie460]

@Brainsbeforebeauty I have a dozen glazed donuts just for you

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Gee thanks but I’m so full right not I couldn’t possibly eat another bite😁😂

[Sparkie460]

Hahaha. You can save it for later. Lmao 🤣 🤣

[loveslongnails]

Blue balling you? How so?

[OddBeMe]

She’s just uptight catholic whos uncomfortable having sex on her period. Usually her piety is a turn on

[loveslongnails]

She can still give you head or a hand job. You don't have to go a week without anything.

[CoolCatMar1]

😂😂😂😂

[Date_a_Snob]

Try being supportive

[msc545]

you don't.

[OddBeMe]

I’m looking for funding to traverse the darkest jungles in search of a cure.