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I wonder what would happen if I took her orange and threw it at her face...
"Shouldn't she say hello to my little old friend here in this Christmas night?"
she's always in the mood after eating sweets, man I dont even care if the cat watches
Let the good times roll.
Haha. This one was pretty good.
"Cant believe i lasted this long with this psycho"
"Fasten your seatbelt, slutpuppy. This ain't gonna be no cakewalk."
GAG: how do I nicely tell my wife of 40 years to stop eating because she's turning me off?
At a moment like this my memory's not what it use to be. Where the hell did I put her diet pills
Ooh look at her , I just gotta suck her orange slice.
I'm too old for this shit, how could I survived all this years
I asked santa for a Porsche... I guess this will do
I can't wait for Christmas to be over and done with
better forget it... looks like those cookies are too good...
Judging by the cheese curl in my hand, it looks bigger than the outline of his crotch.
He is wondering why does the cat have the remote and get to choose what program they watch.
I hope she doesn't smell, I craped myself. Happy New Year Sweetie.
"She thinks I'm too old for her cookies, but I'm not..."
I always knew that pussy would come between us
would she share (the thing in her hand) if i whistle good ;P
".. I wonder who's birthday it is.."
"what did I do to deserve this?"
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