Holiday Contest! Caption this Picture with your Funniest Line!

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πŸŽ‰Happy Holidays GAGers! πŸŽ‰

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And we have a Holiday Contest πŸŽ…

We want you to come up with your funniest, most creative lines to caption the picture below!

What do you think this man is thinking about?

Holiday Contest! Caption this Picture with your Funniest Line!

Awards for the Winners! πŸ†

The funniest joke or caption by one girl and one guy will be awarded a $75 Amazon gift card each!

Holiday Contest! Caption this Picture with your Funniest Line!

We will also award prizes to eight runner ups. Two guys and two girls will win a G@G T-shirt and two guys and two girls will each win 500 Xper points!

How to participate?πŸ“

Simply think of your most creative line for the thought bubble and share it in your opinion below!
Don't forget to up vote the ones you like! :)

Good Luck and Happy Holidays Everyone!

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  • CHARismatic110

    "Hurry up and fall asleep Ethel, you old hag. My viagra is kicking in. Louise from down the street just got a new hip and I can't wait to break it in!"

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  • lumos

    "I'm so glad that tomorrow, she won't even remember that I forgot to buy her a Christmas gift"

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    • Octavius

      Wow I think yours was more depressing than mine...

    • lumos

      @Octavius morbid humor is the best :D

  • mooky06

    "Mayvis you silly sausage, I asked for cookies not oranges"
    "Don't you be throwing the word sausage around me, Rupert, there are bigger sausages in the fridge then yours"

    LikeDisagree 4 People
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  • OlderAndWiser

    I wonder if she thinks my penis is too small!

    Disagree 23 People
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  • Aarron

    badly done, but what else can you do when you only have paint and your Photoshop trial runs out.

    https://i.imgur.com/NEYlRFu.jpg

    Like 10 People
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  • MissPoirot

    " Who is this woman and WHY is she eating cookies on my couch? ... Ah, what the hell! A WOMAN on my couch... Let's get this party started!"

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  • Realfire22

    Man: "I wonder if she knows about my 24 bag of weed I hid between the mattress this morning.." *fake smiles towards wife*

    Woman: "I wonder if he knows I found his weed and baked it into my desserts..." *fakes smiles back*

    Cat: "I wonder if they know I sold the dog on Craig's List..." 👀

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  • DodgersGM

    Rupert to his wife Edna: "Edna, why are we dressed for a birthday party during Christmas? None of this makes sense!"

    Edna: Well, you're in a SOUR mood, ORANGE you? We already talked about this. Birthday celebrations are just more APEELING!

    (hardy-har-har)

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  • apple24

    Why does this always happen to me?
    I just got to look like I care and like I am having a good time. Don’t forget to smile! Slowly when she not looking place the cat on my side of the couch and avoid eye contact!! (AT ALL COST AVOID EYE CONTACT!!) And then, silently in some sort of way I have to slide myself off the couch and as invisible as I can walk the hell out!
    Internet dating it doesn’t work for everyone!

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    • vekin

      A bit too long but much funnier then all others

    • apple24

      @vekin Thanks I feel like I failed big time! haha!

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  • broadsword

    I know I asked for a little pussy for Christmas but this is ridiculous.

    LikeDisagree 11 People
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  • KDA20

    "Gosh I wonder if she likes me - I must make an excuse to slip off to post a question on GaG about the situation"

    LikeDisagree 72 People
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    • SilenRose

      Omg, so true! Lol

    • blondfrog

      looks like your gonna win this you have the most upvotes.

    • KDA20

      @blondfrog I am okay I only entered for fun - I won the first competition, I don't need any prize.

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  • BeeNee

    I just silent farted, and I'm totally going to blame it on the cat.

    LikeDisagree 31 People
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  • ElissaDido

    " I wonder if she'll get offended once she finds out I got her a free makeover gift-card".

    LikeDisagree 11 People
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  • MissNowhere

    "I have something even juicier in store for you after you're done with that orange... 😏"

    LikeDisagree 26 People
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  • AleDeEurope

    "And they said GAG relationships didn't work..."
    "WHAAAAT?"
    "Nothing honey... merry Christmas."

    LikeDisagree 16 People
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  • smahala1991

    What ridiculous gift is my mother in law going to get me this year? Las year it was that horrible cow udder warmer, this year it will probably be a two foot meat log from Hickory Farms.

    LikeDisagree 53 People
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  • kxera

    "That orange won't be the only thing she's peeling tonight..."

    LikeDisagree 16 People
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  • mr90skid

    "Damn Alzheimers!! Maybe if I blow hard enough she'll remember how to..."

    LikeDisagree 12 People
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  • ninetynine

    She thinking what I’m thinking? She totally is… Look at those eyes, man! She wants you. She wants some excitement. You don't need GAG to tell you that. Time to take the party to the bedroom?

    Because, you know, that’s where I keep all the board games. What's a party without Scrabble and snacks?

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