Holiday Contest! Caption this Picture with your Funniest Line!

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🎉Happy Holidays GAGers! 🎉

In celebration of the Holidays, here is a gift from GirlsAskGuys to you: 100 Xper points! 🎁

100 Xper points have been added to your account as our way of saying Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all! (Gift Xper points are added to "Membership" points on your Profile/Xper page).

And we have a Holiday Contest 🎅

We want you to come up with your funniest, most creative lines to caption the picture below!

What do you think this man is thinking about?

Awards for the Winners! 🏆

The funniest joke or caption by one girl and one guy will be awarded a $75 Amazon gift card each!

We will also award prizes to eight runner ups. Two guys and two girls will win a G@G T-shirt and two guys and two girls will each win 500 Xper points!

How to participate?📝

Simply think of your most creative line for the thought bubble and share it in your opinion below!
Don't forget to up vote the ones you like! :)

Good Luck and Happy Holidays Everyone!

[ImSoSozzled]

"Another party at home... our backs go out more than we do."

[GuyAdviceFromGuy]

Oh that's good

[ImSoSozzled]

@GuyAdviceFromGuy

Thank ya!

[EmpatheticLady]

"Who are you?"

[vekin]

Did you forgot, dear?

[EmpatheticLady]

@vekin Apparently so.

[lumos]

"I'm so glad that tomorrow, she won't even remember that I forgot to buy her a Christmas gift"

[Octavius]

Wow I think yours was more depressing than mine...

[lumos]

@Octavius morbid humor is the best :D

[mooky06]

"Mayvis you silly sausage, I asked for cookies not oranges"
"Don't you be throwing the word sausage around me, Rupert, there are bigger sausages in the fridge then yours"

[OlderAndWiser]

I wonder if she thinks my penis is too small!

[CHARismatic110]

"Hurry up and fall asleep Ethel, you old hag. My viagra is kicking in. Louise from down the street just got a new hip and I can't wait to break it in!"

[Aarron]

badly done, but what else can you do when you only have paint and your Photoshop trial runs out.

https://i.imgur.com/NEYlRFu.jpg

[Chinchillin]

"Oh god... ok just try and smile, make eye contact... why is she staring at my forehead? Am I sweating? Is there some excess pomeade up there? Ok ok calm down, just try and keep that... what is this weird gagdet in my mouth? Not the time, not the time... just smile... oh fiddlesticks, I forgot to soak my dentures last night! I'll just keep this... thing in my mouth and try to sort of smile...
Maybe I can sneak away to quickly go on the interwebs and see if anyone has commented on my question on GaG:
how to have a woman fall for you that just loves her cat more than anything?'"

[beautiful_secret_]

"why have you dressed up the lampshade as a x'mas tree, the dog (cat) has a better eyesight than you at least it can change the channels"

"after the holidays are over please do clean up the house and your beard"

"why is the cat stealing all the attention in this picture"

"happy holidays as we didn't die this year either"

"that cat helped me in choosing that orange as your x'mas gift"

"i love these romantic eye contacts in which we can't see other and call each other ugly as we are not wearing glasses"

"happy HOLYdays, we are still alive"

"where is my x'mas gift, i was a good man this year as i didn't kill this cat''

"people should get admired by our love story as we did not leave each other's side for one more year"

[KDA20]

"Gosh I wonder if she likes me - I must make an excuse to slip off to post a question on GaG about the situation"

[SilenRose]

Omg, so true! Lol

[blondfrog]

looks like your gonna win this you have the most upvotes.

[KDA20]

@blondfrog I am okay I only entered for fun - I won the first competition, I don't need any prize.

[sean1234]

That's not funny at all. I bet you a million dollars that others would have just as many votes if theirs was always at the top.

[sean1234]

@blondfrog like I said.

[KDA20]

@sean1234 There is some truth in that, the sort does favour those on top but I say it would be hard to randomise the sort maybe in competitions a by time sort - Last one in on top might be fairer.

[sean1234]

How about just have people post, and then the 2nd one to post is on top and 3rd above him and so on? Easy.

[sean1234]

... oh and if people want to actually be realistic to vote for the ones that are actually funny, they'll have to look through them instead of only seeing the same 10 on top all the time.

[KDA20]

@sean1234 One small quibble first one in always on top other way around top changes all the time.

[DodgersGM]

Rupert to his wife Edna: "Edna, why are we dressed for a birthday party during Christmas? None of this makes sense!"

Edna: Well, you're in a SOUR mood, ORANGE you? We already talked about this. Birthday celebrations are just more APEELING!

(hardy-har-har)

[MissPoirot]

" Who is this woman and WHY is she eating cookies on my couch? ... Ah, what the hell! A WOMAN on my couch... Let's get this party started!"

[Realfire22]

Man: "I wonder if she knows about my 24 bag of weed I hid between the mattress this morning.." *fake smiles towards wife*

Woman: "I wonder if he knows I found his weed and baked it into my desserts..." *fakes smiles back*

Cat: "I wonder if they know I sold the dog on Craig's List..." 👀

[BeeNee]

I just silent farted, and I'm totally going to blame it on the cat.

[GuyAdviceFromGuy]

Good one

[BeeNee]

@GuyAdviceFromGuy thanks, lol

[beautiful_secret_]

you are gonna win for sure.. that was so funny

[AleDeEurope]

"And they said GAG relationships didn't work..."
"WHAAAAT?"
"Nothing honey... merry Christmas."

[apple24]

I like that one too!

[AleDeEurope]

@apple24 thanks! :)

[ninetynine]

She thinking what I’m thinking? She totally is… Look at those eyes, man! She wants you. She wants some excitement. You don't need GAG to tell you that. Time to take the party to the bedroom?

Because, you know, that’s where I keep all the board games. What's a party without Scrabble and snacks?

[Watermelonoma]

"Damn, @xHoneyxBeex has aged well. I wonder if she'll feature my latest penis size question."

[xHoneyxBeex]

-_- I hate you...

Lmao!

[Watermelonoma]

@xHoneyxBeex I love you too

[xHoneyxBeex]

Lol :p

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Bwhahaha for the win!

[doctorwhofan23]

Trolling @xHoneyxBeex again. I can set my watch to that lol.

[TadCurious]

"Baby's lookin' good and I've got one Viagra left."

[apple24]

Why does this always happen to me?
I just got to look like I care and like I am having a good time. Don’t forget to smile! Slowly when she not looking place the cat on my side of the couch and avoid eye contact!! (AT ALL COST AVOID EYE CONTACT!!) And then, silently in some sort of way I have to slide myself off the couch and as invisible as I can walk the hell out!
Internet dating it doesn’t work for everyone!

[TheBraveLion]

hehe

[vekin]

A bit too long but much funnier then all others

[apple24]

@vekin Thanks I feel like I failed big time! haha!

[vekin]

No you haven't failed at all! Have you read all the other ones? Well i did and yours was the best of all!

[apple24]

@vekin haha LIES!! Why do they have to kill me with your kindness?(:

[vekin]

I am serious the other ones aren't very good

[BelleGirl21]

Time for the annual sex in slippers and tinsel tradition... now how to get rid of this cat...

[broadsword]

I know I asked for a little pussy for Christmas but this is ridiculous.

[blondfrog]

I never win these cause these are all based off popularity the person who gets upvoted most wins even if it was good a lot of people will downvote you just cause they don't like you.
Cat lady: so Dr. Seuss I didn't know Garfield was your pet. You don't plan on feeding it green tea for its birthday do you?
Dr. Seuss: No don't be silly have no worries I would not feed it green tea I don't want it to turn into the Grinch like Sam I am eating the green eggs and ham.

[queenmariereigns]

Agreed

[queenmariereigns]

I just humor them now

[blondfrog]

Lol I can't be the only one who thinks he looks like Dr. Seuss lol @queenmariereigns

[queenmariereigns]

I'm talking about the contest stuff
It seems based on user popularity

[blondfrog]

Oh yeah @queenmariereigns