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Hold on, there, Gladys, I know you want what's in these pants, but like everything else in the "Information age" it's buffering.
Hey... wait a minute... why does this noise maker taste like poop? She didn't do what I like she did, did she? Why is she looking at me like that? Wait, she did! She totally did! Crazy bitch, I'm sooooo gonna get you back!
ughhh that should've been "She didn't do what I [think] she did"
This doesn't disqualify me, does it?
"If she likes citrus fuits, I wonder if she would go for a lemon party"
Starfishlover after a google you are naughty and funny!
Hahaha what do you mean
Maybe if I maintain eye contact I can change the channel and blame it on the cat.
Christmas sure has changed a lot since they invented electricity.
The hardest part of being a kid at Christmas: going to sit on Santa's lap and trying to smile as you realize that Santa's lap is warmer than the sun.
"I got a juicy present for ya, Gramps." *Slurps on orange*
"Bah, humbug. What is our sex life?"
Cat: "Kill me now please."
Bah. Humbug.
A Christmas Carol still stuck around your head.
Wow, I thought it was only me ^^
@takumii lol yeah.
"Joanne, why the fuck did you get me these slippers? The goddamn cat is going to eat my feet!"
"You'll kill the cat if he goes near your smelly feet, John!"
"I can't wait to have grand kids that way she gets too busy knitting them those animal socks instead of knitting them to me".
*blows party blowout
"Yerrp, that's the only thing getting blown this year. And what's up with this ginger cat? It's the only pussy I've seen in years... and no, honey, I don't want another piece of orange!"
"Help me i have no clue what she got me and im scared"
"What is this women and her cat doing in my house? And why are they wearing those ridiculous hats?"
"Hey um... are we gonna have a... merry... Christmas this year at least?"
That look in grandmas eyes:
"This orange slice isn't the only thing i'm nibbling on tonight" ;)
Grandpa Thought bubble :: "Why am I getting dirty thoughts seeing my wife sucking on oranges.. Oh boy, my hand is already on my crotch. Hmm, I want some pussy... uh.. not you snowball."
Oh well I've become bald, while she still have her hairs !
If I ate as much cake as she did during her life would I have been able to still have all of my hairs?
Nevertheless, being bald or not I do feel the same love today, and even more intense than what it was in 1939.
"35 years later and I still haven't gotten that younger wife for Christmas from Santa."
What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
One of the fews funny ones
Grandpa: "Who's this lady eating all my darn oranges! ?"
"That look? Fluffy, go get the pills! And you don't have to videotape this time."