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Would she mind if I were to pet her KITTY... Hmmm...
I can't believe I spent all my life and Christmas with this crazy ass women. Darn it I have gas now!
" *sniff* Dammit Sasha not again! Iv got the perfect Christmas gift for you "
https://i.imgur.com/KG2kLzYl.jpg
I don't remember what she use to look like but it must have been awfully pretty for me to put up with this bullshit for so long...
Oh GOD, please help me this holiday season and take me away from here, she keeps kitting these socks, I don't have the heart to tell her there hideous!
Christmas is about sharing and spending time with family and friends. It’s about creating happy memories with those you love.
happy holiday everyone
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" I can`t believe I got a Netflix date in my old age"
"I wonder if she'll believe that it was the cat who left the toilet seat up"
"I really ought to actually try to get a new hobby. This is not really exciting since I am just doing the same thing year after year.".
"I've got a juicy wedge for you right here."
Darn I was gonna use that one! haha! Upvote!
All those years ago that I wished for two pussies for Christmas, and now I finally got them... Santa's a crafty one.
Maybe if I blow on this thing hard enough, she'll choke on her cookie and I can finally get the remote back from the cat.
The old man is thinking If you take the tinsel off that lamp and dance for me , I'll blow this party favor for you.
i hope i can find a mistletoe so that orange won't be the only thing you're suckin' on tonight ;)
I gotta say Irene, 2 person birthday parties just ain't what it used to be. I remembered pole dancers, and a very hot wife by my side throwing money off of 75th story buildings. Oh well another party is 2 blocks down the road. Hosted by Jenna Jamenson. Wonder who that could be.
All she does is eat. I hope she will share some of that food with me later. After all, there's still the Christmas gift she gives me every year - her bridgework. 😊
It's been four years she baked those biscuits and fed that kitty. Now he is still traumatized. Now I can see her slowly looking like ET with each bite. One down three more to go! The wait continues...
"Mmmm... With all those cookies she is eating, I bet she is happy! I wonder if I am going to get some tonight" - *makes happy, sexy, wondering face* haha :D ^_^
Ooh! She's giving me the look! Wait, no she's comparing my size to a cheese curl! What is with this Mona Lisa smile thing she's got going on? Am I getting lucky or not?
"I should probably eat my cake before it dries out."