G@G Trolls I'd like to Thank - Part II

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By popular demand, Part II of my Trolls series...

Pink Nailpolish Purse Man

A highly questionable avatar for a man to use
A highly questionable avatar for a man to use

A rather recent addition to the menagerie, Pink Nailpolish is an irritating sissy, who spam-posts asking what people would think if they saw a 'boy' wearing a variety of cosmetics and clothing items that anybody with a pair of testicles should not possess, let alone wear, including, but not limited to, lip gloss, girls jeans, ankle boots and mascara.

Distinguishing features:- Giddy gay boy style of writing, repetitive, and indeed pointless, questions, which he already knows the answers to.

Nude Gym Indian

The 'uniform' we're meant to believe is compulsory in his 'nude gym'
The 'uniform' we're meant to believe is compulsory in his 'nude gym'

I've not seen Nude Gym around for quite some time, but he is seared indelibly into my memory.

The premise of his questions is that he's joined a 'nude gym' and his female trainer has provided him with the garment above, and has made it 'compulsory' for all the men at this fictitious gym to wear them.

Unsurprisingly, he wants to hear opinions from girls as to whether or not he should remove his public hair...

Distinguishing features:- Poor English, vivid imagination, and a reasonably robust candidate for being the same genius who brought us GuyUser2, and his various body hair obsessions.

Ballbuster Boy

This pesky scamp gets into some capers, doesn't he? Only they always seem to involve a girl kicking him between the legs.

He'll often ask girls if they'd be willing to kick him in the balls, usually with a cheeky ;)

Distinguishing features:- Indian again, although his English is better than Nude Gym's. Only speaks to girls, which is interesting in itself, as he seems to mainly ask questions which girls can't really answer, like

"Girls, Who have saggy balls, I think they are more hotter & open minded guy than who have tight & wrinkle balls, what's your thought about it?"

What a load of nonsensical codswallop that is, eh?

G@G Trolls I'd like to Thank - Part II
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