G@G Trolls I'd like to thank...

[JimRSmith]

A typical example of what this Take is all about...

I recently won Moderator of the Month, and a $25 Amazon voucher, for the fourth time. I've had quite a few questions about how to become a Moderator, or how to progress up the Moderator ranks. The answers to these can be found here, but as usual, there is more to it than this. Some of it is skill, some is luck, and some is with a little help from our 'friends'...

Therefore, without further ado, I'd like to introduce you to some of my favourite G@G creeps, whose posts, which I've removed, helped to propel me up the ranks to the heady heights of Uber Mod...

Toilet Boy

You'd probably wondering who this is, but he doesn't call himself 'Toilet Boy'. He's the 18-24 user, from India, who will ask questions, to Girls Only, such as 'Do anyone of you wished to have a sibling?' or 'What is the position of girls when they pee?'

Then, quite regardless of whether or not this is in any way related to his question, will ask respondents "If I were your 3 year old child would you take me to the ladies (sic) washroom with you?"

I've removed literally hundreds of his questions.

Distinguishing features:- Obsession with children and women's lavatories, coupled with poor English, making liberal use of phrases common in Indian English (na? aunties etc).

Male Body Hair Guy (Guyuser2)

A very typical picture from this Troll

This guy posts incessantly, on both male and female accounts he has, trying to prompt men into saying they shave their body hair, and girls to say they prefer men this way. He comes across as a pathetic sap type, but there's a more sinister side to him. In 2018, MBHG made a nasty rape threat in Hindi to a friend of mine on here. If he's done that once, he's probably got away with it many more times.

Distinguishing features:- Will babble on about how disgusting hair is, how wonderful smooth skin is etc. Once again, piss poor English.

Thongs, Leggings and Smoking Kid

Quite a long term, repetitive pest, this one.

This guy is a creep. He uses the profile of a 13 year old girl, who he often calls Jess, and proceeds to ask questions about any or all of the three things above. He'll frequently contradict himself, and seems to target other younger girls, for private messages.

https://www.girlsaskguys.com/user/fongslol

https://www.girlsaskguys.com/user/jesslovesleggings

https://www.girlsaskguys.com/user/carlieghh

Distinguishing features:- Seems to use Mockney / Estuary English terms, such as "was you ...?" and substituting the letter 'f' for the 'th' sound.

Have you encountered any of these repeat offenders? Do you report them? Which are your favourite trolls?

[dantetheexplorer]

You need to have a Part 2 to this.
These people are very interesting. I'm always wondering what their backstory is, how they became this way. Perhaps it was a traumatic incident in their childhood. Maybe it was something someone said to them one day that made all the gears in their mind start to whir the wrong way round. Perhaps, one day, the Universe sent them a sign, or whispered words in their minds. Like, "You're going to be Toilet Boy. Do me proud, son. Do me proud."

[desidoll]

There is another Indian man with pink account who keeps obsessing over dark skinned vs light skinned. He is also the same person who posts question about why white women prefer black men. I suppose he wants to hear people putting down white men so he can feel better about his skin tone since on his pink account, he obsessively says "I love dark men and white skinned men turn me off"
He has a very serious issue. I believe in real life he probably discriminated for being dark and he lashes out to everyone to project his insecurity. Have you noticed these past two days no questions from him/her? It was because I caught him red handed and he got panic or maybe he was banned. I am sure he will come back soon. Or maybe he already has a new account now.

[dantetheexplorer]

@desidoll I can understand WHY he would ask questions like that, but I don't think it's normal behavior to do the whole passing off as a pink account rigmarole. He can just air our his frustrations without projecting it on other people via a fake account. It would be immensely healthier that way. There are many people with... issues... on GaG. They're not hard to spot.

I'm sure this person already has a new account and is just biding his time until he can launch his light/dark-skinned questions again. What I find interesting is that this people never get bored of asking the same question over and over again. It might behoove people to give them the opposite answers of what they want - perhaps if they don't get validation for their side of the argument, they might eventually leave GaG.

[dantetheexplorer]

* air out his frustrations...

[ShoeGirl24]

One of the first people to message me when I joined here was body hair guy. He seemed nice and I chatted to him until he started being so insecure about his body hair. So in the end I stopped trying to be nice!! I noticed similar questions from different accounts and now just scroll right past!

Toilet guy just makes me laugh when I see his questions, I can spot him a mile off now!

[PrettyKitty31]

One of the best takes on here. Great idea to thank your trolls. 😂👍🏻😉

[PrettyKitty31]

Thanks for MHGirl. 😊

[Justacatlady]

The toilet boy I see and report all the time lol.
Another I see often is the guy who always posts the how do I look. He posts repeat questions looking for validation, then will disappear for a while, then bam he’s back again.

[JimRSmith]

We need to discuss him. I'll probably include him in the next part of the series...

[Goodwifie]

Toilet guy is annoying.
Hairy chest man, well I've already got one of my own not me my husband.
I do have one troll to thank for helping me become a super MOD.
I don't think that I spend enough time on here to achieve a higher level of MOD.

[AmourHoney]

Toilet guy pisses me off so much

[Genie23]

OMG 😂😂😂

Thank you for sharing, lol. I just got invited and spammed by The Toilet dude even after I told him to leave me alone and stop inviting.

The hairy guy doesn't only make multiple guy accounts questions about excessive body hair and invites me to his questions but he also makes fake girls accounts all the time and when I tell him, "Stop making fake girls account. I know who you are and please stop inviting me to your questions. It's getting annoying." He removes my comments, lol.

I've never really seen the thongs, leggings and and smoking guy's post and I don't want to see them, like ever.. 🙄

I wonder will they ever stop making accounts and posting weird stuff? Anyway, You're doing a great job. Congratulations! :)

[Genie23]

Oh and I've reported only the hairy guy , lol

[Agape93]

Good take. The most common ones I see, is the guy who keeps going on and on about incest, Christian fundamentalism and pedophilia, and the one constantly asking if all women are bisexual.

But of those you listed, the one I find most funny is the toilet boy. But the last one you mentioned has me concerned for those girls he is targeting. Hopefully his accounts get taken down quickly.

[JimRSmith]

I've not seen him, in quite some time, myself. I do sometimes wonder what's happened to these individuals, did they get a life, did they get their collars felt, but most probably, they just found happier hunting grounds than this place...

[Agape93]

What does having their collars felt mean?
Hopefully they got picked up by authorities for one reason or another, especially those with more lascivious motives.

[JimRSmith]

Getting picked up by the authorities, is precisely what it means. We live in hope...

[Agape93]

Oh ok thanks for letting me know.
Indeed. I can just hope for that to be the case

[Waffles731]

I haven't trolled in a while actually, well except for a certain idiot emperor who was ragging on the Country I love, I knew it would piss him off.

[Waffles731]

Yeah I knew he would hate that Image and the best part is there is at least some truth to the meme

[JimRSmith]

Well, true for some countries and not for others, but it will trigger people...

[Waffles731]

The entirety of Western Europe minus the U. K and the Republic of Ireland owes their very existence and the fact that they aren't german or russian to my country, the rest of Europe owes the fact that they aren't under the soviet union to us.
As much as the French like to talk about their resistence it was Americans, British, and Canadians that did the lions share of the fighting and dying

[Waffles731]

Hell even the Soviets could well have fallen without the supplies we shipped in

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

Love this take 😂 I've dealt with washroom boy and the body hair obsessor. They seem to appear everywhere. I remember the second guy being around even when i had my other account back in 2017 he would not stop inviting me to his questions

[JimRSmith]

I've got to say, in the G@G Pantheon of Tossers, those two appear right up there with Sandplanet. And that's no mean achievement...

[ciitruskiwi]

Haven't seen male body hair guy in a while and I don't think I've ever seen thongs, leggings and smoking kid but I too would like to thank toilet boy 😂

Great take by the way 👍

[Kkaos]

Ahaha, good job.. This is hilarious. I hope to see more of these. The number of times I've innocently clicked on a question only to realize it's the body hair guy back again.

[JimRSmith]

If this one gets enough upvotes, I'll make it into the first of a series...

[Redstang88]

I’ve seen bathroom boy around a few times, didn’t know he was that prolific. The other two I’ve seen way too much of.

That flat earth psychopath that’s been banned I don’t know how many dozens of times is one I’m really sick of seeing. He’s still here, I don’t know how all the admins are still ignoring him. He made countless violent and disgusting threats on his earlier accounts, and has calmed down a little now but still shouldn’t be here

[mrbobz]

Good work Jim! With the exchange rate your loaded now... My personal fave is the guy who likes to massage men's bums

[JimRSmith]

😂😂😂 Who on earth is THAT?

[mrbobz]

It's a girl who is obsessed with anal. I deleted the messages. Most likely a guy, the were messaging guys (I heard from other guys on here they had the same) about massages and very quickly they started asking about if you liked your bum massaged and wouldn't shut up about it... I seen a few posts since that made me think they still about... Keep an eye out for a pink obsessed with anal

[JimRSmith]

Good tip, I will do. This is actually vaguely ringing a bell?

[mrbobz]

I think i mentioned it once before in a thread you were in, so that might be where you heard it

[monkeynutts]

I don't come across these people, probably because I'm not a pre pubescent little girl, and i'de tell them to go make love to a steaming pile of cow manure if they pissed me off.

[JimRSmith]

Yep, you're not target market, as far as any of that lot are concerned!

[monkeynutts]

If I find them I will fuck their days up for you Jim. I'll teach them not to mess with the madman Monkey.

[angry_llama]

Istg that toilet boy was annoying the fuck outta me😐

[angry_llama]

He wld come onto my questions and harass people there😒

[JimRSmith]

Yeah, that's a very recent change in behaviour from him...

[mrbobz]

Lammy you didn't make Jim's list!

[angry_llama]

@mrbobz aw fuck 😂

[wittymilf]

Toilet boy has been prolific lately 🙄 he alone is a full time job.

[JimRSmith]

He seriously is, yes.

[foodtv]

I've had many encounters with the male body hair guy when I first started on here.
A few weeks ago I had the toilet boy respond to one of my opinions pretty randomly.
Never dealt with the last one that I'm aware of.

[ThisDudeHere]

I think I may have come across them once. With these types, it's usually only fun to respond once, see if you can annoy/counter-troll them easily and if not, then move on and never respond again.

[CasaNorba]

kickass article bro!

is too bad I have not ran into any of these creeps yet because they sound like pretty "entertaining" folks though I think we can add a few more to the list that been pretty quiet lately

[ChocolateCheesecake]

[SirRexington]

Why do people like this exist? It's because of idiots like this that YouTube is having a second adpocolypse. Peoples lives are being ruined because of these people.

[AdelinaAmbrosia]

Omg I saw the question about the 3 year old brother and found it quite creepy tbh. Like tf. Thanks for removing him and whatever:)