I'm done talking about WhoaBoy.

*As a quick disclaimer, I would like to inform whoever is reading this that Whoaboy is not a username anyone posses on this website at the time of me writing this. If you managed to find one, then G@G staff, please fix your God damned search engine.

Whoaboy is a metaphor, an enigma, and a pain in my dick hole.

So sit back, relax, and internalize my explanations.

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I've been getting several pms asking the same questions.

"Why does Whoaboy hate you?" Or "When is your next myTake about WhoaBoy coming?" or my least favorite pm "Are you Whoaboy's stalker? "

I would show screenshots, but I would rather show respect to the users who asked me a simple question.

Rest assured, your questions are appreciated. You have a right to the truth, but I've received messages asking about him from 16 different people, 12 of them I had never met before. I'm getting tired of explaining myself to people who don't know the truth, or know about my feelings regarding this issue.

I'm getting tired of explaining myself at this point, and I've recently developed a feeling towards Whoaboy that I never thought I'd feel.

Pity.

I'm done talking about WhoaBoy.

I feel sorry for WhoaBoy not because I think he's actually a good person, but because I've overlooked his mental state for the longest time.

So please, all of you who know what's up, gather around for my next take.

5 reasons why I'm done talking about WhoaBoy after this myTake.

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I'm done talking about WhoaBoy.

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1. Whoaboy has a chip on his shoulder.

Whoaboy has been bullied early in his life, and has talked about it on many occasions.

I feel that Whoaboy used to be very shy and unlike by his cruel and childish peers, then one day he decided, "I'm going to pretend I'm the greatest and manipulate people into liking me so I don't feel bad about myself."

It's sad, and it makes me feel bad for him because he's surrounded himself by people who enable him, and chooses to cut anyone out of his life whenever they suggest he's in the wrong.

Because being told you're wrong can bring back painful memories of being bullied, and cause reactionary responses while generating irrational hatred.

It makes me feel hopeful that he can eventually get help, and develop some healthy social mechanisms instead of resorting to what he tends to resort to.

2. Whoaboy can't defend himself.

In Whoaboy's bio, it says near the beginning "I'm the villain G@G needed."

Whoaboy would rather pretend to be some sort of force of change, when in reality G@G a pretty peaceful when he left.

My video showing everyone what he did currently has 647 views. This video is unlisted, so that means that only people with a link the myTake I posted on G@G could actually see it.

So 647 people who have watched it already know about him and what he's done.

And that was before my video was taken down for copyright.

Since then, after I had the claim disputed and reinstated, it has gained 120 views before the myTake was attached to it was taken down.

That means that at least 764 people watched my video and know what Whoaboy has done and will continue to avoid him like the plague.

At this point, me continuing to talk about him after this myTake is like if he was at the bottom of the well, and I just drop rocks down on him occasionally. It's not fair because he can't do anything about it, because not only does he have me blocked, he has left the site TWICE because of people laughing him off the internet.

I think giving him a 3rd chance to try to snake his way out of the wishing well is just honorable at this point.

3. Whoaboy survives off of attention.

I don't want to take away the one thing Whoaboy probably didn't get enough as a child.

As annoying as it is, the only people enabling him are his followers and friends, so I'm not going to stop people from just trying to feel good about themselves in the most conditional way possible.

4. Whoaboy's lies don't work on intelligent individuals.

Here is a documented list of all lies that Whoaboy has told, and I will provide evidence to anyone who asks for it. Because unfortunately, according to Whoaboy's bio, "Screenshots are the wiretap of the internet" and I can't show anything considered negative.

**List of lies**

1.) His claims that he works in mental health.

He often claims to be a counselor to one person, claims to be a social worker to another, then claims to be a psychiatrist to another.

I don't know if he knows how college works or not... And I don't want to explain it so it can enable him to lie better or look up more dictionary definitions.

2.) His claims that I'm transgender and want to be him.

Whoaboy is angry that I took pictures of myself making fun of him for how ridiculous he looks when he acts full of himself.

I do not want to be him, personally I'd rather hang on a Noose than hang out with Whoaboy but that's besides the point.

He's not mad that I mocked him, he's mad that I ever got away with it.

This is a common thing people ask me about, and it becomes funnier each time.

3.) His claims that I have been stalking him and want to kill him.

I'd like to start this off with the fact that I would actually be the one fearing for my safety if I lived in the same state as him.

Whoaboy actually reached out to the now banned user by the name of "policelivesmatter" who I (by proxy) managed to get some info from. Whoaboy was in a Skype call with him, telling him that I lived in Missouri and was a registered criminal.

I do not live in Missouri, and I do not have a criminal record.

Here's a test for Whoaboy.

If he can find out my REAL first and last name, then that could help him START to make any sort of accusations.

Good luck to him, because only ONE person on this site knows my full name, and they hate his guts.

4.) His claims that I drew pictures of him getting beaten on my Instagram account.

I do have an Instagram account (or I do now) , but it's not possible that he could have found it. If Whoaboy can prove he found my Instagram, give me my username, and show me screenshots of any drawing that could closely represent any relation to him (which I shouldn't even entertain since it didn't happen at all) then he can continue to lie to people with my blessing.

Now that we have gone over the full list, you may or may not realize that if you are gullible enough to believe this bullshit, it's because your brain is made of the same material.

Very few people trust him, because they can read the English language. And if you don't congratulations, you've already been blocked by him for existing and not buying what he sells.

Meaning that I am not worried about people blocking me because she told them a lie about me.

Because trust me, if you believe a word that comes out of his mouth, you and I probably won't get along, and will slowly stop talking to each other due to built up animosity and questionable Judgement of each other's character.

Because that's what he does to people, he divides them.

And it's not just division either, it's manipulation.

Which leads into my next reason..

5. Whoaboy has a cult.

Call it whatever you want, but I only know a few people who are friends with him, yet don't trust a word he says.

The rest are completely enamored by him. They find him glamorous, inspiring, and some even call him the king of G@G. He has created essentially a very tiny dark side of the moon.

It's something you can only be able to see if you travel to the deepest darkest regions of space to see the other side of it, and it just leaves you anxious, frustrated, and exhausted.

He has people who will mob anyone who disagrees with him.They will treat him like an autistic baby whenever he does anything wrong (despite being a full grown adult.) They will even try to copy his shitty photo editing techniques.

News flash Boys and Girls (since I don't feel confident in assuming you're adults) I do not care if want to still be friends with him despite what he does.

But trust me when I say ACTUALLY trying to defend him, makes you look like a brainlet. Especially when the facts are directly in front of your face, yet you decide to use your mod powers to erase his problems instead.

You usually can't change these people's mind, and you certainly can't make them split with their friend.

Because that's wrong and I wouldn't try to ruin anyone's relationship with someone.

I just think that smelling bullshit rarely leads to a wholesome time, unless shit shoveling is your livelyhood.

I don't have a problem with you guys, just stay on the other side of the moon, please?

Wrap up

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Whoaboy is not going to change.

Whoaboy is an adult, and should be expected to act like one.

But then again, so am I. So I need to find a way to stress this to people.

I never WANTED to create this divide that exists on G@G.

Whoaboy has and always will be a symbol of everything that G@G is made to at its core.

Insecurity

Narcissism

Lust

And Spite

I will not indulge in any more spite related behavior, no matter how often I get requests to do so.

I can't stress enough that the video I made has been seen by more people than I expected considering the traffic of this website. And especially because it is only possible to view it through G@G.

Which is also the final reason I'm done talking about him.

I've done my part. He's irrelevant to any aspect of my life, and even if you guys thought making fun of him is funny... How funny is a joke when it becomes too real to be outrageous anymore?

Whoaboy has become the joke, and like most jokes, they get old after a while...

There's nothing more to do besides catch him in his lies and just send this myTake to whoever asks me in pm what my beef with Whoaboy is.

Whoaboy, if you are reading this.

I have nothing negative to say to you or about you.

Just know that no matter how much you talk shit about me in replies that nobody asks for, no matter how much certain moderators love you, no matter how many people think you're an inspiration...

The only reason I care, is because people keep messaging me about your replies.

Stop acting better, and start BEING better. You're not proving anything by comparing yourself to anyone, and being a "pick me!" your whole life will just turn you into a bar fly, if you aren't already.

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I hope anyone who reads this has a nice day, including you, Whoaboy.

I'm done talking about WhoaBoy.
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