9 Reasons Why Men Are More Fortunate Than Women

[Anonymous]

Here are 9 reasons why it's good to be a guy:

1. Men never have to menstruate. During puberty, girls learn how to use tampons, pads, cups, or whatever to clean themselves during their monthly bleeding. Their wombs replenish, launching the next menstrual period. Men never have to deal with any of that or the embarrassment associated with public leaks.

2. Men can urinate while standing up. Women can stand up too while urinating. But the lack of a penis means the lack of a hose-like thing to aim the fluid. So, the urine will just flow out, directly below the person. This doesn't really matter much, if the woman stands in the bathtub, because the urine can just be washed away. But if the woman stands next to a toilet bowl, she has to sit down in order to void into the toilet and not the floor.

3. Men are less susceptible to lower urinary tract infections than women. Having a penis means that the urethra is longer. This is advantageous, because the germs have to climb farther to get to the bladder. It is possible that germs will never reach the bladder, if they are washed away by urine. Urine is the body's first line of defense against germs. However, the ability to stick to the urethral walls is one virulence factor of Escherichia coli, making it the leading cause of urinary tract infections. So, having a longer penis may not help you there.

4. Men generally have more testosterone than women, making them stronger, bigger, and heavier. Women just have to work harder to build muscle mass and bone density. Living a healthy lifestyle and maybe using oestrogen-containing contraceptives may help women avoid osteoporosis.

5. Men are less susceptible to autoimmune diseases than women. The oestrogen in women is correlated with a greater likelihood for autoimmune diseases.

6. Men can never get pregnant. Not getting pregnant may be a good thing, if you don't want to be the one giving birth to a child. An unborn child is like a parasite, sucking the blood and nutrients from the mother. When the child is born, it will suck breast milk from the mother. The body has to work constantly to balance out the nutrient distribution, and to tolerate the cells of the unborn child. Failure to tolerate the child's cells may lead to a Type II Hypersensitivity reaction, known as Autoimmune Hemolytic Disease of the Newborn, and subsequently kill the child. The mother is usually left unharmed, though.

7. Men, on average, have significantly bigger handspans than women, on average. The bigger handspans may be useful in certain tasks, such as playing the piano. This does not mean that women with small hands cannot play the piano. As a matter of fact, there are plenty of exceptionally good women pianists. People with smaller hands just have to use different techniques to reach tricky keys.

8. Men generally are taller than women. The height may be useful in reaching things that are typically out of reach. Though, a human being can easily step on a ladder or a stool and reach for things. One good thing about being human is that you can use your brain to overcome your physical incapabilities and deficiencies.

9. Men naturally have deeper voices than women. Women tend to speak in higher-pitched voices than men do. The higher frequency of the sound may not be heard for a person who is hard of hearing. Furthermore, as deeper voices tend to be thought of as more authoritative and bolder than higher-pitched ones, and men tend to have deeper voices than women do, this natural trait will make men seem more authoritative than women.

Be grateful that you are born male. You have 9 points under your belt that make you fare better than a woman.

[hellionthesage]

Well that was poorly thought out. 80% of murder/mugging/assualt victims are male (score one for women, and a serious one at that), 80% of homeless are male (score two for women, and again, its not trivial) men havea 50% chance of getting and dying from cancer vs a womans 33% chance (score three for women) Men get more sever sentences then women for commiting the same crime (4) 80% of divorce is filed by women, yet 80% of alimony and child support is paid by men (5) Men thanks to testosterone are more suseptible to infections and disease (6) Men are more likely to get heart disease (7) More likely to have autism (8) Male life spans are shorter (9) Men are more likely to be abused by a spouse and less likely to be believed (10) Mens issues are trivialized at best ignored at worst (11) Men have to approach and ask out women instead of sitting back and waiting (12) men have to pay for the dates and chauffer the woman around (13) Men make up only 30% of global spending while women make up 70%(14) men have no reproductive rights (15) Men have been and currently still sign up for the draft or are in certain regions forcibly conscripted into military service (16) Men are told to man up suck it up and grow a pair this starts at infancy where a male crying baby is ignored more frequently then a female one insuring the male child learns that he has no one to depend on but himself and to not complain following him until death (17) Men recieve less public and private spending on male centric diseases then women (18) Males in most places are not legally recognized as victims of rape despite them being almost as likely to be raped by a woman as a woman is a man (19) Circumcision is legal in most places female circumcision is not (20) 98% of work place accidents/deaths are male (21) In short, be grateful that you where born female. You have 21(more technicly) points under your belt that make you fare better than a man.

[ManOnFire]

@hellionthesage Actually women are more susceptible to heart disease and more women die from it than men do. Also, estrogen in women makes them more susceptible to disease while the prolactin in testosterone helps us. And it's normal for women to spend more, therefore making them suffer more debt.

[hellionthesage]

@ManOnFire Acutally men are more susceptible to heart disease: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1447835/
And are less likely to develop it as early as men, the issue is the preconception that women do not suffer from it that can cause greater damage further down the line ie ignoring risk factores and symptoms: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3018605/
As for women spending my point was that with those numbers women are spending their money but also mens money and that this gives them an advantage plus the fact that since their doing the spending most things are catered to women hence the stupid man/father trope in advertisments being so common.

[ManOnFire]

@hellionthesage Nope. Women tend to be more at risk for heart disease than men, and die from it more often, as it's also the No.1 killer of women. They also suffer heart attack worse than men as well. Although no official confirmation has been made, stress is believed to be a large factor in causing heart disease, and women are affected by stress more. Stress also increases the likelihood of a person getting blood clots, which happens to women more than men usually in their later years, and blood clots can also affect heart health.

www.cdc.gov/.../fs_women_heart.htm
www.theheartfoundation.org/.../
www.goredforwomen.org/.../

[hellionthesage]

@ManOnFire Well according to the CDC study:•Although heart disease is sometimes thought of as a "man's disease," around the same number of women and men die each year of heart disease in the United States. Despite increases in awareness over the past decade, only 54% of women recognize that heart disease is their number 1 killer"
As for the second link its pretty much more of the same. It states women are as likely to die from heart disease as men (I was wrong about that, kind of suprised) but I think I realize where both of us where mislead, women die from heart disease however they develop it later however they also live longer and since their less likely to die from accident cancer (and technicly shark attacks (men are 9x more likely to die from a shark attack and I don't know why) so that means they are more likely to live long enough to get a heart attack, meanwhile men develop it sooner giving the impression that they get it more frequently. At least that is my guess.

[SovereignessofVamps]

Why do you think it's so common for men to have dysfunctional behavior? Like committing crimes...

[ManOnFire]

@SovereignessofVamps Crime isn't fully related to gender but empowerment. While I'm not a big believer in studies, I have read that researchers notice that crime is higher in societies where people have more freedoms. America has one of the highest crime rates in the world, and we are also one of the freest nations in the world. Even American women commit more crime than women of other societies because women here have more advantages and a sense of empowerment because of our freedoms.

[hellionthesage]

@SovereignessofVamps Men have more dysfunctional behavior? Well I guess thats true if you ignore all the other data. Men are more likely to commit violent crimes against other men as we are biologicly designed to see men as competators and threates. However women are actually far more likely to abuse their spouse (as has been shown by the CDC and the NCVS studies: www.saveservices.org/.../ ) and more likely to be emotionally abusive within a relationship: www.medicaldaily.com/domestic-violence-against-men-women-more-likely-be-intimate-terrorists-controlling-behavior-290662 (interestingly violence within a relationship is a strong indicator for violence in prior and future relationships but only for women, their is no correlation for men suggesting that violence follows the woman and thus she is the source, most likely through emotional abuse)

[hellionthesage]

@SovereignessofVamps and women are as likely to rape men as men rape women: https://time.com/3393442/cdc-rape-numbers/ (the woman who ran the project intentionally altered the definition to "forced to penetrate"(rape but done by a woman) and removed it from the statistic to mislead readers from this realization ie that women are just as capable of rape as men. Then of course if you factor in statutory rape women seem to be leading in that catagory as well with 90% of all rapes occuring in juvenile detention centers being by women: www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-idaho-lawsuit-reveals-sexual-assault-by-staff-male-teens-juvenile-detention-centers-1494582 plus of course all the ones done by teachers suggests that women are far more likely to rape an underage child then a man is (and they get lighter sentences for doing so too). Then ofcourse their is the issue of violence towards children which women are actually more likely to commit then men: www.breakingthescience.org/...fiedDataFromDHHS.php

[hellionthesage]

@SovereignessofVamps (and in fact boys are more likely to be victims then girls) so your claim is actually only true if we completely ignore all data available. I could ask why women are so degenerate with their behavior (which I have provided evidence for (unlike your claims)) but I already know the reason for it and that is women are allowed to get away with it. See the moment a woman does something wrong she is allowed to get away with it because women are "victims"(cleaerly not to the degree as men it would seem) and they are "helpless" and "oppressed" which essentially gives them free licence to do what ever they wish with minimal consequence. In fact its even been suggested (as evidence does seem to corroberate) that 40% of rape allegations are falsly made, resulting in a mans life destroyed yet women who are caught doing this recieve no jail time even when its proven to be intentional. Same goes for most other things as well.

[dominiquois]

For something to be considered a positive it has to be positive for men and women and a lot of these were not.

1. Yeah, it'd be cool if we didn't have to
2. Peeing standing up isn't a benefit. Sitting down is more relaxed. But what is a benefit is that you can pee outside/in the woods easier if there's no restroom without having to worry somebody catching you with your pants down
3. I guess so
4. That's not a plus. I wouldn't want to have a manly physique or face. Women are more delicate and beautiful to look at in my opinion because they're no so rugged. Though, the ruggedness is what makes men attractive to me even though men are more boring to look.
5. I guess thats a plus. Id have to look up those studies myself though.
6. That's not entirely a plus. The only bad thing about pregnancy is labor pain and stretch marks but being able to have maternal instincts and give birth to life is priceless. Men can't ever do that.
7. Thats not even a plus whatsoever. Who the hell cares about playing the piano, lol. Most people suck at it with or without big hands. Big hands are useless
8. That's not really a plus. There are lots of tall women and that's only a bonus when you need to reach for stuff in cabinets.
9. Thats not a plus either. Women have softer voices and sound less threatening. You can easily bring in subjectivism into this argument. It's only a plus for men because thats what women consider attractive. A women with a mans voice will not be considered attractive. Again for this to be a plus it has to benefit both men and women.

[thewanderingme]

I can play the piano! it's all about long fingers, not monster bug hands. lol

[redeyemindtricks]

sigh... the author (who I'm 99.99 percent convinced is not a woman) missed the main reason why we are more susceptible to UTI's, which is the proximity of the urethral+vaginal opening to the anus+rectum.

thus, UTI's can be all too easily occasioned by wiping back-to-front after going #2 (WIPE FRONT TO BACK, LADIES... yesterday was mother's day, so I'm all of yr mom today ahah).
also, all that back-and-forth stretching action during sex -- and/or tongue action during oral, if yr lover likes to give lovin' to both holes -- can help those baddies travel from the rectum to the vaginal opening, too.

all of this can mostly be prevented with good hygiene (hello cottonelle wipes! don't just use dry toilet paper!)... but, yeah, the differential length of the urethra is totally not the major player here.

[myTake Owner]

@redeyemindtricks I am female. And for your information, the fact that a shorter urethra is more susceptible to UTIs than a longer urethra is common knowledge in urology.

[redeyemindtricks]

Yes, but that's not the *main* reason why women get more UTI's. The main reasons are those lifestyle/hygiene practices.

[myTake Owner]

@redeyemindtricks My point in the myTake is not referring to the "main" reason. That bullet point is just one reason.

[dangerDoge]

I figure that there are plus and down sides to each gender that balances everything out. I don't think there is truly a better gender to be... they are simply just different.

There are things you listed that are bad for females amongst other things, but there are also things bad for males that users like hellionthesage mentioned. I'm not particularly grateful nor do I feel lucky to be born male because of this. It just is a thing. Good points and bad points are there on each side of the coin. I've heard a million complaints about each side accusing the other of having it "easy."

However, I feel like many tend to fall in a "grass-is-greener-on-the-other-side" concept. We look at the faults that we have in our situation, don't see the other sides faults, and wish we were on the other side's. However, that's only because we are only looking at some issues, and from that we fail to see the benefits of our situation.

Example would be number 6: Men can never get pregnant. From the male's side of things, men have to deal with...
-- Little to no rights to the child if the mother wants to abort. Even if the guy wants the child, the mother can still go and abort. Father has no say.
-- If the women decides to keep the child, the father has to pay child support regardless of his decision on the matter. Child support in turn lasts for years and years.
-- Then, if a man does complain about things such as wanting to keep the child, he is often met with a "you wouldn't understand since you aren't/weren't pregnant" statement.
-- Paternal uncertainty. It's the psychological phenomenon that a man cannot be 100% sure the offspring is theirs since they weren't pregnant.
-- Due to the mother simply having the child, the child is often seen as the mother's inherently rather than being 50% of each, which leads to a whole new mess of implications... like divorce down the line when the child custody tends to get sided with the mother (I've read as high as 80%).

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unfortunately to say, no one has it easy. From an optimistic perspective, we should be focused and happy on the things we do have vs being sad about the things we don't have. Granted, that's just an optimistic perspective.

[bcromartie]

1. Definitely true.

2. I suppose but I am not sure if that is so much an advantage as it is just a biological difference.

3. Definitely true.

4. Yes but is that really an advantage? Technology handles most heavy lifting that mankind did in the past so most activities don't require great strength making the excess worthless. I guess what I am asking is what can the average woman not do that the average man can do?

5. Males are more prone to genetic diseases such as trisomy or autochromosomal issues due to having only one of each chromosome and so it is more of a trade-off than an advantage.

6. Parasites do not work like fetuses. As fun as it is to bring that up it isn't true at all; while the nutrition comes from the parent parasites generally spread from host to host and tend to destroy sensitive systems creating imbalances that the body is not built to handle. Obviously the body is built to handle pregnancy in the normal sense. That aside I'll agree that it is a decent advantage.

7, 8, 9. I'm going to have to call these. It just isn't something that sounds like it effects anything to the extent where it would be truly advantageous. :p

Still overall not having a uterus seems to all this boils down to, and it is nice not to have one, that is for sure.

[rjroy3]

1. Women can think about whatever they want in public, without getting a boner.

2. Women bend at the hips and are better natural squatters from a biomechanical standpoint.

3. Women are less susceptible to heart failure/heart disease.

4. Titties... nuff said.

5. Women on average live longer than men

6. Women have a pill based form of birth control that doesn't take away from the pleasure of having raw sex.

7. In general, a woman who is pretty enough can rely on her looks and some guy will take care of her.

8. Women get into clubs for free.

9. Women who want sex can get it easier than men.

[rjroy3]

Don't sell yourself short : D

[canttakethis]

9) because men are more sexual than women

[xobrowneyedbeauty]

at first i was expecting this to just be subjective complaining, but these are very objective. these are all true. i'm in med school and we actually just recently did the male and female reproductive units and my boyfriend was like "basically everything we just learned is just them telling us guys are the better sex." lol obviously he was just trying to annoy me. but men of course have some biological disadvantages as well, as some of the other comments have touched upon. either way, i am perfectly content being a girl. :p

[thewanderingme]

lol, it's entirely subjective.

[xobrowneyedbeauty]

@thewanderingme it's entirely based on biology, i suppose viewing them as an "advantage" is subjective in a sense, but it is a list of basically biological advantages males have over females.

[Azara]

After reading reproductive units your boyfriend came away with the conclusion that the sex that can not reproduce is the " better sex"

LOL

[xobrowneyedbeauty]

@Azara that's a great point, if he says that again, i'm totally gonna use that argument haha thanks girl :p i think his point was that there's like a ton more diseases or cancers women can get because our repro system is more complex but you are very right haha

[Ray-S]

As a man I treated with contempt if I show any weakness of emotion, 7 times more likely to commit suicide and will most likely have a shorter life than a woman from a similar background.

As a woman you will earn on average 10% less then me, probably have to chose between your career and family at some point in your life and will generally be taken less seriously as a professional at work.

Sorry to bring everyone down, but I thought I would mention the differences that we should be fixating on and trying to do something about.

[FallOutBoy2001]

Bingo. Write a myTake about this, I want to read it

[redeyemindtricks]

Dude, why did you make a female account to write this take?

[myTake Owner]

WTF? I'm not a guy. Sheesh.

[redeyemindtricks]

Well... On the off-chance that you really *are* a woman, you sure are one self-loathing woman, lol.

I mean, what the actual fuck, dude.

Let's not even get into the fact that an actual woman would've written "OURselves". Uh, yeah, we'll let that slide (lemme guess, "objectivity").

Lessee here:
#1... "clean themselves"? No, that's not what pads and suchlike are for. Pads don't clean our bodies at all, they just catch and absorb menstrual blood.

#2... ok, sure, I'd like to be able to do this. But, the way you described it? Ahah what the actual fuck.

#3, you missed the main point (s) here, as explicated on dominiquois's thread.

#4 -- THIS is THE SOLID FUCKING PROOF that you COULD NOT possibly be a woman (from a first world country).
I mean...
BIGGER?
HEAVIER?
Seen as ADVANTAGES?

Dude do you UNDERSTAND what those two words *DO* to the psyche of an actual woman? No. No, you don't. Do you. OMG...
@Smmyskittles gtfih back me up here yo -- she's a strength athlete and even she would NEVER

[redeyemindtricks]

toss around those words as "advantages".

#6 -- On behalf of mothers everywhere... Fuck you very much.

#7 and #8, I like how you present these as advantages and then immediately are like "oh, wait, they're not really advantages" ahah make up yr mind please.

#9 -- No, dude.
Ever wonder why like 98 percent of all voicemail voices and public-address systems are female voices?
Because female voices inspire TRUST and CALM.
Yeah.

[Smmyskittles]

:'D

I honestly feel like this is copied and pasted from somewhere else! If not, then it's a guy who made an account under the pretense they were a woman.

OR they're seriously good at being objective (extremely unlikely).

[redeyemindtricks]

@Smmyskittles You feel me on point 4 tho? "They're bigger and heavier, I wish I was bigger and heavier..." ahahha I can't even XD

[myTake Owner]

Fine. I am female in the biological sense, but male in the sociological sense.

[Smmyskittles]

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[[ &Thank you for being honest about it. ]]

[redeyemindtricks]

@Smmyskittles ahah I don't even know what that means (not you, them). but tx homeSkittlezz <3

[Smmyskittles]

Perfectly honest, I'm *assuming* they are a woman but have the mentality of (or associate more as) a man. *shrugs*

Counting that a win though! ^.^

[the_rake]

here are some arguments to the contrary:

www.girlsaskguys.com/.../a23970-what-are-the-disadvantages-for-men-in-society

[Accipiter]

9) Yes we have deeper voices. However women's voices, because they are higher pitched, can be heard and received much better over radio and phone transmissions with terrible reception and loud static.

3) On the other hand, having a longer urethra makes kidney stones more painful to eject.

[Tdieseler]

Clap clap clap clap...
Sadly all these good points can be overridden by just one unfortunate thing. WE have to deal with YOU girls.
there are way more reasons than this and what i mentioned still trumps that. Like you said, guys are fortunate, and nature dealt women kind of a bad hand, but we end up dealing with y'all's bad hand when we don't have to. ain't that a bitch.

[YourFutureEx]

Oh hell yeah 8) We guys rock. Thanks dude for the effort.
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[thewanderingme]

I actually hate deep voices. creep me out.

the rest are just lame. I like everything about being a woman. I'm especially glad I don't have to walk around with balls dangling between my legs all day! :D

[dcoolguy]

I appreciate that you dislike male form. Thanks. Be proud to be a female

[thewanderingme]

@dcoolguy huh? I never said I disliked anything

[dcoolguy]

Hmmmmm you said you hate

[thewanderingme]

@dcoolguy I hate deep voices. I didn't say anything about the male form.

[dcoolguy]

Deep voice, dangly creepy balls?
And you didn't say it but add hairy chests to that list

[thewanderingme]

@dcoolguy I never said I hate the dangly balls. just glad I don't have any.

[dcoolguy]

It means it's weird thing and hence you are glad.
And tbh yes you should be glad that you aren't a male. No dangly stuff between legs, no coarse hairs on body and face and no balding hers. lUCKY

[anonman32]

1 women live longer
2 women get less jail time when they are criminals
3 women can also pee standing up, i have seen it with my own eyes!
4 women can get sexually aroused in public and nobody will know. try doing that with a penis. pants and underwear are NOT designed to contain boners.

[YourMonkeyDoes]

I think it would be more usefull to create a take about differences between men and women.
The point is that both being a man and being a woman have their up- and downsides and to make a fair comparison you should consider all of them and not just name some advantages of being a man and claim that men have it way easier.
I do think that men have it somewhat easier though, but that was not the point I'm trying to argue here :p

[John_Doesnt]

Nope, because the worst thing in the world is having to deal with women and their complaints. And only men have to do that.
It's in the bible that God's punishment to man was to deal with Eve while she went through PMS and childbirth. Men got the short end of the stick because we have to deal with your menstruating monsters.

[JenSCDC]

I know it might be a little work, but when you're dealing with Genesis could you please specify which God you're talking about? Not knowing whether you're referring to Yahweh or Elohim annoys the hell out of me.

[John_Doesnt]

@JenSCDC both Gods are imaginary so it doesn't matter. And thanks for replying to a 3 month old post.

[JenSCDC]

No, it does matter because knowing the name of God means that you know whether you're dealing with material that came from Y or material that came from E.

[John_Doesnt]

@JenSCDC if you want to get technical about things that don't exist, then we can get technical about Spiderman or Batman. But I don't care about the technicals of God (s).

[VegasNewFallout]

I thank the universe everyday that I wasn't born a woman. I'd probably kill myself if I woke up as a woman tomorrow.

couldn't deal with being weaker than everything, scared of everything, emotionally weak, entitled, and have to sit when I pee. Ick.

[FallOutBoy2001]

If you're only concerned about those things, then it appears you've only got one of those things to worry about

[VegasNewFallout]

@FallOutBoy2001 go do your homework little girl

[FallOutBoy2001]

I already did most of it and I'm taking a break. You honestly think we're scared of everything? Tell me I'm emotionally weak and weaker than everything to my face, please. Back up that with some examples. As for entitled, yeah sure, some people are entitled. Men can also be entitled, you're not born entitled.

[VegasNewFallout]

@FallOutBoy2001 Yeah, I'm going to be terrified to bend down and tell you that you're a pussy to your face.

[FallOutBoy2001]

Tell me why you think we're weak emotionally. I hate people who make generalizations like that.

[VegasNewFallout]

@FallOutBoy2001 You just answered your own question by bitching about generalizations, as if generalizing a population is invalid and wrong. 1000 people in a town, 2 people don't do what the other 998 does, 'Don't generalize!'.

[FallOutBoy2001]

That's not being emotionally weak. Being emotionally weak is being wishy washy about everything, and not being able to handle very emotional situations without breaking down. Both women and men can be emotionally weak, but it's not like 99% of women are emotionally weak, it's much less so it's wrong to make generalizations like that.

[VegasNewFallout]

@FallOutBoy2001 Oh? Do you have the figures to back up the statement that it's not 99%? My own experiences tell me women are fuking pathetic when it comes to handling their emotions, cry over everything, and rely on emotion rather than logic when arguing (much like you're doing right now, lol).

Yeah, women don't over-analyse anything in relationships, women don't weep over romantic movies, women don't get moved more by gay poetry, etc etc. Like I said, go back to doing your homework little girl. Your life experiences aren't vast enough to speak about such obvious things.

[FallOutBoy2001]

I don't have a study, no. However, I do have what I would consider to be a small "study group" if you will; a collection of female friends and relatives (and myself) that I can look at. Out of about 30 of us, I'd say maybe 8 or 9 could be viewed as "emotionally weak." That's a lot less than 99%, actually only about 27%. There are some flaws, because of the small sample size, but I'd expect that number to be fairly consistent with a bigger sample size.

I'll be the first to admit, I'm not infallible to emotion, I cry sometimes, and I'm dealing with guilt and anger over a friend's suicide attempt because I could have told someone that they were suicidal but didn't think they would actually try and off themselves; however, my best friend is deal with the same thing, and he's a guy, so I think it's more a human thing than a female things

[FallOutBoy2001]

Yeah, women do over-analyse things in relationships, you know who else does? Men. All the fucking time, I see it all over this site. Women do weep over romantic movies (do not get why) but I sat in a movie theatre and watched a group of grown men sob during Toy Story 3. Women don't get moved more by "gay poetry", or straight poetry for that matter.

Now, please stop telling me to go back to my homework.

[VegasNewFallout]

Didn't read any of that.

[FallOutBoy2001]

I don't really care. You seem like a guy who's not going to give up on your opinion no matter what, from what I've seen, and it's useless to argue with you.

[VegasNewFallout]

@FallOutBoy2001 Welcome to the real world.

[Panay]

Biologically, i think guys have it lucky, aside from the fact that we have a shorter average lifespan which is kind of a major thing.
On the other hand is say socially guys and girls are (in modem western society at least) about even, although it could be argued either way.

That last point tho... No onehas a voice with such a high frequency it's inaudible do they? A eoukd say a higher pitched voice is a bonus, since it's favoured by infants is often nicer for singing

[RationalMale]

Oh, it is advantageous to be bigger, stronger, less hormonal and less vulnerable to disease.

Flip side is that your average black woman in the USA lives longer than the average white man. So much for white/male privilege!

[Shorty1991]

I can unrinate while standing too. Hovering over the toilet seat works for me. Lmfao

https://youtu.be/8XSDLlAIjtk

[redeyemindtricks]

ahahah peeing in a wedding dress = NOT GLAMOROUS... not glamorous at all. I still don't know how shorter women do it (mb they have to find a squat-type toilet?)

by the way, was it you who sad "I'll lamp ye" once? ahah I don't know why, but, I remember that... hilarious

[Shorty1991]

@redeyemindtricks oh I know, whit can I say. . . I'm. more ladette than Lady. Pmsl. Oh would that have been when I was talking about one of the guys I had been on a date with, the one that had wondering hands? Aye that wiz me. Lol

[Octavius]

So was that supposed to sell cell phones?

[Shorty1991]

@Octavius yeah, lol. Absolutely nothing to do with cell really but its a funny ad.

[Cherrychick21]

I agree that men are lucky they don't have to be pregnant, or have periods and are less susceptible to UTI and autoimmune diseases. But I like not having muscle mass, or big hands or being tall or any of the other stuff.

[dcoolguy]

And you should also like the fact that being a female you don't have over body hairs or tend to go bald on head. Lucky females

[Cherrychick21]

@dcoolguy haha yeah I am very glad I'm a girl. Why shouldn't I be?

[dcoolguy]

I wasn't being sarcastic. Sorry. I was actually telling creepy thing of being a male

[Cherrychick21]

@dcoolguy it's not that creepy to me

[dcoolguy]

Then try imagining having more hair than an average person's Pubes on your while if torso and hen tell wether you felt creepy or sexy!

[Cherrychick21]

@dcoolguy okay I see your point.

[dcoolguy]

Thanks a lot then

[ManOnFire]

It's a nice Take. Some people commenting are saying you're just repeating what we already know, which may be. But I understand that you're just taking the time here to commend us for what you feel are pluses for guys. And I think that's great.