Guys what do you do with your balls when you poop-do you hold them out of the way or let them hang to touch the water?

[Anonymous]

I always wonder... what's up?

[joshuafreeman707]

Actually, we sit on the toilet facing the opposite direction of what you're thinking. Then we lean way back, keeping our balls out of the bowl entirely.

[Kenni]

😂 I'm dead

[reptocarl]

They hang but don’t touch the water

[KrisP-Bacon]

Sometimes they touch the water but I am strange I shower after I poo

[Quintessence]

Lmao. If this is a troll question, it's one of the few funny ones.

[karahiri]

this is kind of an adorable question.

[SomeGermanDude]

Sometimes i have trouble accidently flushing them down then my mom always gotta help me dragging them out but other than that its like a quick bath.

[Dan1nyboy]

😂😂😂😂😂 Damn! That happens to you as well? Its scary as fuck, right?

[SomeGermanDude]

Last time just at the moment i pulled them out i couldve sworn i already heard them alligators biting.

[Dan1nyboy]

Your turds has teeth dude!

[Alistayr]

I once had to go out in the yard with drain rods to push them back in place.

[SomeGermanDude]

And all these calls from the sewer company..

[Alistayr]

Oh yes, there was a massive fat ball blocked a sewer in London recently. I don't know what happened to the other one.

[Dan1nyboy]

Thats why i dont take a shit in public toilets.

[Dan1nyboy]

Then I have to get the jaw of live to get me out...

[SomeGermanDude]

But its fun letting them dangling down in a waterfall

[Alistayr]

Niagara or Angel falls?

[Dan1nyboy]

Yes but theyre a fuck up when you swim in the sea. A shark almost bit mine off when i couldnt reel them back in place in time.

[Alistayr]

Bungee jumping nightmare.

[SomeGermanDude]

Yeah sharks are dangerous. The other day i accidently strangled an anaconda in mine.

[Alistayr]

I've towed a car off the motorway.

[Dan1nyboy]

When i fuck my girl i have to sling them over my shoulders so it won't knock her out!

[Alistayr]

How did we get into this conversation?

[SomeGermanDude]

Some girl gagged on my balls so i googled gag so i ended up here found this and finally for the first time in my life feel understood.

[Dan1nyboy]

No idea this girl is either retarted or a troll

[Alistayr]

It took me 60 years to find my level of wit.

[Asker]

I am not trolling what's the point!!
I read an article 'interesting things about guys ' and one of them was that some guys hold them out of the water... I don't see what's funny with this question. Maybe some guys do that...

[SomeGermanDude]

You did some good work there

[SomeGermanDude]

Asker, where do you live? What do your toilets look like?

[Dan1nyboy]

Yeah. Its a battle i tell you!

[Asker]

Usa...

[Alistayr]

#Asker Yes, sorry about that, we got a bit sidetracked there. Now you've learned something else about men. They are easily amused.

[Dan1nyboy]

Usa must have awful small toilets?

[Dan1nyboy]

Do you shit on training potties?

[SomeGermanDude]

Maybe she's sitting on the sink..

[Dan1nyboy]

Or in a piss-crip.

[Alistayr]

#Asker In most toilets the water level is 12-16 Inches below the hanging testicle.

[SomeGermanDude]

Now thats one accurate answer

[Dan1nyboy]

Unless you're a bull mastiff...😂😂😂

[Alistayr]

Glad you like it.

[Dan1nyboy]

Sorry guys I'll stop.

[JSmuve]

I bathe them in the cold cleanliness of the toilet water before drying them off on some unsuspecting poor person's face.

[dizmuhjam]

Balls won't touch the water they're hanging in the air, and they're not in the way as well so you can simply ignore them.

[matchrestore]

My scrotum does a good job of keeping them close to my body.

[thenewjay24]

Lmao I wrap them around my thigh. Last time I almost flushed them

[Sucram]

No, but with some, my dick touches the water, or would if I would let it hang down.

[Charleslvajr]

I am an old man an as low as mine hang, when not excited, they don't drag in the water, so, not an issue.

[Dan1nyboy]

Do you realize what problems we have when we have diarrhoea not to shit on our balls?

[Anonymous]

How low do you think they hang? lol They don't go anywhere neither either.

[passinby]

Sling them over my shoulder

[tristanD]

Hahahhaahha jesus they don't hang low enough to touch the water 😂😂😂😂

[Seanfahey]

what the fuck no mine are miles away from the water or shit

[Seppelson]

They don't tough the Water. Haha maybe if a guy is 80 years old but I guess nobody is there that is 80 years old. My balls don't hang that low.

[Anonymous]

They just dangle. Don’t do anything with them and they don’t even come close to the water.

[Anonymous]

What the hell !! Hahahahaha!!! They don't hang till the knees.

[Anonymous]

Let them hang and touch the water... Ma'am seriously my balls are not as long as my hands.

[dna1821]

😂don't know why but this question makes me laugh

[TheUglyMonk]

I don´t know how long she thinks balls are to even ask this question hahaha

[dna1821]

Hahaha 😄

[krrish12]

She is very excited to know about balls😊

[Nachowedgie]

Our balls don't touch the water for fuck sake our balls don't hang 2 feet below our body. Fucking hell the IQ level of some people these days.

[Asker]

I am not trolling what's the point!!
I read an article 'interesting things about guys ' and one of them was that some guys hold them out of the water... I don't see what's funny with this question. Maybe some guys do that...

[Asker]

I am sorry I was suppose to send this to another user...

[Anonymous]

All depends how low your balls hang, mine don't touch the water and I dont hold them out of the way of anything

[RoagNewBreed]

What lmao. Go watch a xxx flick yo.

[TadCurious]

They don't hang down that far. No water touching.

[Macpherson]

Hold them up for sure

[n8te_A]

What toilets do you have

[Whyte_Myke]

wtf no guys balls hang that low

[Anonymous]

Unless your an old man not really an issue lol

[Ahmadoz]

Hhaa

[krrish12]

It won't touch water