No i lived on a ranch so it might have been a horse. Thank God it wasn't a dog,, as I would have been in big trouble if somebody would have came over to see us I'm sure I would have found their tires.. so you might be walking along and have to pee so you stop pull it out and pee where ever your at , there is a nice freedom in that and , doing it that way. I couldn't understand why for the longest time when we come into the city and I just stopped at the street corner and pull it out I got lots of trouble lots of times lol also it snows here so you can become quite the artist.
Honestly, I'm not sure how I learned it, but it is mostly natural, probably built into our DNA now... None of the options other than C is how I do it, not usually at least. Sometimes I'll lean forward if I'm exhausted or about to literally burst. I usually just stand straight, or whatever straight feels like to me (I might have slight slouch), and just aim, usually with minimal effort... I won't go into details, but look at the design of men's underwear and you'll figure out the multiple ways we do it...
If you done this since you were a kid, it’s kind of a second nature.
If you know what you’re working with , just angle it and guide it for the next 10-15 seconds , shake it twice then put it away. There’s an old silly saying, if you shook more than twice you’re playing with yourself
Well, the doctor told my late grand-dad after his two throat cancer operations that standing up peeing is better for male cause males don't drain all of their bladders when they stand up to pee now sometimes I stand to pee, and other times I sit to pee
Many women don't know this, but there's a special class boys get assigned to, in kindergarten. Until that class, we just go by instinct. But after that class, we learn how to pee standing up.
Other, I pretend like I'm playing the game duck hunt and go "pew, pew pew, pew pew pew" while peeing and hitting imaginary targets in the urinal. Only in my game you can hit that stupid dog that laughs when you miss.
It's not exactly hard for guys. Standing up straight while doing so. However i can also sit so either way i am good. Mostly only sit if i need a number 2 as well tho.
I always urinate standing up, unless it's in the middle of the night.. and I am half asleep... but the part I hate is when your " junk" touches the porcelain of the toilet.. disgusting
