Why are men such dry texters?

Everytime I talk to a guy he's dry. That includes my uncle, my dad and my guy friends.
I currently have this guy friend, he's so damn dry. He texts me first all the time, he responds faster than sonic, he joins me in games and all that stuff but he is so damn dry.
And he tells me how I am his smartest friend and that I'm entertaining to talk to but he doesn't even try to talk himself.
Why are men such dry texters?
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