Guys do you warn others before farting or after?

[RoseySarah]

Warning before! ⚠️

Let it slip after

Sneak away to let it rip out!

Silent but deadly! 😷

Don't care

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Sneak away and let it rip. I was having a therapy session with my therapist. I was ripping farts and I knew I had to go and good thing I made it to the bathroom, wow did I go. My cousin kept wondering where I went, well I told her I could not hold it in, it's either go or have a mess in the vehicle.

[RoseySarah]

Lol disappeared for a good reason! Sometimes us girls have to

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@roseysarah Oh my Lol

[love_conquers_lust]

If it’s audible, that is the warning. If it’s odorous, a warning is appreciated. Typically nobody warns anybody and it’s actually a subject of humor. The women in my family are active participants in the right circles, though not as much as the men. We understand that it’s a normal bodily function.

Although, if you know you’re violating the Geneva convention assaulting other people’s nostrils, do everyone a courtesy and test fire in another room out of the danger zone. It’s evil to crop dust people with known sillage.

[DevikaButts95]

Since I'm often facesitting at the time, I tend to give a warning. Lmao.

[RoseySarah]

Bet the guys love that

[DevikaButts95]

Usually girls and no, I've never had anyone love it happen to them. Lmao.

[IslaTheWitch]

lol @roseysarah :D

[RoseySarah]

Have to keep some fun on the site! 😉

[IslaTheWitch]

you definitely do :D

[RoseySarah]

Thanks you do too

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

@islathewitch what's your secret method?🤣🤣🤣

[IslaTheWitch]

@MiddleAgedClimbee? what method?

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

@islathewitch discreetly passing gas. I'm just kidding around though, no need to answer.

[IslaTheWitch]

@MiddleAgedClimbee O LOL :D

Nah... I hate such situations, so I always go to the toilet :D

[RoseySarah]

Just sneak no one notices

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I always tell people to say FIRE IN THE HOLE & I say the same.

[Billlewis]

The great thing about this question is that it was asked by a woman. If a guy asked a question like this, he'd be strung up by his balls... lol

[RoseySarah]

Kinda true but I feel like they would ask the girls about it and we don't fart!

Also they are pervy about it!

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

I try to be discreet about it, but I'm less worried when I'm around my sweet pea and the kids

[RoseySarah]

Yup cause it's naturally funny and those two im sure stink the room up all by themselves!

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

@roseysarah it's funny how different foods affect all of us in the house! I'm making chili today, they are going to be tooting up a storm

[TomMarks]

I try to step away from people politely as I can then step back. Only time I just let on go I was around someone that was being annoying. It got them to walk away.

[RoseySarah]

Good way to get them to go!
Lol always so funny seeing someone sneak off and sneak back usually bringing the smell with them

[TomMarks]

I try to stay long enough not to drag it back. Yeah was some guy bragging about what he supposedly did with a girl he didn’t know I was related to. (And I know she finds him repulsive so it was all lies.) I added the smell of crap to the crap he was putting out of his mouth. Watching him turn his nose up and run was funny.

[RoseySarah]

So funny 🤣

[FunkyMonkee]

These days, I have no one to warn. But, if I did, I'd just let fly and hope to sneak it out in a crowd so nobody knows who did it. Years ago, we used to alert those around us immediately after by a very short glissando whistle, like if you were trying to call a dog but, just one of those instead of several.

[sage2021]

What do you mean warn them. They follow him out loud all the way to the bathroom. That's warning enough.

[RoseySarah]

That bad with your ex?

[sage2021]

@RoseySarah
Yes. The thing is they only made long sounds but never any odor. If it happened in the living room, he would walk real fast looking behind and saying to the long noises to the bathroom "shut up, shut up, to his farts. It was funny.

[RoseySarah]

Haha telling them to shut up least he could hold them some

[Red_Arrow]

My quickly leaving the area is my warning.

[RoseySarah]

Good warning ⚠️

[Andres77]

Eat a whole stalk of boiled celery and your gas will smell like vegetable soup for a couple weeks.

[RoseySarah]

Don't believe it

[Andres77]

I’ve done it twice. It’s easy and cheap. I’ve crop dusted guys and someone asks who is cooking something.

[NathanDavis]

a warning would be very much appreciated, thank you... lol

[ChicoFromThe305]

Why would anyone warn anyone for farting, people try to sneak em lol

[RoseySarah]

Sometimes

[exitseven]

sometimes I sneak away and sometimes i let it rip.

[elizamichale1]

I always go out coz its very indecent

[vj0090]

Wellll not sure about that but those are really sexy tities.. must say.. haha

[RoseySarah]

Your not the only one who thinks so

[mohannad5]

Going to the bathroom or somewhere far away is the best solution

[Anonymous]

Silent but deadly and sometimes I will warn the person depending on who it is

[RoseySarah]

Never warm them for me

[Opinion Owner]

Oh well 😂

[Anonymous]

Nice picture 😍🖼️😍

And no I don't. Do you?

[RoseySarah]

What that makes no sense?

[ThrillSeeker01]

I wait until I see how bad it was 🙂

[Danny_dan92]

Lmao the picture has what to do with farts?

[Worst]

do you fart in a litter box

[RoseySarah]

No just in guys faces 😂

[Worst]

do you mean felines

[Anonymous]

You have the cutest fart face ever 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Oh nevermind I see that’s just an insta girl

[HouseMoat]

Nope