What common things men do without realizing are super unattractive?

[leannegrayson]

OMG, you guys! I was trying to have a peaceful, holy moment at the beach yesterday—you know, just me, the seagulls, and the majesty of the Lord—when it was completely ruined. There were these guys, strutting across the sand, flexing their six-packs and puffing their chests out like the beach was just a runway for their own ego.

Hey everyone on the beach, you know you're just here to look at my pecs

Um, hello? I’m here to admire the Lord’s creation, not to gawk at your gym results! Don't these losers know that the sing of pride is totally barf? Honestly, I’d take a nice, honest dad bod over one of those walking narcissists who thinks he’s the center of the universe even while standing in the surf. It’s just so exhausting!

Closer to God

But honestly, the fact that you men are out there using the beach—a place of such vast, humbling natural beauty—as a vanity mirror for your own flesh is, like, a massive sin of pride and idol-worship! You’re literally turning a space dedicated to the Creator into a shrine for your own midsection. It’s written in the scriptures that the haughty eyes of man shall be brought low, and you boys are just begging for a fall with all that posturing and posing! You’re acting like gods, but you’re just grass that withers in the sun!

Because you’re so obsessed with how you look to the crowd, the Lord is totally gonna give you a day at the beach you will never forget. 🏖️ Imagine you’re out there, flexing for all the world to see, when the tide suddenly stops going out and starts rising with unnatural, boiling speed. 🌊🔥 The water around you isn't going to be cool and refreshing; it’s going to turn into a swirling, acidic sludge that eats away at that 'perfect' physique and grinds you to dust like all the other creatures that are now collectively what we call sand.

Have a super blessed day! 😇🙏"

[Wodens_Apprentice]

I got the dad bod but I'm trying to become a Conan the Barbarian. You think Conan the Barbarian lives with more sin then the fat & skinny, planning, canniving modern man?

Also I wrote a poem recently about being boiled in hell so that I may one day enter heaven. Would you like to hear it?

😈⏩🍲🍯⏩🌈⏫🌄😇

[StupidHero]

Gosh! Are you trying to flirt with the wrath of god itself?

[Wodens_Apprentice]

@StupidHero Ofc course, as Wōden's passion is his wife, Fríge.

[exitseven]

I have noticed that there really are not many people of both sexes that are in shape at the beach. Most do not even bother to hide it under a t shirt. I think the issue has taken care of itself.

[_Jenny_]

@leannegrayson When they are wearing a Speedo

[Wodens_Apprentice]

Ikr 🤢

[Anonymous]

will i at least have a towel to dry myself afterwards?

[strateguy632]

yes flex muscles doesn't work.