The situation is that it's Wednesday now and I haven't eaten since Sunday, I'm out of food, and kinda starving and starting to feel the effects of having not eaten anything. I am pretty much down to a giant assfuck bag of coffee beans behind me as I type this. I'm getting a little desperate seeing as I have to wait until Friday before I have money. So now I am contemplating eating the coffee beans.
This prompts what I regard as a hilariously random thought, and question that comes of it. What do you think will happen if I ate my coffee?
Feel free to share your theories, and if you have any cold hard science you can throw my way that will answer my question that would be awesome too. Try to nutshell it and then elaborate.
Most appreciated.
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