Takes very little time for me, and I would only sit for more than a few minutes if I know I need to get out and can't acces a toilet for a while.
Point is to only go when you feel it 'at the end of the tunnel' xD, pressing it out for a long time is not very healthy and can cause constipation and therefore it is can be a bad circle.
So we are the lucky/healthy ones, appreciate it :D
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Normally around 5 mins... In... Job Done... Out!
In and out usually, however throw in a Chicken Jalfrezi, Pilau Rice, Garlic Naan and some popadoms, the night before with Guinness and large quantities of King Fisher lager.
well we are now entering a couple chapters in a book 😂😂
In and out fast don't time myself lol. But minute or two I guess
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My average is your max- 5 ish.
I'm quick my hubby likes to play on his phone totally don't understand why. Addiction to phone is what I feel it is.
Blinking Nora I never put the stop watch on, depends if it is like a cork stuck firm ouch! Or like a mud slide... Ewww too much information I'll time me self in future. Oh bit of advice. Don't light up in the bog you might get a flashback. Great balls if fire 🔥
I actually time them. Around 3:30 seconds is the usually time.
Yeah, my husband is like that too. Always on his phone. Reading news & checking things on his phone. Told him to stop 🤦♀️🙄😒 really is considerate to others, especially if there's only 1!
Why would somebody be on the crapper for hours at a time… unless they are So involved in a book that they forget about what they’re doing that’s crazy
If it takes more then a few minutes you didn't really have to go.
Usually less than a minute. The longest would be 3-5 minutes. Haven't checked the time tho.
Usually takes 5 minutes or more. Sometimes I finish within seconds.
Not long, there’s most likely gonna be a number 4 too. Very exciting
It varies... For me to get that "it's all out" feeling, probably around 10 minutes. But I took a turbo dump the other day where I lost 5lbs in about 30 seconds, clogged the toilet, and was back to doing what I was busy with within 1 or 2 minutes.
prob just using it as time to not get disturbed lol
5-10 minutes most days once in a while it takes as long as it takes.
Not long, but I always need to pee as well so I sit there for ages after I've finished my number two.
Girls don't poop. (Attractive ones, at least!) But it takes me around 7 minutes.
I'm not interested in the phone or anything else in the bathroom. but it really takes my time. I do not know the reason.
I’m currently taking a #2 and I like to take my time.
Weird thing to talk about for sure... it also doesn't take me more then 5 minutes
Usually less than 5 minutes.
There are no number two's - I settle everything in round one already :)
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