How long does it take you to do a number two?

[Luminair3]

I've got no idea what some people do in toilets for hours. One of my friends plays games on her phone, go to Instagram, and even reads news. I got surprised when she told me that usually it takes her around 20 minutes. For me, it takes less than a minute to finish my business. The maximum time I'd need would be 5 minutes. How long does it take you?

< 1 minute

1 - 5 minutes

5 - 10 minutes

> 10 minutes

[Anonymous]

Takes very little time for me, and I would only sit for more than a few minutes if I know I need to get out and can't acces a toilet for a while.
Point is to only go when you feel it 'at the end of the tunnel' xD, pressing it out for a long time is not very healthy and can cause constipation and therefore it is can be a bad circle.
So we are the lucky/healthy ones, appreciate it :D

[Luminair3]

Exactly, the best is to just wait for that moment.

[EmmaMary]

Normally around 5 mins... In... Job Done... Out!

[Luminair3]

Yup that's the maximum time that would take me.

[ChrisMaster69]

@EmmaMary well done on your MHO on this one.

I think I will just sit this one out 😂😂

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHGirl.

@chrismaster69 Pun has been noted accordingly!

[ChrisMaster69]

@EmmaMary luckily I’m not from near hearing Bow bells or the Pun could have been worse 😂😂

[ChrisMaster69]

In and out usually, however throw in a Chicken Jalfrezi, Pilau Rice, Garlic Naan and some popadoms, the night before with Guinness and large quantities of King Fisher lager.
well we are now entering a couple chapters in a book 😂😂

[Luminair3]

Okay, now that would definitely make me spend more than 5 minutes. 😂

[ChrisMaster69]

@luminair3 exactly 😂😂😂

[Luminair3]

@chrismaster69 You eat them all in a one sitting?

[ChrisMaster69]

@luminair3 pretty much yeah, usually it’s a buffet so you have more.

Then there is the obligatory mixed starter, lime pickle dips etc, about 2 Naan Breads each and some poppadoms, then a couple plates of curry all in, maybe a desert lol
Then the After Eight mint.

[Luminair3]

You must be a very strong guy then

[ChrisMaster69]

@luminair3 nah just crazy, it’s a standard thing in the UK ordering as much as you can at an ‘Indian ‘ restaurant then roll out of the door after loads of beers n curry,

[EmmaMary]

@luminair3 It's what's known as making a Pig of yourself, isn't that right @chrismaster69 lol

[ChrisMaster69]

@EmmaMary 🐷🐷🐖🐖🐖

Yeah just a little bit

Roll me out of the door

[EmmaMary]

@chrismaster69

I'm just enlightening our American friend @luminair3 to the English guys way of eating.

I do hasten to add that you're no different to his "Lordships" somewhat embarrassing habit.

[ChrisMaster69]

@EmmaMary you can’t beat a good Ruby

[EmmaMary]

@chrismaster69

Just what is a good rugby, or shouldn't I ask?

[ChrisMaster69]

@EmmaMary Ruby Murray (Curry)

www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/.../

[EmmaMary]

@chrismaster69

Sorry, I completely misread your comment... Ruby and not Rugby.

[ChrisMaster69]

@EmmaMary hehe I am sure going out for a Rugby likely means something I really don’t want to Google.

[ChrisMaster69]

@luminair3 thank you most appreciated

[Luminair3]

You're welcome big guy

[Luckycharms12]

In and out fast don't time myself lol. But minute or two I guess

[Luminair3]

In and out same.

[Luckycharms12]

Don't know why want to be there for ages

[Luminair3]

Me too can't figure out.

[Massageman]

My average is your max- 5 ish.

[iseekpinetrees]

I'm quick my hubby likes to play on his phone totally don't understand why. Addiction to phone is what I feel it is.

[Luminair3]

Me too don't like taking the phone there.

[IDontBelieveIt]

Blinking Nora I never put the stop watch on, depends if it is like a cork stuck firm ouch! Or like a mud slide... Ewww too much information I'll time me self in future. Oh bit of advice. Don't light up in the bog you might get a flashback. Great balls if fire 🔥

[Sonorous]

I actually time them. Around 3:30 seconds is the usually time.

[Luminair3]

3:30 is normal.

[Sonorous]

Most of that time is waiting around though. And it's because I hate getting up, washing hands, & resuming my activity just to have the feeling of needing to poop again. 😂

[Luminair3]

Lol I can understand that. Even though it takes me less than a minute I still wait for a few seconds to make sure I'm completely done.😂

[Nazgol]

Yeah, my husband is like that too. Always on his phone. Reading news & checking things on his phone. Told him to stop 🤦‍♀️🙄😒 really is considerate to others, especially if there's only 1!

[Luminair3]

how about you?

[Nazgol]

*inconsiderate

[Nazgol]

Nope, never take my phone with me

[Iron_Man]

Why would somebody be on the crapper for hours at a time… unless they are So involved in a book that they forget about what they’re doing that’s crazy

[Luminair3]

I also don't know. But yes like you say maybe some people forget while being involved with a book or a game.

[Iron_Man]

Right Or maybe even on this site LOL

[Luminair3]

If so it'd take more than an hour 😂

[Iron_Man]

Lol…

[douride2]

If it takes more then a few minutes you didn't really have to go.

[Luminair3]

Then?

[douride2]

Pardon?

[Luminair3]

If it's not about having to go then what?

[douride2]

Then don't waste your time sitting there reading or texting or what ever.

[Konztvntyne]

Usually less than a minute. The longest would be 3-5 minutes. Haven't checked the time tho.

[Luminair3]

Same, I also haven't checked the time but I know it happens quickly.

[crispycookie]

Usually takes 5 minutes or more. Sometimes I finish within seconds.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Not long, there’s most likely gonna be a number 4 too. Very exciting

[Luminair3]

what's number 4?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I’m not sure yet.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Oh nevermind, I remember. The theme park, Arena, and Robonian War 2

[Celtero]

It varies... For me to get that "it's all out" feeling, probably around 10 minutes. But I took a turbo dump the other day where I lost 5lbs in about 30 seconds, clogged the toilet, and was back to doing what I was busy with within 1 or 2 minutes.

[rebeliouse]

prob just using it as time to not get disturbed lol

[Luminair3]

Understandable 😅

[exitseven]

5-10 minutes most days once in a while it takes as long as it takes.

[Mr_Peterson]

Not long, but I always need to pee as well so I sit there for ages after I've finished my number two.

[MCheetah]

Girls don't poop. (Attractive ones, at least!) But it takes me around 7 minutes.

[Luminair3]

who says girls don't?

[MCheetah]

Girls do! (Beautiful) Women are always beautiful! They're not nasty and foul like men are! 100% of their food is used as body fuel. Meaning, (attractive looking) girls DON'T poop! 😃

[Luminair3]

@mcheetah I'm probably very unattractive then. 😂

[Konztvntyne]

@mcheetah She looks pretty attractive but she still claims that she does it. 😅

[Luminair3]

@Konztvntyne Based on what he says I'm probably very unattractive, that's why I block the toilet at least once a week.

[Konztvntyne]

Oh noo 😂😂😂

[AhmetMiraç]

I'm not interested in the phone or anything else in the bathroom. but it really takes my time. I do not know the reason.

[ChefPapiChulo]

I’m currently taking a #2 and I like to take my time.

[Hadesheim]

Weird thing to talk about for sure... it also doesn't take me more then 5 minutes

[Gwenntenn]

Usually less than 5 minutes.

[Luminair3]

You're doing it well then.

[Gwenntenn]

Of course I do it very well 😂

[andreasderjuengere]

There are no number two's - I settle everything in round one already :)

[Kenach_]

@luminair3 Is that you in Pic? I like your Jeans :)

[Luminair3]

Nope that's not me 😊

[Kenach_]

@luminair3 The Girl seems very worried in Pic

[Luminair3]

Maybe she's been there for a long time but no results.

[Kenach_]

@luminair3 She needs her ass fucked?

[Sonorous]

oh lawd have Murthy 👴

[JesseJayNeak]

3 to 5 minutes. I eat a lot of cereal and flour on a regular basis so it takes a while

[Becky316]

Not sure considering I take my phone.

[Luminair3]

You play games during the time?

[Becky316]

That or I am reading

[Andres77]

I sit, I shit.
Done.

[Luminair3]

That's usually what I do too.

[Still-alive]

5-10 for me

oh and girls dont poop

[Luminair3]

Oh c'mon that joke is too old to be funny.

[Still-alive]

Stop pooping skittles

[Luminair3]

mine aren't skittles 😂

[Still-alive]

Fruit loops then :P

[Luminair3]

Sausages 🤣

[Still-alive]

Fruit sausages!

[Luminair3]

why fruit?

[Still-alive]

just cause

[Still-alive]

@asker i see your pic looking at me :P

[Luminair3]

hmm...

[Still-alive]

yup. stop. making me shy :P

[Luminair3]

is that a flirt?

[Still-alive]

if you want it to be i guess :P

[Adam_West]

I shit for at least 15 minutes

[Luminair3]

You read news or play games?

[Adam_West]

no
just pure shit

[GlitterPoop]

Around 5 minutes. Sometimes 10.

[shydude1991]

Depends on the size of the submarine

[Luminair3]

Yup that matters. Submarine or else the anaconda.

[Paige90]

Guys make it a marathon!!

[Luminair3]

you take a lot of time?

[wkkylie]

Around 2-3 hours

[Luminair3]

Omg what do you do for that long?

[wkkylie]

I’m a book writer, i write a completely new book

[Luminair3]

Wow that's so cool!

[Wiredone]

It can take me 10 minutes or more.

[elizamichale1]

upto 5 mins i guess

[MrJMM]

About an hour or more.

[streetbiker69]

2 to 5 minutes