I know it's gross. Trust me. But I'm curious. No one ever talks about this or brings it up. How do you wipe yourself after taking a huge sh*t? I thought everyone did it by Option A or Option B.
Going around the hips, from the front to the back and up the crack.
Going between the legs, from the back to the front, stopping at the taint.
Going around the hips, form a toilet-wad glove and pick the pieces out.
Going between the legs, form a toilet-wad glove and dig the pieces out.
Use the Three Seashells (or a Bidet).
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Seriously? This many people are rich enough to own bidets? They're not common, even in Korea. They're quite expensive to buy and install, as well. I've used them and they're great, but most people don't own one.
F*ck it; I'm buying a bidet. The LUXE Bidet Neo 320.
Kind of a gross question, but how do you wipe your behind?
why do you need a bidet for? seriously? you're gonna shower later in the evening anyways, and i usually only crap in the mornings. usually. and washing my ass after i crap grosses me out a bit. my butt is just a tad bit sensitive after i poop out a croissant shaped monster. seriously, it doesn't take that much effort to wipe your ass. i wipe my butt using soft toilet paper and from the front and move towards the butt crack. some people just put too much effort into everything, it amazes me. anyways, during medieval times people would just crap in buckets and fling it out the window, so i guess we've improved a bit since then.
You don't need an expensive bidet. Just hook a diaper sprayer up to your toilet. The water may not be warm but it cleans your tush just as well or better. They are under $30 on Amazon and very easy to hook up. It can also aid in cleaning your toilet and help big logs flush more easy with a little help from the sprayer.
Initially, a pull off a strip of 7 squares of paper and fold into a 5 ply rectangle. One wipe from front to back, fold in half, then one wipe from back to front.
Then squat before the toilet and use a flushable wet wipe. Wipe, fold in half, wipe again, fold once more and wipe a third time, alternating between front to back. I dig in there to clean the outer part of my anus. I sometimes wind up using up to three wet wipes until almost no residue comes off. Then I take a strip of three squares of paper, fold twice for a three ply rectangle, and wipe once from front to back to dry.
Read what I said about a diaper sprayer as you can save yourself a lot of trouble and get superior cleaning. Unless... you want to use your hand. My grandfather used to sing a little song based on an old TV show theme song - Branded Stranded, stranded on a toilet bowl what do you do when you're stranded and you don't have a roll? To prove your're a man you will do it with your hand Stranded! Stranded on a toilet bowl! https://youtu.be/uV-7D4io1Rs
I don't understand how one can think dry paper is enough to get things clean, kind of nasty TBH, I mean wouldn't one can get stains on their underwear or something and imagine you're about to have sex or something and you can see marks.
I figure wet wipes aren't durable enough to get the job done. Unless you eat very lightly, thus don't have much to take care of. I would think the toilet paper would take care of the big job, then wet wipes for cleaning afterwards, then one more wad of toilet paper for drying.
im a vegetarian. its not about the mess left after being too much but being clean, its just my thing. i dont use wads of anything. are you sh*tting that much? that you need that much paper or not getting clean?
Most people in the world use toilet paper wads. Wet wipes are usually very small. They're literally designed for babies, after all. Didn't you say before you're 4'11"? Yeah, most people can't clean their butthole fully with a tiny 2.5" x 4" wet wipe.
So yes, I wrap the TP around my hand three times to form a wad, and use that. Then I do it again for a second wipe to make sure I'm fully clean. I don't have wet, diarrhea sh*ts anyway; my poop is normal and solid.
People who only use dry toilet paper gross me out 🤮. If you’re not going to water yourself down with a bidet or some damn wet wipes then you clearly don’t know how to clean your ass right.
@zaharuh I've never needed a bidet before. I just use two wads of tissue. One for the bulk, and the second for the remainder. I'm clean down there. But having stayed at a Days Inn recently, I have to say, bidets are pretty sweet. I've usually only seen the bidet seats though and they're like $300 and up, installation not included. But yeah. there are non-seat bidets and the one I mentioned in the update is $85.
I once had a woman tell me that because of vaginas, women can't really wipe back to front without it being unsanitary. I don't know how true that is, though. I've never owned a vagina before.
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