What Would You Do if a Unicorn Jumped Into Your House and Wanted Some Potato Chips?

[HighlyVolatile]

Suppose a unicorn jumped through your window and said, "Oh, I'm sorry."

Then she just goes into the longest-winded diatribe of her life being a unicorn and how the other horses were mean to her because she has a horn. The other horses are like, "What's that horn sticking out of your head? You look stupid! And why do you fart nice-smelling rainbows? Farts are supposed to smell bad! You are lame! Hahahahaha! [smelly fart]"

But then the unicorn says, "Do you have any potato chips, by any chance? I love potato chips." Yet as an expert on unicorns (as we all obviously are), you know that potato chips are really bad for unicorns.

But you do have a pack of Doritos.

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+1 y

Been making an effort on here to ask more questions. I encountered a wise person on here who said wise people ask more questions than providing answers and I realized, in retrospect, that I barely ask any questions and mostly just write answers.

[MCheetah]

"Then [*SHE*] just goes into the longest-winded diatribe of being a unicorn and how the other horses were mean..."

Nope. SHE can go to hell! I just happen to always have, at all times, a can of Pringles plain and Pringles Sour Cream. I give both of them to HER the moment SHE says HER pronouns are "they/them" and that SHE is "bisexual." (Or, "Gay with extra steps.") HER heart explodes, leaving a giant smoking hole in HER chest, and then I sell HER organs to Japanese black market dealers, because I hear they pay top-dollar for that sh*t. Like, more than even dolphins. At least they'll pay for my f*ckin' broken window. I got pigeons flying in here and sh*t...

F*ck unicorns. A Pegasus is better. And they have dicks, too. Hercules owned one for a reason. Unicorns can go back to Twitter!

Unicorns are thots.

Pegasi are the true Chads.

[MCheetah]

Thanks for the MHO.

[Shamalien]

Doritos aren’t made from fking potatoes lol

[Kaneki05]

I suppose I would have to admit that the bible was correct and god does indeed exist. Since in the bible it mentions unicorns.
Pfft we all eat stuff bad for us Doritos are bad for humans and if she wants them she can have them. I ain't gonna be someone to argue with a unicorn. Maybe god but not a unicorn.

Also what so called "wise" person told you that. A person with any common sense would tell that asking questions on here has no relevance to one's smartness. Otherwise let's just give them people who always ask questions like "What does it mean if he hugged me" a score of 140IQ right now lol.

[HighlyVolatile]

What does that mean, anyway? :-D

[Kaneki05]

It means a person hugged someone surprisingly enough lmao. But yeah it's just personal preference whether one asks or prefers to answer.
Plus along with the fact questions don't often get many answers depending on situations so it becomes pointless to ask a lot of times unless if you manage to get responses.

[Andres77]

I'd first let her know that I have had a similar problems with horns coming out of my head in the past and I've worked through it. And my farts smell like vegetable stew so just because one is different doesn't mean you should feel down. You just have to find your tribe of like-minded friends.
And I don't have any potato chips but how would you like some corn chips?

[HighlyVolatile]

Oops, sorry if I over-notified, I accidentally clicked the wrong option! Corn chips>potato chips as I see it! Excellent answer!

[Andres77]

👍👍👍

[dorksided1]

Do lays stax work bro? If so have at the top cabinet to the left

[HighlyVolatile]

Unfortunately, Lays kills unicorns instantly causing their hearts to explode.

[dorksided1]

well- plenty of frozen pizza then, if he is starving that bad ill make a munchies run to get chips

[HighlyVolatile]

Frozen pizza is good! With pepperoni and Tabasco sauce.

[dorksided1]

plenty of frozen pizza to nosh on then!

[lightbulb27]

I'd ask if they could grant 3 wishes... I'm assuming this unicorn talks. If they do, then I'd take them to the grocery store to buy whatever chips they want. If not, I'd tell them I don't have chips but are welcome to other snacks and water. At some point I'd ask what the heck is up with hornin the middle of the head.

[AviatorTom]

I'd tell her, "You know, I don't believe in unicorns, but since you're here, I guess I'll have to change that belief. Sorry, I don't have any potato chips but I do have some Doritos, which are like potato chips. I'd be glad to share them with you."

I'd then show her the Doritos bag, let the unicorn read the ingredients, and offer her a Dorito chip to taste. Then, I would abide by whatever decision she makes.

[IceCreamSandwich]

Oh, well I guess I'd offer her the Doritos cause those are corn chips. Well actually maybe I'd offer to share it, cause I really like Doritos and they're kinda expensive. I'd want to eat some too if i have a whole bag.

[exitseven]

I would set out a big bowl of these.

Dark Russet is the best

[NamerOfStars]

I would offer to share my Doritos, since they're CORN chips, not potato, and thus safer for unicorns, even if they're less preferred.

[dustybiker]

I only have a few in the bottom of the bag. Those in my home always leave some behind for the next. She is welcome to them.

[Juxtapose]

I'd warn the unicorn about the chips but otherwise share freely 🤷‍♂️

Then I'd ask a lot of questions.

[bigpauly]

Wow that is quite the conundrum.
I would say I only have a small amount and offer them.

[Xtendable]

I thought unicorn prefer doughnuts?

[HighlyVolatile]

It's like a vegan unicorn. :-D

[Xtendable]

Oh, that explains it then

[Iron_Man]

I would talk to it and feed it

[TheMajesticKing777]

I'd sell it online