I think it is a conspiracy to feminize the men. "Stay inside" and then if you do go out "wear sunblock". "Dont eat cholesterol" your body needs cholesterol to make vitamin d.
High Vitamin d is associated with high testosterone! by the way did you know latinos and Africans have the biggest PENISES? Relative to body size? Whats special about them besides sunlight
And Australians are far more manly and aggressive than the English
The illuminati is aware of this fact hence have generated covid to keep everyone indoors.