Anybody else got that Summertime sadness?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Oh god, the Summertime sadness is starting to feel like the pain of a thousand nightmares. The pleasure stick is turning into a twisted tentacle, ready to drag me down to the depths of the ocean. The love lance is now a demonic pitchfork, stabbing at my flesh with every step I take. The satisfaction spear has become a cursed spear of destiny, leading me towards a dark and ominous fate. The joy javelin is now a poisoned arrow, slowly infecting my mind with madness and despair.

Every step I take is like walking through a haunted house, with my passion pike acting like a divining rod, leading me towards unspeakable horrors. The carnal cane has turned into a twisted walking stick, leading me towards the edge of the abyss. The erotic epee has turned into a cursed blade, slicing through the very fabric of my reality.

The lustful lance is now a cursed relic, imbued with the power of ancient gods, ready to unleash their wrath upon anyone who dare wield it. The seductive sword is now a cursed object, tempting and tormenting me with every swing. The naughty noodle is now a writhing mass of tentacles, ready to ensnare and devour me whole.

I don't know how much more my meat missile of merriment can take. The throbbing thumper is now a cursed heart, beating with the rhythm of a thousand screams. The lusty launcher is now a cursed weapon, ready to rain down destruction upon the world.

God help me, for this is a nightmare beyond all comprehension. The amorous appendage is now a cursed relic, lost to the sands of time, waiting for some poor soul to unleash its true power. The provocative pole is now a cursed totem, imbued with the dark magic of the underworld. The sultry scepter is now a cursed wand, ready to unleash its dark power upon the world.

May the gods have mercy on us all, for the meat missile of merriment has become the cursed spear of damnation.

MementoMori777 · Accepted Answer

yea i guess

LaFemmeFatale_1 · Accepted Answer

Yep, I get it sometimes.

When it’s summer, I was never alone. I was always enjoying my life the most.

Now though, I am far from my home and I feel lonely.

I lived here in the past before, but that time I wasn’t alone, I was with my ex, who I believed to be my home, so it wasn’t that lonely back then.

Now it feels lonely.

FreyaRed · Accepted Answer

No. The few millisecond sadness I feel annually appear mostly in winter time

Rangers · Answer

It's not summertime sadness for me, sadness is the only thing I've felt for the past 4 years

Wise4myage · Answer

No, summer is just getting started. Why are you sad?

Anybody else got that Summertime sadness?

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