Why do coast guard boats cost so much?

[Ben487]

I want one but can't afford it. They are soo expensive.

[BoobSlayer]

Fun fact: Buoyancy is the force exerted on an object submerged in a liquid due to the difference in the densities of the object and the liquid. As the boat comes in contact with the water, it causes a displacement of the liquid equal to its own volume. This displacement of the liquid creates an upward force that is equal to the weight of the object, and thus counteracts gravity.

In other words, the boat is able to stay afloat due to the same phenomena that makes melons, boobies, tits, milkers, fried eggs, chesticles, honkers, bazoombas, coconuts, fiery biscuits, cantaloupes, boom booms, and jugs able to stay above the surface of the water. When Boobslayer is looking at jugs and cantaloupes floating in the water, he can take comfort in knowing that it is all thanks to a scientific principle that has nothing to do with love for boobs.

[Luopio27]

If you want one but can't afford it, join coast guard and get a seet on the shuttle. You might even love that job.


Thst picture of a boat flying looks like the boat thinks of himself as a fucking kangoroo.
"Oh look at me, I can jump too"

[purplepoppy]

Unlike most boats that size they're designed to go out in all conditions. Many will even self right if flipped over. That kind of technology pushes the price up.

[Ben487]

yeah, I guess so. They're also all very fast. Like 70 mph and up in speed.

[asianfreak]

Because the Coast Guard wears many hats and, though they primarily are into peacetime work, they can and do work in conjunction with the Navy if needed. And the Coast Guard can be wholly or partially transferred to the Defense Department in times of declared war by the US Congress or President. So the boats and ships in their fleet are amongst the best and top tier of their niche.

[Sammy786]

Because they can be.