Im giving fire for Christmas, when Santa Claus comes to town. It will be a unique Christmas, because Santa's elves will be screaming around.
Im angry at Santa, because I did not get what I wanted last year, so I bought fuel and matches, to light up his reindeer.
I set the booby trap with cookies, the cheap crappy kind. I put a camera under his milk glass too. This Christmas will be magical and divine.
I did not take my meds this Christmas. Oops oh well. Is Santa dead this Christmas. Who knows. Who would tell?
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