(ADULT) How Santa ended up on MY PERMANENT NAUGHTY LIST!

[laurieluvsit]

First off, what is all this 'Come Sit on Santa's Lap' business all about? ... hello? ... anybody home? That one is starting to smell fishier to me every day!

And then there's Santa's Helpers ... now what is your wife going to say when she finds out just who it is you have been hiring to help wrap up all the presents for the kids?

SANTA'S HELPERS

... well? ... I'm waiting

And of course then there's Santa's Wife herself. They have tried to fool us into believing that a guy as popular and independently wealthy as Santa is going to settle for a little old gray haired lady sitting in a rocking chair waiting for him to arrive back home after being gone all night doing 'who really knows what?'. No, no one is that stupid... I am no longer falling for it, there is definitely something else afoot.

MRS SANTA

Wait! ...you're on Santa's 'Naughty List' again this year? ... really? Can I ask you a simple common sense question? ... just what kind of sophisticated and elaborate SNOOPING is going on here for Santa to know all the Naughty things we are all up to? ... answer that question

... can anyone spell 'Pervert'? ... just asking.

SANTA'S SECRET PERV CAM

Now, he shows up on your roof and slides down your chimney... really? (... and what kind of lube is he using to accomplish this feat?)

Then he's sneaking around your house in the dark while you're sleeping, or doing what ever else you like to do in the 'privacy' of your bedroom in the middle of the night ... am I the only one with some serious questions here?

And please explain to me just how Santa keeps warm all night out in the snow. Why am I thinking it's not just that shiny red Santa costume he likes to wear?

And when did this getting a 'spanking for being Naughty' fetish stuff all start? ... I mean who came up with that 'bright' idea? ...as in' bright red bottom'

"Here's one smack for each time you've been naughty this year Sweetie"

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And after all this we're expected to believe that... WE'RE THE ONES ON THE NAUGHTY LIST? ... NO, I JUST DON'T THINK SO!

You can't pull the wool over our eyes anymore Santa. We're on to your tricks!

After all these years of being fooled into thinking that 'Jolly Old St Nicholas' really was a saint, I have finally come to my senses and figured out what's really going on...

YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!! ...lol

I LOVE YOU!

[BoobMan]

Great take as always Laurie, but I kinda feel like you've been toning it down with your illustrations lately! Don't let the GAG police get you down! :D

[laurieluvsit]

They only get me down because they take my posts down and they are worse now then ever.

I think they have hired some devout Catholic Nuns to do their moderating now... lol

[DeeDeeDeVour]

It's posts like this that keep you on the top of my favorite G@Ggers list. <3

[laurieluvsit]

... and you will forever be on my 'Sweetest GAGers' list!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

@laurieluvsit
Thank you for the MHO hun! <3

[laurieluvsit]

You're welcome, and thank you for another Great Opinion :)

[lightbulb27]

A great example of how everything is in the eye of the beholder, for we project from within. You'd better leave out some cookies and milk or else...

Did you know St Nick gave gold he had to poor women so they didn't have to become prostitutes, their only other option. That is the spirit.

[FunkyMonkee]

Are you going to leave Santa some milk and nookie?

[Nik1hil]

And when he is happy🥺 , all he Thinks and says is HOE!.. Hoe!.. Hoe!.. 😏We all Know he likes them😏..

Naughty Naughty !. 😏😂🙃😂😂💯

[TaureanBull81]

Oooooooh la la @laurieluvsit

The naughtiest the better over Christmas 😉😈

[shortster]

I am probably going to the naughty list since I know where that third picture is from.

[Guido]

Great job. What a lovely naughty read. I always knew there was a reason I wanted to be Santa.

[Dareu2bb]

Love it Laurie that was entertaining 🙂

[laurieluvsit]

Thank you so much, that means a lot!

[bowenw]

Thank you for sharing! 🎅🏼

[convo_king89]

I think I should be on the naughty list.

[LunarEclipse433]

Love your "Christmas Story"!!!

[CubaPirate]

Absolutely brilliant Well done 👏 ✔ 👍

[Yellovv]

Are you one of the horny santa girls?

[krin_m]

Love it!