Santa v the monster. Which one kept you quiet?

[purplepoppy]

It's Christmas Eve and your supposed to be in bed asleep. But you're over excited and playing up. Your parents need you to stay in bed until morning so they can put out presents etc and so they have 2 options.

1. Tell you there's a monster prowling around outside and you need to be real quiet and stay in bed if you don't want to be eaten.

2. Tell you Santa won't stop if he in knows you're awake.

Which would have got you to behave the best?

Monster

Santa

[DubiousIntentions]

I never heard of monsters being in the basement. ... wait, what's that noise in the basement? Must be an awful big rat down there.

Ha! Wait until my sisters sees their dolls with no heads. hee hee

[Chazmatazz269]

Neither. I have been fascinated by monsters for most of my life. Also, i always wanted to catch Santa on the job.
Not sure i ever really did, but I THOUGHT that i had, for years. Then i asked my mother if she or Dad ever dressed up like Santa to fool me. She answered in the negative. So either there really IS a magical entity that looks like our mythical “Santa Clause” and I saw him, her, or it. OR i dreamed the whole thing. You can make up your own mind. Ell oh ell!

[NathanDavis]

La Chancla.. kept me quiet

[purplepoppy]

That would make a great emoji

[NathanDavis]

*sends one last suggestion to the admins*

[Aerissa_Jade]

Krampus scared the crap out of me, although I'm not sure what this quiet is you speak of? Had Krampus really showed up, I would of screamed my head off non stop.

[AviatorTom]

I don't believe in monsters, so they don't scare me. Santa, though, I've seen in malls, so he's real, and him not coming... that's really scary. I'll fake sleep if I have to, no matter how excited I am.

[nolabels]

I discovered who Santa was when I was 5 years old.

I was sworn to not reveal the secret to my younger siblings.

I could never sleep as a kid.

I can't sleep now.

[exitseven]

My father used to tell us that Santa would fly right by us if we were not asleep. I thought it was a question about the old movie Santa Claus Vs. The Martians.

[bean2k21]

I'm surprised you leftist freaks haven't convinced kids that Santa is a monster.

[Paul09]

The monster us Christmas, where stores brainwash people into to buying more things.

[SnowedIn]

The monster would have kept me quiet.

[Miristheiss]

I love Gary Larson.

[Ms_Facesitter]

Monster.

[Wise4myage]

Santa, ho, ho, ho.