I’m starting to think something fishy is up with this claim. He must outsource the work or something.
Well, obviously there’s a touch of magic to it. I’m sure there’s more than a little planning and, as you pointed out, teamwork. I’m convinced of the magic cuz not everyone has chimneys! He’s obviously well known among law enforcement and has a gift with dogs. He might even take a techie around with him for people who arm their security systems. Who doesn’t realize he couldn’t do any of it without Dasher, Dancer, Comet, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen? Don’t come at me with Rudolph! He only helped out that one year! And what a friggin’ diva! Ell oh ell!
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wow you're a noob.. he opens the bottom latch on his sleigh and releases the presents through the open latch/open compartment and from there the presents are all ball orb shaped or like pixie dust and it lands down people's chimneys or if they don't have a chimney then either on the roof top or by the front or back door
He has people. Short and small people, like us, who can shimmy up and down chimneys with ease. No way he can get his big fat ass down a chimney without getting stuck, which would require calling fire rescue. That would really hold things up.
#SmallPeopleRock
He obviously uses magic and has a clock that stops time and that's also why nobody has seen him do his Job before!
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Didn't you know at the bottom third of the bag is a bed and starbucks for the Elf... I thought everyone knew this. And for regular fireplaces Santa sends the elves. When the Elves can't fit, they pull one of their Gnome of their "tool belt" and he/she "got that".
Haven't you noticed all those Santa's in malls and department stores? He along with the help of Elves delivers all the toys to them, and they make the final delivery.
There is more than one Santa
By being everywhere at once, he uses advanced cloning technology
I'm still trying to figure out how you can ride a Symbian and sing Silent Night at the same time. I guess it's all part of the magic of Christmas.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/jGvhuAsLhBgAll the mince pies and brandy we leave out for him allows his body to produce an extra slippery sweat that allows rapid descent down chimneys
Well here's my opinion on this subject , Santa Claus can either teleport inside the house an Walk really quietly to where no one will know he's in the house so he can sneak Christmas presents under the tree. or if the owners don't have a Guard dog he can quietly open the door Then without making any noise Walk over to the Christmas tree an put the presents underneath.
There’s actually a theory called the Quantum Superposition theory where an object can exist in more than two places at once, which is how Santa can be at multiple places at once. However, observing the object collapses it, which is why you never see Santa. Don’t worry about him, he’s just regularly playing jump rope with the rules of quantum mechanics every Christmas, I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with this at all. 😀
This might work for Santa Claus to get him down the chimney.
He cloned himself over a billion then massacred every one of his clones to make sure Mrs. Clause got screwed only by him. ;) :D
He uses his time machine
Something's fishy? What Do You Mean? THERE'S NO SANTA?
It's all outsourced to Amazon...
... only half joking.
We will explain the magic to you when we feel like you are old enough :-)
Magic, applied science, time warp, something like that. All I know is I get lots of loot under the tree and I don't care how it gets there.
He has lots of snow (some people call it blow)... the same reason Rudolf's nose is so red. He does crazy shit 1 time a year for 24 hours straight because of the time zones. Coffee is just not going to cut it... he has to cut it with baking soda.
Like everything else, he has been doing it for so long he has got his raindeer trained to go really fast and he can do many chimneys a minute. He starts in the east and goes westward to take advantage of the different time zones.
Santa is a wizard who travels by using Floo Powder. Duh
Lol are u sure it's Santa coming down your chimney? It could be a robber
santa has white snow all night long. it makes him super skinny and fast for only one night. it's a helluva drug
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