What if you want coal?

[Twalli]

In the US, if you're bad, instead of getting you what you want, Santa will get you coal. What if you want coal?

[Chazmatazz269]

Hahahaha! I got coal every year of my childhood for Christmas. Not ONLY coal, but there was always a tiny novelty stocking filled with coal in my traditional stocking! Hahaha! I saw them at the dollar store the other day and considered buying one and sending it to my mother.

[NathanDavis]

I've always wanted charcoal...

whether is drawing, or grilling... charcoal is best (still second to wood, though)

for me, anyway...

[RainBat]

You get your teeth knocked out by santa in brass knuckles for being a smartass.

[Guy13]

Go to West Virginia as you can get plenty of it. And bring some home to stuff stockings of people yiu don’t like

[SnowedIn]

For several years we got our youngest son a bag of charcoal since he liked grilling so much. He loved it!

[humanearth]

I just ordered 5 tons of coal thins winter to mix in with my firewood

I just wish the cost was down, but it is what it is

[In_Trance]

Coal is always a good choice

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Coal is a wonderful thing so give me coal.

[nolabels]

How about cat turds.

[Dingsbums]

Then u played the system