We all love pets (well not all but most do). But when it comes to pets, the first thing is giving them their name. The question strikes you: What name should you give your pet?
Yeah he/she is unique and you want the name to be special and unique itself; so what name to choose? Some of you might think - yeah whatever it's a pet; name it whatever you feel like...But NO! Sometimes it can be really hard.
Any ways this Take isn't about How to name your pet, it's something completely different. It's about my pet and the tragedies I faced after being casual about naming her.
My first pet:
That's my pet dog.
My parents told me I could name my new pet dog anything I wanted and since I was a mischievous little boy, I decided to name the dog 'Sex'. Yeah I named her Sex. It seemed funny at first until you understand all the confusion that caused me later in life.
Like the day I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex.
The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex.
He said, "I'd like to have one, too."
Then, I said, "You don't understand. She's a dog."
He replied, "Look man, I don't care how she looks."
"No no, I have had Sex since I was 6!"
He replied, "You must have been an early bloomer"
Wedding:
When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding.
He told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding.
When I protested that Sex played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said that he did not want to hear about my personal life.
Honeymoon:
After my wife and I got married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon.
When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex.
She replied, "Sir, every room in the hotel can be used for sex."
I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Me too!"
Divorced:
Taking a walk:
One day my dog Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours searching for her.
A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight.
I told him, "I'm looking for Sex!"
My case comes up next Tuesday.
Now that I have been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I'm in counseling.
My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was.
I said, "Sex has left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely."
He said, "Look, you and I both know that sex is not man's best friend. Why don't you go get yourself a dog...."
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Hope you all enjoyed it.
But since it's not my joke I would like to give credits to the original mastermind behind this: Debashis Puzari
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