I was at a family BBQ over the weekend and my cousin was there. she's just turned 18, and works in a fruit and veg shop. Anyway, her boss says that she can take over ripe fruit home for free as it will only get thrown out and go to waste because they can't sell it. She actually sounded disgusted at the thought of eating over ripe/bruised fruit especially bananas for some reason.
We're quite an open family and take the piss out of each other about sex and stuff, so it turns out that she has had a few one night stands and had given these men oral sex. Its laughable, it really is. people are willing to stick a strangers genitals in their mouths, yet they won't eat bruised fruit because they think its disgusting.
she won't eat this yet she would gladly eat this
(i was going to put a real photo here, but remembered there are kids on this site)
Now, im sure she's not the only one who is like this, and im sure there are men who are the same, so please answer honestly. would you eat rather give oral sex than eat bruised or over ripe fruit?
Teenagers these days won't eat a bruised banana, but will happily stick a strangers genitals in their mouth? what has the world come to?
You witty thing, you :P This is a very legitimate, clever, factual point.
First of all, HELL NO, I would not rather give oral sex than eat a bruised piece of fruit. However, I happen to be a germaphobe who gets grossed out when a guy is so easy and willing that he will risk his sexual health for any easy female, not knowing her well enough to know if she's had an STD. I'm also very particular about who gets my sexual goods. You gotta be a certain type of man to get my coochie kingdom. tehehe
but yeahhhh, kids these days are ridiculous. It's very concerning.
Yup, it's crazy, but bananas are suppose to be nice and spotty on the outside and have some on the inside. #FunFact When they are yellow, the starches have yet to finish converting and they aren't digested swiftyly.
Stop judging her. If she doesn't like over riped bannanas you shouldn't pass a judgement on it.. She shared her secrets with you and u post it on a public forum.. It is disgusting..
Come on.. If she had oral sex.. Will u make her eat those bananas?
I agree oral sex is socially acceptable (which is fine), but when did people start thinking it was more socially acceptable than eating fruit? its crazy.
yeah, but its still good to eat either as it is, or used in other ways. thats my point. I mean god knows what diseases you are getting by giving random people oral sex. Yet people would rather do that than eat perfectly fine food.
Teenagers in Medieval days would gladly drink piss filled stagnant river water, yet refused to respect the rights of sheep to sexual self-determinism. What was the world once?
I would seriously pick the bruised banana. Another reason that i wouldn't put the pussy in my mouth is because you can't wear it a condom. One the other hand you CAN put a condom on your own dick
not really hard to compare. it should be a no brainer. eat a banana or stick some randoms genitals in your mouth. on the one hand you have no chance of getting sick, on the other, you can catch all sorts of diseases.
We'll, To be fair, it isn't really "random." There is some decision making in finding a one night stand.
I actually rather enjoy giving face to a girl, and I bet your cousin enjoys giving head.
And bananas have all sorts of fungal, bacterial, and viral diseases, as well as parasites and pesticides. Maybe you've just been conditioned to view sex in a certain light (as often put forth by religion)?
haha, no im not religious. not at all. Im by no means a sexual prude either and have done a fair few things that were on the risky side. I did spend 8 years in the army after all. Dont get me wrong, im not bashing people for having random sex, not at all.
But thts my point, knowing the dangers involved in unprotected sex, including oral, it seems silly that people would rather engage in oral sex than eat fruit that is slightly past its prime.
Lol it's just a weird either/or question that I don't feel voices your concerns clearly. Realistically, I would often choose giving face over eating even a ripe banana. Depending on the girl of course.
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