When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?

Question

He is a fkn sexist

OlderAndWiser · Accepted Answer

1. "Okay. Go make me happy!"
2. "I can make you laugh and I can make you cry but I can't make you a sandwich!"
3. "Are you sure? "Cause if I leave. . . why would I wanna come back?"
4. "I'm sorry. I don't speak or understand English ."
5. "Mama Cass choked to death on a ham sandwich, so. . . would a ham and cheese sandwich be okay?"

The story about Mama Cass choking to death on a ham sandwich is not true, but many people believe it is true.

AleDeEurope · Accepted Answer

You go to the kitchen, you get two slices of bread, you come back and you say: "Here's your sandwich of peanut butter and jam" while you JAM the bread on his face xD

vvvrrvrrrrr · Accepted Answer

"Okay, but there's consequences." *goes to kitchen, makes sandwich, puts witch sticker inside , puts sand inside, goes back to living room* "Is this what you wanted?" *boy eats* *boy chokes to death* *girls dumps him* the end. tbh this is like child abortion but your child is dead.

Maggimay · Accepted Answer

Go and make him a sandwich. Make sure you offer him a drink with it and honey. If you do not like it, tell him. If he argues and feels it's your duty and you really don't like it. Find a guy who won't ask you for a sandwich... good luck

Mustachekitteh · Accepted Answer

Honestly I would go make it but put wet sand in between the slices of bread. He did say he wanted a SANDwich. :D

GirlsLie · Accepted Answer

Sure i'll have it ready for when you finish changing the oil in my car.

cookiesandcream · Accepted Answer

filler..

Riggers · Answer

Make him his sandwich?

genericname85 · Answer

there is no comeback... literally... if he says this and is really totally serious about it, you just go and never come back.

xXiTacoXx · Answer

Make the sandwich, eat side down on the couch, and eat it in front of his face while you watch T. V.

nyleryatt · Answer

"whats wrong with your arms and legs, go make your own fucking sandwich and make sure you wash your fuking plate too, or someone is about to get stabbed" then when he says what? you look at him with your eyes bulging outta your head raise your hand and say "did i stutter?"

KHaskins · Answer

Go to the kitchen, retrieve two slices of bread, put them on the top and bottom of one of his hands and instruct him to eat it. Congratulations, you have successfully made him a sandwich! 😋

Prof_Don · Answer

"Did you want arsenic or rat poison on your sandwich?"

Shes_Like_Texas · Answer

"I'm not your momma or your bitch, go make it yourself."

SteveHarvey · Answer

"Sure, I'll make you a sandwich if you make me orgasm. There are some things that just aren't possible."

steveguitar · Answer

"oh... I didn't recognize you without your footed pyjamas and a warm bottle of milk" I don't know, emasculate him in front of his friends

SolitaireBond · Answer

You very politely tell him to f*** off and make his own.

Phoenix98 · Answer

He should have asked nicely that is the correct path.  Duh make a tainted sandwich or slap him that always works.

KDA20 · Answer

Oldie but goldie - What did your last slave die off?

Casper286 · Answer

Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich come back out and eat it slowly right in front of him.

Tomsta · Answer

Only if you're able to grow a set of balls and do it your fucking self, i'm not your fucking maid. Then dump his ass

Anonymous · Answer

"Maybe if you can grow your dick bigger we can both be happy"? Best I can think of anyway.

FrenzyP0W3R · Answer

Just kick his lazy ass, lol, says more than anything.

muspelhem_5 · Answer

Okay, come here so I can slice you thinly and lay you between these two giant slices of bread.

VonHoffer · Answer

Girls, say this: "Why don't you make it yourself sluggard!"

Anonymous · Answer

Do you want me to put more shit in it than last time ha ha.

Anonymous · Answer

Either turn him into a sandwich "poof, you're a sandwich" or find two men willing to fuck him senseless unless he changes his mind about being "sandwiched" :-P

Anonymous · Answer

If a girl asked me to make a sandwich I'd do it. It's not really that big of a deal. I don't see what's everyone's problem

Anonymous · Answer

Well you better comeback with a goddamn sandwich

Stacyzee · Answer

Sure, but i'll serve it all over your face!

erigut3 · Answer

Go make me happy and throw out the trash

abc--123 · Answer

stab him in the throat

HyperOrphic · Answer

"Be worth my bread first, bitch."

Onyx277 · Answer

Hand over the bread bitch.

RationalMale · Answer

you comeback with a sandwhich... duh

HollywoodGlam · Answer

Let's make it together ;)

alonzoslade · Answer

PAY FOR MY FIRST DATE

adamski24 · Answer

Tell him to pipe the fuck down

jmmmfi · Answer

I prefer a chicken sandwich

vekin · Answer

And also a glass of horse pee?

Anonymous · Answer

Right away dear as you run to the Kitchen

Ihav2fart · Answer

Yes, master!

I_am_repulsive · Answer

Make your own

Anonymous · Answer

Ok I will make you a sandwich.

Anonymous · Answer

Go mow the lawn

stellamint · Answer

It's over :)

Anonymous · Answer

GO KILL YOURSELF.

blondfrog · Answer

Say go mow my lawn

21207 · Answer

Go build me a house

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